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The Vending Machine

By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

A vending machine where you can insert anything into it and get something back!

How to Play:

The first player will insert something into the vending machine. The second player will tell them what they got, but it has to be something related to what was inserted. Then insert something themself.

IMPORTANT!

The "Gets" is what the Player above you got back from what they inserted NOT what you get.

EXAMPLE

Player 1

Inserts a cow

Player 2

Gets a hamburger

Inserts a globe

Player 3

Gets the North Pole

Inserts a spoon

... and so forth

I'll start:

Inserts lube

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets buttplug

Inserts condom

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

Gets a bottle of cum.

Inserts a flip flop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a suntan

Inserts a ice cube

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

gets the north pole

Inserts a penny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a leak

Inserts an Oreo

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

gets a glass of milk

inserts David Cameron

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a good life (hee hee)

Inserts Santa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gets a wanker

inserts his scrotem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

poor santa.

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

gets some plums

inserts a book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"gets some plums

inserts a book"

Gets a spine

Inserts a camera

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

Gets David Bailey!

Inserts a dildo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets the shits

Inserts penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gets a blow job

inserts my nipples

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets a nipple ring

Inserts a pencil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a tree

Inserts Minxie minx

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

gets jingle bells

inserts an egg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a baby

Inserts a car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yay one that works (ta wishy means i can get home lol)

gets the stig

inserts a mince pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets puke

Inserts a microphone

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

gets Jessie J

inserts a thong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets floss

Inserts hand puppet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gets some flip flops

inserts rusty

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets a can of WD 40

Inserts a Deutschmark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets hitler

Inserts a pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gets louis spence

inserts baby oil

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

gets a slug

Inserts jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you get Rusty... haha

inserts an old wrapping paper tube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a lightsaber

Inserts nipple clamps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gets very very horny

inserts some jelly tots

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

[Removed by poster at 23/12/12 03:50:41]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets jelly babies

Inserts Swedish penis enlarger

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

argh, I'm not fast enough

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

"Gets jelly babies

Inserts Swedish penis enlarger"

gets an ikea trolley

inserts pint of lager

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gets a packet of crisps

inserts selotape

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By *mithy_86Couple over a year ago

cheltenham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets bondage tape

Inserts cuffs

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By *mithy_86Couple over a year ago

cheltenham

Gets sticky

Inserts a box of tissues

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets wanking

Inserts cuffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gets bruises

inserts pom poms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets cheering

Inserts used tampon

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets a Bloody Mary

Inserts car keys

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

gets a swingers party

inserts mistletoe

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets Cliff Richard

Inserts traffic cone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a echo in the arse

Inserts skiddy y-fronts

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

gets a sick bag full to the brim!

inserts feet

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets a pound of cheese

Inserts a feather duster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a face full of dust.

Inserts a bag of jellybeans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a beanstalk

Inserts a creme egg

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets a rock chick

Inserts a ferret

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gets a dead rabbit

inserts an orgasm

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"gets a dead rabbit "

And here was me hoping for an ickle easter bunny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"gets a dead rabbit

inserts an orgasm "

Gets your lips

Inserts the Queen

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets a stamp

Inserts a mince pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fecking twice I've got mince pie

Feck off.

Inserts bag of puke

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets diced carrots

Inserts tinsel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets diced carrots

Inserts tinsel "

Gets a Xmas tree

Inserts a balloon

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets Richard Branson

Inserts mobile phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets an iPhone 5

Inserts a puppy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a bag of poo

Inserts four D size batteries!

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets a bag of poo

Inserts four D size batteries!"

Gets a remote controlled car

Inserts a camera

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Pulls out a turkey

Inserts 50p

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

Fuck it....

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Fuck it...."

Gets blow up doll

Inserts Jedward

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck it....

Gets blow up doll

Inserts Jedward "

Gets hair gel

Inserts me

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

Gets dasher n vixen

Inserts wishbone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck it....

Gets blow up doll

Inserts Jedward

Gets hair gel

Inserts me"

Gets a good shag!

