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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What you got?

As I lay in bed on my back

I heard Santa empty his sack

With a Ooooh and an Ahhhh

He left a Guitar

And a new bra to cover my rack

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What happened on last Christmas Eve

I still cannot really believe !

I had anal with Zoe

A BJ from Chloe

And an beautiful handjob from Steve.

Happy Christmas OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Twas the night before Christmas everyone was feeling Mary. So she got to and left. They all jumped for joy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What happened on last Christmas Eve

I still cannot really believe !

I had anal with Zoe

A BJ from Chloe

And an beautiful handjob from Steve.

Happy Christmas OP

"

brilliant

Merry Christmas

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

There was a young man called Joe who loved to pee in the snow. One day his cock froze, fell off onto his toes so now he is unable to go. a bit shitty but at least I tried.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There was a young man called Joe who loved to pee in the snow. One day his cock froze, fell off onto his toes so now he is unable to go. a bit shitty but at least I tried."

Its excellent! Happy Christmas to you and the new doggie

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By *ohnFKMan  over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

'At Christmas I was getting depressed,

'Till Sue started getting undressed,

She hummed 'Deck the Halls',

As she sucked on my balls,

And I came all over her chest..'

( )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"'At Christmas I was getting depressed,

'Till Sue started getting undressed,

She hummed 'Deck the Halls',

As she sucked on my balls,

And I came all over her chest..'

( )"

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"There was a young man called Joe who loved to pee in the snow. One day his cock froze, fell off onto his toes so now he is unable to go. a bit shitty but at least I tried.

Its excellent! Happy Christmas to you and the new doggie "

Thank you.x

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