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" I think mum's jokes are even worse. This is the gem my mum has just come out with.
What athlete keeps you warm in winter?
A long jumper  "
Solid joke ?? is she single now ? Asking for a friend |
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" I think mum's jokes are even worse. This is the gem my mum has just come out with.
What athlete keeps you warm in winter?
A long jumper
Solid joke ?? is she single now ? Asking for a friend "
Yes she is actually lol |
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" I think mum's jokes are even worse. This is the gem my mum has just come out with.
What athlete keeps you warm in winter?
A long jumper "
Lol my kind of joke  |
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Australian, Scot, and Irish,man travelling through desert..
Australian says I'm not feeling well, if I die bury me head down in sand to stop crows pecking my eyes out..He dies others do as requested.
Scot drops next so Paddy buries him face down so crows cant peck his eyes..
Then Paddys strating to stumble feeling exhausted so thinks Ive got to stop crows getting my eyes..
So Paddy kneels down bum up buries head in sand to stop crows pecking his eyes..
Then a passing nomad sees Paddys white bum poking up in air and thinks mmmm fancy that and goes over and starts riding him....Paddy shouts..you can peck away as hard as you like your not getting my fecking eyes! |
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" I think mum's jokes are even worse. This is the gem my mum has just come out with.
What athlete keeps you warm in winter?
A long jumper "
A joke like that in person would have my boxers around my neck  |
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