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To boldly go where no crip has gone before....
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Well not exactly, but only my 2nd outing into the big wide world since I had my hip done (went to hairdressers for a wash n blowdry yesterday)
It's Mam's 70th Birthday and we're having a "bit of a do" for her down one of the local pubs. My mate is picking me, my perching stool, and my over the loo seat up shortly and we're off for a pint or two (purely medicinal of course).
Have crutches, will travel  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you're going to class yourself as a 'crip' - I hope you've got a blue bandana on ? 
Don't want you getting on the wrong side of some Arse End hoodies!!  |
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"Home again, home again, jiggety jig...not too pished, 4 pints and stuffed meself with buffet, now watching Joanna Lumley's search for Noah's Ark...Survived being out and about, neice and new great nephew also in pub so finally managed to see him with his eyes open (took some poking of the sprog to be fair  )
Nice catch up with family and friends and now bit more confident of my mobility so have agreed to go to Our Kid's for Christmas Dinner so won't be sat with me Pot Noodle on Christmas Day "
I was thinking your family much be lush....first time you have seen your nephew with his eyes open..then realised he is a sprog..
why oh why am I always behind???  |
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Glad you're back safe and you're going somewhere for Christmas x. I'll sing you a song to celebrate. It's my Rolf Harris. Can you guess what it is yet?
*sings* "I'm Jake the Peg, diddle diddle dum, with an extra leg, diddle diddle dum, wherever I go, through rain or snow...." |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"If you're going to class yourself as a 'crip' - I hope you've got a blue bandana on ?
Don't want you getting on the wrong side of some Arse End hoodies!! "
Had to google that...learn summat every day eh? |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Home again, home again, jiggety jig...not too pished, 4 pints and stuffed meself with buffet, now watching Joanna Lumley's search for Noah's Ark...Survived being out and about, neice and new great nephew also in pub so finally managed to see him with his eyes open (took some poking of the sprog to be fair )
Nice catch up with family and friends and now bit more confident of my mobility so have agreed to go to Our Kid's for Christmas Dinner so won't be sat with me Pot Noodle on Christmas Day
I was thinking your family much be lush....first time you have seen your nephew with his eyes open..then realised he is a sprog..
why oh why am I always behind??? "
To be fair, most of us are complete lushes, but baby Jack James is only 17 days old (and not due till 28th Dec) so that's why he sleeps a lot according to my Mam |
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"Home again, home again, jiggety jig...not too pished, 4 pints and stuffed meself with buffet, now watching Joanna Lumley's search for Noah's Ark...Survived being out and about, neice and new great nephew also in pub so finally managed to see him with his eyes open (took some poking of the sprog to be fair )
Nice catch up with family and friends and now bit more confident of my mobility so have agreed to go to Our Kid's for Christmas Dinner so won't be sat with me Pot Noodle on Christmas Day
I was thinking your family much be lush....first time you have seen your nephew with his eyes open..then realised he is a sprog..
why oh why am I always behind???
To be fair, most of us are complete lushes, but baby Jack James is only 17 days old (and not due till 28th Dec) so that's why he sleeps a lot according to my Mam "
but he played peekaboo for you...well done,.. |
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over a year ago
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Glad u made it there n back and had a good time ........... and that Crimbo is sorted tooo ............. not long now and u'll be doing the marathon!!!! ha ha   |
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"Glad u made it there n back and had a good time ........... and that Crimbo is sorted tooo ............. not long now and u'll be doing the marathon!!!! ha ha "
"doing the marathon"....and a kingside marsbar  |
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"Glad u made it there n back and had a good time ........... and that Crimbo is sorted tooo ............. not long now and u'll be doing the marathon!!!! ha ha
"doing the marathon"....and a kingside marsbar "
KINGSIZE!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Loving that you had to poke the sprog to get it to open its eyes!
I suppose that's like poking a tiger, except that when this one roars you can hand it back to its parents!
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