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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

Famous Birmingham comedian

Jasper

The Welsh for Carrot is Moron .

Anymore Carrot facts . Good Friday evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They’re orange

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

You should only feed your rabbit carrots on a special ocassion. They are not particularly good for them

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

carrots used to be purple

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

They don’t make very good homemade dildos

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By *idlandiaMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"They’re orange "

They didn't use to be.

Orange colour was a rare varient that farmers cultivated to show respect for the late Dutch Prince, William of orange.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strange thread

Whatever next

Parsnip etiquette

Peas surprise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They’re orange

They didn't use to be.

Orange colour was a rare varient that farmers cultivated to show respect for the late Dutch Prince, William of orange. "

Yeah but they are now… fact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They have a a variety of uses

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

orange sex toy..

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By *ryan...Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

They help you see ..when did you ever see a rabbit wearing glasses ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Snowmen smell them all the time

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By *ryan...Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

Jasper Carrot is 77...

.which is still younger than most carrots in Lidle's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What do you call a potato that identifies as a carrot ?

A transplant.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The average size for a domestic carrot is 6 and a half inches, or 8 inches if they have a Fab profile.

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By *ryan...Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

Humans actually eat more carrots than rabbits..!

When did you last eat a rabbit

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By *ud and BryanCouple  over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Our dog loves carrots.

In the middle ages, white ones were more common than purple and orange.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"Famous Birmingham comedian

Jasper

The Welsh for Carrot is Moron .

Anymore Carrot facts . Good Friday evening everyone

"

Jaspers daughter starred in the Office

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By *ewhere202230Man  over a year ago

H Town

The world’s longest carrot was 20ft 5.86 inches

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By *ldbutrandyMan  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Famous Birmingham comedian

Jasper

The Welsh for Carrot is Moron .

Anymore Carrot facts . Good Friday evening everyone

"

For fear of feeling stupid ( or a moron) .I tried not to fact check the Welsh for carrot is moron claim.

Guess what....its true

BTW jaspers real name is Robert Norman Davis.

Not as funny as carrot !

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Famous Birmingham comedian

Jasper

The Welsh for Carrot is Moron .

Anymore Carrot facts . Good Friday evening everyone

For fear of feeling stupid ( or a moron) .I tried not to fact check the Welsh for carrot is moron claim.

Guess what....its true

BTW jaspers real name is Robert Norman Davis.

Not as funny as carrot !"

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex


"Famous Birmingham comedian

Jasper

The Welsh for Carrot is Moron .

Anymore Carrot facts . Good Friday evening everyone

"

Carrots originated in the territory we call Iran. The first carrots were purple, more like beetroot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Famous Birmingham comedian

Jasper

The Welsh for Carrot is Moron .

Anymore Carrot facts . Good Friday evening everyone

Carrots originated in the territory we call Iran. The first carrots were purple, more like beetroot."

They were white and from Afghanistan

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

Carrots are in the same family as celery and parsnips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A carrot, so you can see in the dark. Sprouts, so you have something to look at

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By *edstockings2Couple  over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Carrots are made up of 88 percent water.

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By *uckyNineMan  over a year ago

prescot

Allegedly off camera that Kevin’s a right diva

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

They used to grow on trees.

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

They're tasty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They’re orange "

#notallcarrots

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A carrot, so you can see in the dark. Sprouts, so you have something to look at"

You know where this came from? In the army they pushed the idea that pilots were eating them to help them see in the dark.And someone was on a radio station where he’d survived a night flight, and when asked how, he mentioned the carrots hopping that kids would latch onto it and eat their veg!! (And that’s how the majority of the public heard it, and we believe everything we hear!!) something like that. I love this story.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

If you ask Alexa,”What’s, Boris Johnson, carrot, coffee bean,100, in Welsh”.....it's quite funny.

A

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By *igJFromSAMan  over a year ago

Woking

Carrots are good for it memory. An ex put one up my arse years ago, still haven't forgotten it.

