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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
The sort throats mutated
I think I'm coming down with man flu
Started yesterday with the sore throat today that's worse and my sinuses are real bad, one minute boiling the next freezing.
I need a nurse
We know that man flu is a serious thing and is real.
I'm just glad that lovely fairer sex never have to suffer this plight.
Please send emergency supplies
What would you send a poor man flu victim. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought the only known treatment for man flu was watching Die Hard.
Never seen it"
I might have more testosterone than you then  
First one is actually a good movie.
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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"Amputation is the only answer in this situation I'm afraid. Stop it spreading.
Posh
I (well Google) did suggest this before.
It must be the right answer then. Absolutely no doubt  "
What needs amputating  |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Amputation is the only answer in this situation I'm afraid. Stop it spreading.
Posh
I (well Google) did suggest this before.
It must be the right answer then. Absolutely no doubt
What needs amputating "
Whatever is the problem... so in this case your throat!
This method always works with my nephews... they feel a lot better suddenly when I suggest chopping bits off. Why is it not working for you?
Posh |
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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"Amputation is the only answer in this situation I'm afraid. Stop it spreading.
Posh
I (well Google) did suggest this before.
It must be the right answer then. Absolutely no doubt
What needs amputating
Whatever is the problem... so in this case your throat!
This method always works with my nephews... they feel a lot better suddenly when I suggest chopping bits off. Why is it not working for you?
Posh "
Because young lady I've heard the scare stories as a younger man. You can't fool me that easily.
I've migrated to the sofa big cwtchy blanket lemsip ( max strength) and a spoonful of raw honey |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Amputation is the only answer in this situation I'm afraid. Stop it spreading.
Posh
I (well Google) did suggest this before.
It must be the right answer then. Absolutely no doubt
What needs amputating
Whatever is the problem... so in this case your throat!
This method always works with my nephews... they feel a lot better suddenly when I suggest chopping bits off. Why is it not working for you?
Posh
Because young lady I've heard the scare stories as a younger man. You can't fool me that easily.
I've migrated to the sofa big cwtchy blanket lemsip ( max strength) and a spoonful of raw honey"
Dammit. Foiled by age again |
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
West Sussex and Wales |
"The sort throats mutated
I think I'm coming down with man flu
Started yesterday with the sore throat today that's worse and my sinuses are real bad, one minute boiling the next freezing.
I need a nurse
We know that man flu is a serious thing and is real.
I'm just glad that lovely fairer sex never have to suffer this plight.
Please send emergency supplies
What would you send a poor man flu victim."
Man flu!!!!! Oh dear, will you survive until New Year? |
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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"Amputation is the only answer in this situation I'm afraid. Stop it spreading.
Posh
I (well Google) did suggest this before.
It must be the right answer then. Absolutely no doubt
What needs amputating
Whatever is the problem... so in this case your throat!
This method always works with my nephews... they feel a lot better suddenly when I suggest chopping bits off. Why is it not working for you?
Posh
Because young lady I've heard the scare stories as a younger man. You can't fool me that easily.
I've migrated to the sofa big cwtchy blanket lemsip ( max strength) and a spoonful of raw honey
Dammit. Foiled by age again"
The last time I had man flu I caught a strain of flu off a lady I nursed for a weekend, of course mine was far worse when it mutated to man flu |
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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"The sort throats mutated
I think I'm coming down with man flu
Started yesterday with the sore throat today that's worse and my sinuses are real bad, one minute boiling the next freezing.
I need a nurse
We know that man flu is a serious thing and is real.
I'm just glad that lovely fairer sex never have to suffer this plight.
Please send emergency supplies
What would you send a poor man flu victim.
Man flu!!!!! Oh dear, will you survive until New Year?"
I will |
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