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When someone says they’ve got an itchy palm……
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"……. it means they might come into some money
But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag? 
Love and Peace  "
Fleas. Stop sleeping with stray dogs Rex, how many times! |
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"……. it means they might come into some money
But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?
Love and Peace
Fleas. Stop sleeping with stray dogs Rex, how many times!"
I’ve put Lynx on them so no fleas  |
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"I think itchy balls is a sign you want a pegging... I'll call Saff 
Posh 
Tell her to Saff off  she’s going nowhere near my balloon knot
Oh sweetie... you should see the Christmas present she got you 
#baddragon
Posh "
Is that her new nickname?  |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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"I think itchy balls is a sign you want a pegging... I'll call Saff
Posh
Tell her to Saff off she’s going nowhere near my balloon knot
Oh sweetie... you should see the Christmas present she got you
#baddragon
Posh
Is that her new nickname? "
It's what you'll be calling her when you see the gift
P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again.."
Everytime I just want an adult and mature conversation I see you being smutty! |
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"If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again..
Everytime I just want an adult and mature conversation I see you being smutty!"
BUt Brandy cream is lovely. got some in my fridge this moment....Shall I volunteer ast Tribute?  |
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"I think itchy balls is a sign you want a pegging... I'll call Saff
Posh
Tell her to Saff off she’s going nowhere near my balloon knot
Oh sweetie... you should see the Christmas present she got you
#baddragon
Posh
Is that her new nickname?
It's what you'll be calling her when you see the gift
P "
This doesn’t sound like a gift that I’d want |
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"If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again..
Everytime I just want an adult and mature conversation I see you being smutty!
BUt Brandy cream is lovely. got some in my fridge this moment....Shall I volunteer ast Tribute? "
Oooohhh I’d love a tribute  |
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy "
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that |
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that "
I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over |
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that
I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over "
I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know |
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that
I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over
I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know "
Oh I know Rex… I know |
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that
I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over
I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know
Oh I know Rex… I know "
Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? |
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that
I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over
I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know
Oh I know Rex… I know
Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? "
Would you like me to? |
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that
I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over
I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know
Oh I know Rex… I know
Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson?
Would you like me to? "
With sherry trifle on my bollocks……. yes |
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that
I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over
I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know
Oh I know Rex… I know
Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson?
Would you like me to?
With sherry trifle on my bollocks……. yes "
I really do love…. Sherry Trifle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again.."
Rudolph maybe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"……. it means they might come into some money
But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?
Love and Peace "
Call the doctors immediately
It might fall off |
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"……. it means they might come into some money
But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?
Love and Peace
Call the doctors immediately
It might fall off "
I don’t need them anymore pal so it doesn’t matter |
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"It means you might cum into me
They’re very very itchy
Cream pie for Christmas 
For afters, yes
What’s for amuse bush, starters and main?
I hope you like creampie cause that’s all your getting "
It must be my lucky day |
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