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"Shall I sing?
Pretend you've left your child at home and shout 'KEVIN'"
Lol! Gen Z and Gen A will have no idea what you are talking about..
I on the other hand am an Old MIllenial...a Xennial...and I loved these movies!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Entertain me
Where you off to? Hopefully somewhere hot and beach-like to make me seethe with jealousy."
I’m coming from somewhere hot, there’s sand? I wouldn’t necessarily say beach-like, but no, going home for Christmas |
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"Nobody would think I had a child that young 
Are you at the airport too?!
It's anyone's guess where I am half the time
Are you in my house?!!"
I'm not keen on the tiles in the en suite but the superman duvet set is charming in an ironic way... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nobody would think I had a child that young
Are you at the airport too?!
It's anyone's guess where I am half the time
Are you in my house?!!
I'm not keen on the tiles in the en suite but the superman duvet set is charming in an ironic way..."
Wrong house darlin! Leave with haste! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Entertain me
Where are you going?
Home! 
Hopefully you'll get through before border force goes on strike "
Doubtful but I travelled without hold luggage to try and lessen the delays at least |
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"Nobody would think I had a child that young
Are you at the airport too?!
It's anyone's guess where I am half the time
Are you in my house?!!
I'm not keen on the tiles in the en suite but the superman duvet set is charming in an ironic way...
Wrong house darlin! Leave with haste!"
Lordy! I'm gone |
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"Entertain me
Where are you going?
Home!
Hopefully you'll get through before border force goes on strike
Doubtful but I travelled without hold luggage to try and lessen the delays at least "
Good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Entertain me
Where are you going?
Home!
Hopefully you'll get through before border force goes on strike "
Apparently the army are getting people through a lot faster than normal. No queues.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Entertain me
Where you off to? Hopefully somewhere hot and beach-like to make me seethe with jealousy.
I’m coming from somewhere hot, there’s sand? I wouldn’t necessarily say beach-like, but no, going home for Christmas "
Have a good flight.  |
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"Entertain me
Where are you going?
Home!
Hopefully you'll get through before border force goes on strike
Apparently the army are getting people through a lot faster than normal. No queues. "
It's a bit embarrassing when people with no experience do a job better than the regulars  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shall we just send you tit pics OP? 
Err does a bear shit in the woods?
I don’t think that has been proven… "
Fine, does amber heard shit in the bed? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shall we just send you tit pics OP?
Err does a bear shit in the woods?
I don’t think that has been proven…
Fine, does amber heard shit in the bed?
Yes. Ok I’m on it  "
Appreciate it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Entertain me
Where are you going?
Home!
Hopefully you'll get through before border force goes on strike
Apparently the army are getting people through a lot faster than normal. No queues.
It's a bit embarrassing when people with no experience do a job better than the regulars "
They wont be checking passports or anything though, just doing that "go, go, go" thing into a walkie talkie and making everyone run with their heads down onto the plane. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Entertain me
Where are you going?
Home!
Hopefully you'll get through before border force goes on strike
Apparently the army are getting people through a lot faster than normal. No queues.
It's a bit embarrassing when people with no experience do a job better than the regulars
They wont be checking passports or anything though, just doing that "go, go, go" thing into a walkie talkie and making everyone run with their heads down onto the plane. "
Shhh complain AFTER tomorrow |
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"Shall I sing?
Pretend you've left your child at home and shout 'KEVIN'
Lol! Gen Z and Gen A will have no idea what you are talking about..
I on the other hand am an Old MIllenial...a Xennial...and I loved these movies!!"
It's a Christmas classic. All generations will know it. My kids watched it in school last week |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shall I sing?
Pretend you've left your child at home and shout 'KEVIN'
Lol! Gen Z and Gen A will have no idea what you are talking about..
I on the other hand am an Old MIllenial...a Xennial...and I loved these movies!!
It's a Christmas classic. All generations will know it. My kids watched it in school last week "
I'm surprised schools allow it to be fair. Theres alot of death in that movie covered up with red bumps on the face |
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"Entertain me
Where you off to? Hopefully somewhere hot and beach-like to make me seethe with jealousy.
I’m coming from somewhere hot, there’s sand? I wouldn’t necessarily say beach-like, but no, going home for Christmas "
Jealous of the hot. Home for me is my parent's house in the tropics. Lol! Bu there is no mulled wine or stollen there. Lol! So that's the trade-off. |
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"Shall I sing?
Pretend you've left your child at home and shout 'KEVIN'
Lol! Gen Z and Gen A will have no idea what you are talking about..
I on the other hand am an Old MIllenial...a Xennial...and I loved these movies!!
