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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago
West Midlands |
.....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too
Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too
Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?
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I'm offering seasonal creampies at the moment so I could be? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too
Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?
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This post is a tad shortest, not allowed on the forums 
You are right we are a sexy lot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too
Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?
I'm offering seasonal creampies at the moment so I could be?"
Awww baby Brucey’s  |
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What do you call a row of men waiting for a haircut?
A barbecue.
What is a pelicans favourite TV show?
The Bill
What does a frog do if his car breaks down?
Gets it toad away
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost
Where do sick gnomes go?
To the Elf Centre
How do you make a jacket last?
Make the trousers first
I'm here all week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too
Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?
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Seen the words " funny short dad " and thought i was in for a second |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I know right?
It's a hard life flexing all over the place like I do so effortlessly.
Dad jokes for gift tags is a fantastic idea.
Welcome to the forums OP, we've never met but you look like the sort of person who knows their way around knees. |
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"Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there? "
How do you know when a joke is a dad joke? When it's fully grown!
A man went to see his doctor, wrapped in nothing but cling film. His doctor said, "I can clearly see your nuts!"
I went for a job at a blacksmiths. He asked if I was any good at shoe-ing horses. I said, "No, but I once told a donkey to fuck off!"
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my dad, not screaming in panic like his passengers.
Not matter how kind you are, german children are kinder.
There's a nudist camp meeting near me next Saturday. I might go if I have nothing on.
I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.
If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear, is he still wrong? |
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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago
West Midlands |
Oh cringe yeah, this is my first time posting with a genuine reason to hang here because you're all so funny and cute.
Previous was slut vibe, we've all been there. Ammiright? |
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"Oh cringe yeah, this is my first time posting with a genuine reason to hang here because you're all so funny and cute.
Previous was slut vibe, we've all been there. Ammiright? "
I think we’ve all been there OP. It’s no biggy. Welcome to the forums properly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh cringe yeah, this is my first time posting with a genuine reason to hang here because you're all so funny and cute.
Previous was slut vibe, we've all been there. Ammiright? "
Nope, not me.....
I am a chaste virgin, a man of purity. Church every Sunday without fail. Pure as the driven snow me.
None of that shenanigans from me. 
Winston |
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".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too
Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?
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No Dad jokes, but I've got very neat handwriting, so if you want to bring them over for a fun game of naked-tag-writing, just shout |
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"What do you call a row of men waiting for a haircut?
A barbecue.
What is a pelicans favourite TV show?
The Bill
What does a frog do if his car breaks down?
Gets it toad away
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost
Where do sick gnomes go?
To the Elf Centre
How do you make a jacket last?
Make the trousers first
I'm here all week "
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I like to read the jokes out from crackers but replace them with something risqué.. e.g
What's pink and smells of ginger?
Fred Astaire's Cock.
What do you call a judge with no balls?
Justice Cock
NB. Make sure grandma has nodded off or isn't listening
Mr |
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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago
West Midlands |
"Stealing this.
Hello my lovely and welcome.
When replying if you press reply and quote
to that person, then we'll know who you are responding to  "
Thank you so much, I'm so rookie it's a joke, see look, I learnt from your wisdom |
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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago
West Midlands |
"I like to read the jokes out from crackers but replace them with something risqué.. e.g
What's pink and smells of ginger?
Fred Astaire's Cock.
What do you call a judge with no balls?
Justice Cock
NB. Make sure grandma has nodded off or isn't listening
Mr"
These are superb, thank you |
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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago
West Midlands |
".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too
Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?
I just learnt how to reply and quote...
So I'm re-shouting, let's do it
No Dad jokes, but I've got very neat handwriting, so if you want to bring them over for a fun game of naked-tag-writing, just shout"
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".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too
Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?
I just learnt how to reply and quote...
So I'm re-shouting, let's do it
No Dad jokes, but I've got very neat handwriting, so if you want to bring them over for a fun game of naked-tag-writing, just shout"
I'm game if you are. Just checked and there's lots of lead in my pencil... |
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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago
West Midlands |
".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too
Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?
I just learnt how to reply and quote...
So I'm re-shouting, let's do it
No Dad jokes, but I've got very neat handwriting, so if you want to bring them over for a fun game of naked-tag-writing, just shout
I'm game if you are. Just checked and there's lots of lead in my pencil..."
