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I know it's not very Chistian of me
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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but I wish they'd hurry up and finish this church service next door !
I've come in work to get some bits done that need doing cos of the shorter working week
The office is in a shared business centre.
I had forgotten that they use the conference room as a 'Church' for a local mission on Sundays.
I have sat for the last hour listening to drums, organs, guitars and singing pumped through poor quality speakers set to MAX !
And if I hear the word 'Hallelujah' one more feckin time ............  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well run in next door wearing nothing but a santa hat with mistletoe hanging from your belly button shouting 'praise be the Lord, Hallelujah and who wants to kiss me under the mistletoe.
That'll clear em  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How long do these things go on for ?
I thought I'd suffered an hour, but a quick look at the time suggests it is nearer two !
It can't go on much longer surely ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well run in next door wearing nothing but a santa hat with mistletoe hanging from your belly button shouting 'praise be the Lord, Hallelujah and who wants to kiss me under the mistletoe.
That'll clear em "
Either they'll run away.... Or you get a Sunday gangbang! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"but I wish they'd hurry up and finish this church service next door !
I've come in work to get some bits done that need doing cos of the shorter working week
The office is in a shared business centre.
I had forgotten that they use the conference room as a 'Church' for a local mission on Sundays.
I have sat for the last hour listening to drums, organs, guitars and singing pumped through poor quality speakers set to MAX !
And if I hear the word 'Hallelujah' one more feckin time ............ "
hymns at No 11 on the volume dial rock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I get an AMEN?!
Please forgive this poor man for his impatients lord!
Let all his brothers and sisters pray for his guidance and let us crank up the amps of heaven to eleven and sing him into submission, let us play and pray and turn him into a holy rock n roller!
Turn his sin into win and erase his blues and his lose and let us all revel him away from the devil...can I get an AAMMEEENNNN?!
We shall now sing Oh little town of bethlehem in the style of the house of the rising sun!
Can I get an AMEN?!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God so loved the world that he gave his only son, that whosoever believes in him will have eternal life.
That's me fecking doomed then 
Come confess all your sins "
Bring your dog collar then  |
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"God so loved the world that he gave his only son, that whosoever believes in him will have eternal life.
That's me fecking doomed then
Come confess all your sins
Bring your dog collar then "
Yes Mistress  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"God so loved the world that he gave his only son, that whosoever believes in him will have eternal life.
That's me fecking doomed then
Come confess all your sins
Bring your dog collar then
Yes Mistress "
Good girl...we can confess our sins afterwards |
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