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I'm half way down..forgot my parachute..any advice ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time is possibly a factor..
Any advice more than welcome..
We take your answers very seriously  "
So much for safety checks prior to getting on plane....
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People have known to bounce and survive.
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Alternatively copy "Patrick de gayardon" and track along side another plane and enter plane in flight.
Patrick mastered this and also invented the "batsuit"
He was an amazing teacher and taught me how to sit fly in Deland, Florida usa.
He dedicated his life to free flying and lost his life way too early.
Sadly he did not survive a "bounce" |
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"Head for open water
How is a 2003 American survival horror thriller film, called Open Water going to save the day?  "
Large toothy things in the water is your last problem, the water is the bigger problem.
A high pressure colonic apparently is inevitable, no matter how tight your sphincter is..
By all counts, in situations of no parachute, head for solid ground and go limp..
And that seems sound advice, but if you can avoid the going limp part, I'd suggest you do.. it's far easier to have a wank when it's stiff and it's probably gonna be your last! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good job u didn’t forgot your phone
Let us know how u getting on …
Lucky your battery my last your life time
I would try swim back up see if it works xx
Never know … u may pass by a seagul smuggling parachutes …with a couple of words I’m sure it would be ok sort u out for a bit of money
I’m sure she will have a phone touch pad so u can pay for it
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As you descend, open every orifice in your body to create drag or anti gravity upward thrust.
Make a quick decision about what you can live without the most easily and then choose between a smashed skull or broken legs, keeping the most valued body part the furthest from the ground.
As you near the ground look for a cow, child or elderly person to land on. |
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Drink a whole bottle of bourbon. You'll become relaxed, bounce and most likely die without knowing or live then die of alcohol poisoning.
Either way you'll at least have the bottle of bourbon as your friend...  |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
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"Have 1 last quick wank, before you meet your maker 
Imagine the blue balls if he doesn't finish before he hits the ground"
Hahaha that made me giggle
Paramedics find him flat with dick in hand  |
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