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan  over a year ago

Gilfach


"You know where this came from? In the army they pushed the idea that pilots were eating them to help them see in the dark."

The army don't have any planes.

It was put about by the War Office in WWII to help cover up the invention of radar. They wanted to provide an explanation for how we were so good at spotting enemy planes approaching.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carrots are good for it memory. An ex put one up my arse years ago, still haven't forgotten it. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know where this came from? In the army they pushed the idea that pilots were eating them to help them see in the dark.

The army don't have any planes.

It was put about by the War Office in WWII to help cover up the invention of radar. They wanted to provide an explanation for how we were so good at spotting enemy planes approaching."

Army / Airforce! Same thing

I remember a radio interview with the guy who who piloted the plane the story was about. (His navigation broke, and was out to sea at night, but flew back to land) So he was quoting something he’d heard from the days of ww obviously. But that’s where they believe it all stemmed from. His radio interview made it public knowledge.

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

A cooked carrot contains more nutritional fibre than a raw one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The best way to eat them is in a Cake

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

I once caught an ex fucking herself with a carrot.

Which was a shame because I was going to eat it....... but it would have tasted of carrot.

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shaped one or two in to butt plugs before

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

Jasper Carrott's real name is Robert Davis.

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"I once caught an ex fucking herself with a carrot.

Which was a shame because I was going to eat it....... but it would have tasted of carrot.

A"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They don't grow on trees, just like money my mom used to say. X

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By *uck-RogersMan  over a year ago

Oakhill


"Famous Birmingham comedian

Jasper

The Welsh for Carrot is Moron .

Anymore Carrot facts . Good Friday evening everyone

Carrots originated in the territory we call Iran. The first carrots were purple, more like beetroot."

Try sticking a beetroot up your fanny.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"They don't grow on trees, just like money my mom used to say. X"

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man  over a year ago

newport

He had a hit single with Funky Moped

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By *edstockings2Couple  over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Carrot leaves, flowers, and seeds are also edible as well as the taproot

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By *ldbutrandyMan  over a year ago

West Midlands


"He had a hit single with Funky Moped"

Almost correct. That was the A side. But it wasn't the reason people bought the record. That was because of the B side. The magic roundabout .to those that remember it , it's worth a listen on YouTube

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex


"They used to grow on trees."

... And ate pencils.

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"He had a hit single with Funky Moped

Almost correct. That was the A side. But it wasn't the reason people bought the record. That was because of the B side. The magic roundabout .to those that remember it , it's worth a listen on YouTube "

You mean this....

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aEPC_L_pauc&feature=shares

I actually prefer Funky Moped lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Humans actually eat more carrots than rabbits..!

When did you last eat a rabbit "

last week bootiful

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By *akedMMan  over a year ago

Witney


"Humans actually eat more carrots than rabbits..!

When did you last eat a rabbit "

used to eat a lot of rabbit when I lived on the farm

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By *akedMMan  over a year ago

Witney

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They're crunchy!

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By *ryan...Man  over a year ago

1950's Original


"Humans actually eat more carrots than rabbits..!

When did you last eat a rabbit last week bootiful "

Isn't that a turkey..you've been sold a pup...oooh I fancy a hot dog now...anyone got a sausage dog..

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By *escourtesMan  over a year ago

hereford

If you stick a carrot up yer pussy you can see in the dark...

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex

What might be blue, red or grey and sounds like a carrot?

.

.

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A parrot.

Fact!

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By *edstockings2Couple  over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Carrot seeds are so small that about 2,000 seeds can fit in a teaspoon.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS  over a year ago

Cornwall


"Humans actually eat more carrots than rabbits..!

When did you last eat a rabbit "

Yesterday

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By *ldbutrandyMan  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Carrot seeds are so small that about 2,000 seeds can fit in a teaspoon."

Utter rubbish, the most i ever managed was 1,999 .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They are high in sugar. If you eat enough of them you might end up carroted out but because of the beta carotene you could end up with a little orange tinge in your skin, but you’d have to eat a shed load

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Snowmen get Carrotson not hard ons

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