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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 23/12/22 12:47:47]
I see the OP has already back out!
What did the post say?"
Anybody in Bristol fancy being impregnated today....
Or something very similar  |
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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago
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He must be a great earner to be paying out all that CSA to many different women
How many kids you got now then 1? 30?
I bet they'll be so proud of their sperm donor human who was never in their life, just wanted to nut and move on, such a charmer and role model |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Removed by poster at 23/12/22 12:47:47]
I see the OP has already back out!
What did the post say?"
Typical! They always pull out! What's a girl gotta do to get impregnated by a random stranger at short notice around here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah, shame, I’m not in Bristol. Otherwise I’d have been right up for getting up the duff today
Hahaha....bet you're gutted Red  "
Totally. I’d started looking at maternity clothes and everything  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah, shame, I’m not in Bristol. Otherwise I’d have been right up for getting up the duff today
Hahaha....bet you're gutted Red
Totally. I’d started looking at maternity clothes and everything "
He's that well prepared he might of provided them |
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"Ah, shame, I’m not in Bristol. Otherwise I’d have been right up for getting up the duff today
Hahaha....bet you're gutted Red
Totally. I’d started looking at maternity clothes and everything "
Reckon he'd be up for paying for those too...such a responsible guy |
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"Why do folks think that this is ok!?
“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”
God damn
Don’t put babies in ovens.
Now you tell me!  "
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"Why do folks think that this is ok!?
“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”
God damn
Don’t put babies in ovens.
Now you tell me!
Weren't the edgy jokes back in the day about blenders?"
m
I believe so, or a variation thereof. Slowly died out thankfully. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I mean I would but i simply can't spare the 2 minutes that it would take to knock me up as I'm looking after all the other kids I had with strangers off the Internet. Shame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm also here to impregnate anyone. They would have lovely thick hair.
Only requirement is if it's a boy I insist his name is Ralph and if it's a girl her name shall be Pauline |
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"Why do folks think that this is ok!?
“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”
God damn
Don’t put babies in ovens.
It's cheaper to stick them in the tumble dryer I think "
I think you mean the air fryer  |
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"Why do folks think that this is ok!?
“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”
God damn
Don’t put babies in ovens.
It's cheaper to stick them in the tumble dryer I think
I think you mean the air fryer "
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"Why do folks think that this is ok!?
“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”
God damn
Don’t put babies in ovens.
It's cheaper to stick them in the tumble dryer I think
I think you mean the air fryer
How big is your air fryer? "
It's amazing how I can make it stretch to fit. Want to see?  |
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"Why do folks think that this is ok!?
“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”
God damn
Don’t put babies in ovens.
It's cheaper to stick them in the tumble dryer I think
I think you mean the air fryer
How big is your air fryer?
It's amazing how I can make it stretch to fit. Want to see? "
That's what she said |
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"Why do folks think that this is ok!?
“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”
God damn
Don’t put babies in ovens.
It's cheaper to stick them in the tumble dryer I think
I think you mean the air fryer
How big is your air fryer?
It's amazing how I can make it stretch to fit. Want to see? "
Yes I want to see you stretch |
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