It's a Christmas classic. All generations will know it. My kids watched it in school last week "
clearly I went to a shit school. No christmas movies ever!! What did I expect...sex ed was don't have sex. Lol! |
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"Die Hard is the ultimate xmas movie but as you are in an airport maybe die hard 2 - yippee kay yay mother fucker!"
Lol! If it's short-haul I hope he downloaded it. yeah it will probably be on the Long Haul flight list....says the person who fell asleep to Batman this year.....What?! I was tired and ill and on prescribed/over-the-counter drugs.
I'm totally not saying it was a boring movie.. |
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"Shall I sing?
Pretend you've left your child at home and shout 'KEVIN'
Lol! Gen Z and Gen A will have no idea what you are talking about..
I on the other hand am an Old MIllenial...a Xennial...and I loved these movies!!
It's a Christmas classic. All generations will know it. My kids watched it in school last week
clearly I went to a shit school. No christmas movies ever!! What did I expect...sex ed was don't have sex. Lol!"
We had the same Christmas film every year at school - Herbie Goes Bananas. A classic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down!
Sounds like a good day to me "
I’m whiskey merry so to be fair I agree, still, I expected more from such a tight knit community |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down!
I count more than 2 dicks on this thread. "
I meant in my inbox, and literal dicks, no need to call people names |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down!
I count more than 2 dicks on this thread.
Why do I think I'm one of them?
If the cap fits?"
It does  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down!
I count more than 2 dicks on this thread.
Why do I think I'm one of them?
If the cap fits?
It does "
I feel your pain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down!
I count more than 2 dicks on this thread.
Why do I think I'm one of them?
If the cap fits?
It does
I feel your pain "
Pain? Cocks? I'm in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down!
I count more than 2 dicks on this thread.
Why do I think I'm one of them?
If the cap fits?
It does
I feel your pain
Pain? Cocks? I'm in. "
Not really appropriate in an airport business lounge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Entertain me
Stop being needy
Where’s the fun in that?
There’s no fun in being needy….. man up
You don’t ask, you don’t get
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Ffs put down the alcohol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Open who's near me & connect (never know, u maybe on same flight & could have fun if not make a new friend). In any case, enjoy safe & pleasant journey."
I appreciate the advice but I won’t lie, I’m definitely not going to do that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Entertain me
Stop being needy
Where’s the fun in that?
There’s no fun in being needy….. man up
You don’t ask, you don’t get
S
E
N
D
N
U
D
E
S
Ffs put down the alcohol "
It’s free, no chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Entertain me
Stop being needy
Where’s the fun in that?
There’s no fun in being needy….. man up
You don’t ask, you don’t get
S
E
N
D
N
U
D
E
S
Ffs put down the alcohol "
Noooo ask for one back whilst he's under the influence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Entertain me
Stop being needy
Where’s the fun in that?
There’s no fun in being needy….. man up
You don’t ask, you don’t get
S
E
N
D
N
U
D
E
S
Ffs put down the alcohol
Noooo ask for one back whilst he's under the influence. "
Ahhhhh I like your thinking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Entertain me
Stop being needy
Where’s the fun in that?
There’s no fun in being needy….. man up
You don’t ask, you don’t get
S
E
N
D
N
U
D
E
S
Ffs put down the alcohol
Noooo ask for one back whilst he's under the influence. "
Shhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Entertain me
Stop being needy
Where’s the fun in that?
There’s no fun in being needy….. man up
You don’t ask, you don’t get
S
E
N
D
N
U
D
E
S
Ffs put down the alcohol
Noooo ask for one back whilst he's under the influence.
Shhhh"
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N
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By *aretobareCouple
over a year ago
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"You're still there? I'll give you a festive flash, why not !
For another 2 hours! Flash away"
Buy a direct flight next time - worth every extra penny and you can always use search engines to find the cheapest - have a great holiday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You're still there? I'll give you a festive flash, why not !
For another 2 hours! Flash away
Buy a direct flight next time - worth every extra penny and you can always use search engines to find the cheapest - have a great holiday"
I’m not going on holiday and there’s no direct flights to where I was |
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By *aretobareCouple
over a year ago
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"You're still there? I'll give you a festive flash, why not !
For another 2 hours! Flash away
Buy a direct flight next time - worth every extra penny and you can always use search engines to find the cheapest - have a great holiday
I’m not going on holiday and there’s no direct flights to where I was "
Darn that - best stop overs are Singapore, KL, Dubai and Koh Samui - understand your predicament a little better now - try not to get murdered by the family then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Open who's near me & connect (never know, u maybe on same flight & could have fun if not make a new friend). In any case, enjoy safe & pleasant journey.
I appreciate the advice but I won’t lie, I’m definitely not going to do that "
Maybe 4 the best...!
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