Oh thank the lord you checked, I'll bring my sharpener just in case, it's one of those cool ones you can put on the edge of a table..... |
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".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too
Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?
I just learnt how to reply and quote...
So I'm re-shouting, let's do it
No Dad jokes, but I've got very neat handwriting, so if you want to bring them over for a fun game of naked-tag-writing, just shout
I'm game if you are. Just checked and there's lots of lead in my pencil...
Oh thank the lord you checked, I'll bring my sharpener just in case, it's one of those cool ones you can put on the edge of a table....."
I am there! I was keen already, but knowing you've got a special sharpener to put my pencil in has sealed the deal... |
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"Oh cringe yeah, this is my first time posting with a genuine reason to hang here because you're all so funny and cute.
Previous was slut vibe, we've all been there. Ammiright? "
You’re right, people can only post here if they have a genuine reason. These are sent to me in a message and if they’re judged satisfactory I allow the post.
Previous successful reasons have been:
1. Can I post if I send you a picture of my boobs?
b. Can I post if I promise you a shag? Obviously this is like a government manifesto promise so definitely won’t happen.
iii. Can I post because I just fucking feel like it, alright?
Welcome, newbie / not quite newbie  |
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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago
West Midlands |
".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too
Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?
I just learnt how to reply and quote...
So I'm re-shouting, let's do it
No Dad jokes, but I've got very neat handwriting, so if you want to bring them over for a fun game of naked-tag-writing, just shout
I'm game if you are. Just checked and there's lots of lead in my pencil...
Oh thank the lord you checked, I'll bring my sharpener just in case, it's one of those cool ones you can put on the edge of a table.....
I am there! I was keen already, but knowing you've got a special sharpener to put my pencil in has sealed the deal..."
I love stationery...especially anything you can bang on a table and use. |
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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago
Stourbridge (West-Mids) |
".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too
Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?
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Hi gorgeous, you finally came over to the dark side, welcome 
It's not very funny, but it is (kinda) festive....
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snow balls |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"You look familiar..can't place that gorgeous face, can you show me your knee instead...?
I got an ankle the other day, most epic, must try. "
An ankle? Adding that to the list.
(Still can't do a dad joke, still good to read you here) |
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Ok so im a dad, and this is a joke, but not technically a dad joke. In fact its genuinely homemade (which will be obvious by the quality of it !) Anyway, i spent about ten years in a job where we had a tradition of making up jokes on a daily basis...the more rubbish, the better..! So without further ado..... What do you call a female bag? " A Baguette !" |
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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago
West Midlands |
".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too
Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?
Hi gorgeous, you finally came over to the dark side, welcome
It's not very funny, but it is (kinda) festive....
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snow balls"
Hello trouble,
I'm here for as long as I can keep up this cool front 
My dad actually told me this one earlier, so it's legit
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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago
West Midlands |
"You look familiar..can't place that gorgeous face, can you show me your knee instead...?
I got an ankle the other day, most epic, must try.
An ankle? Adding that to the list.
(Still can't do a dad joke, still good to read you here)"
The knee was either trying to leave or the rest of the body was above me, I foget, but the ankle got it good.
Let's find a Dad, with knees and thighs and make him tell us alllll the jokes |
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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago
West Midlands |
"Are us not so damn attractive people allowed to post here too? If so......
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?.....
Because their days are numbered.
Welcome to the forums OP "
Perfection, dad joke.
You have nice skin, that makes you attractive Mr 6"1. |
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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago
West Midlands |
"Ok so im a dad, and this is a joke, but not technically a dad joke. In fact its genuinely homemade (which will be obvious by the quality of it !) Anyway, i spent about ten years in a job where we had a tradition of making up jokes on a daily basis...the more rubbish, the better..! So without further ado..... What do you call a female bag? " A Baguette !" "
Oh this is awful, you're right, brilliant. |
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".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too
Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?
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Oh you’ll fit right in then |
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Two snowmen in a field. One says to the other; “Can you smell carrots?”
What’s the wettest animal in the world? A rain-deer.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshippers? They were caught burning effigies of Santa…. |
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Nice tits on you LilB.