Inserts Viagra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck it....

Gets blow up doll

Inserts Jedward

Gets hair gel

Inserts me

Gets a good shag!

Inserts Viagra "

Gets a hard on

Inserts a bottle of shampoo

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets David Ginola

Inserts a partridge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a nice roast

Inserts a stocking

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

gets some legs

inserts a roasted chestnut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets that nutty feeling

Inserts Keith lemon

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

gets your back doors smashed in

inserts £5 note

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Runs to shop to spend it on galaxy.

Inserts a lamp with genie inside

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

gets 3 wishes

inserts a xmas tree

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Gets a prickly rash

Inserts a Big Mac

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feels sick

Inserts a holly wreath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a prick

Inserts a mince pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gets lots of cream

inserts santa hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets Rudolph

Inserts , with difficulty , a T42 tank.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blows up an idiot

Inserts a pair of thongs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets Peter Stringfellow and a pal

Inserts a banjo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plays a tune

Inserts kernite the frog

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By *haunMan over a year ago

Halton

"Plays a tune

Inserts kernite the frog"

Thinking that is a predictive text error

Kermit the frog gives me the delightful Miss Piggy.

Inserts one rubber glove

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does the washing up

Inserts a magic mirror

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets wicked step mother

Inserts a wand

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Gets wicked step mother

Inserts a wand "

Gets an orgasm

Inserts a cactus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pricks my finger

Inserts a baby

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets a dirty nappy

Inserts a snowball

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a glacier

Inserts olive oil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets popeye

inserts vodka

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a shot glass

Inserts a duck billed platypus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets a shot glass

Inserts a duck billed platypus "

Gets Rolf Harris

Inserts Gordon the Gofer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets a shot glass

Inserts a duck billed platypus

Gets Rolf Harris

Inserts Gordon the Gofer"

Gets Phil Schofield

Inserts Holly Willabooby!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets all horny

Inserts a snowball

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets all horny

Inserts a snowball "

Gets yellow vomit!

Inserts a finger!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets a bogie

Inserts a chocolate orange

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

gets fat

insert mistetoe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"gets fat

insert mistetoe"

Gets a snog!

Inserts jaegermeister!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"gets fat

insert mistetoe"

Gets a song

Inserts fingers

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By *sprey6Man over a year ago

Here!

Gets s kit Kat

Inserts x factor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a crap song

Inserts a party popper

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By *sprey6Man over a year ago

Here!

Gets their party popped

Inserts a picture of _sprey6

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goes blind !

Inserts a Christmas Card

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By *ayman2002Man over a year ago

Peterborough

Gets the Christmas spirit

Inserts Some Tinsel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hangs tinsel round neck

Inserts mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets kisses...hopefully

Inserts holly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets kisses...hopefully

Inserts holly"

A big xmas mwah for you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ouch! Gets a prick

Inserts Christmas Cheer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets happiness and joy.

Inserts bowl of Orange jelly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets kisses...hopefully

Inserts holly

A big xmas mwah for you xx"

oohhh ty and right back atcha x

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Gets happiness and joy.

Inserts bowl of Orange jelly."

Gets a sploshing

Inserts a wink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Winks back

Inserts a blow job voucher

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets a hard on

Inserts a meerkat

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Gets a hard on

Inserts a meerkat "

Starts a dot com empire

Inserts the Go Compare Man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Runs for the hills

Inserts a Chritmas snog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a chunk of christmas pudding

Inserts santas sack

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By *obthesubMan over a year ago

bristol

get's a sense of mild foreboding

inserts some fairy dust

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets Paris Hilton...DVD

Inserts hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Receives a spank

Inserts a bowl of trifle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hets sticky

Inserts fairy lights

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By *haunMan over a year ago

Halton

Receives magical little stars.

Inserts Cheese and crackers.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Gets smelly fingers

Inserts a pasty

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets a map of Cornwall

Inserts Noddy Holder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So here it is Merry Christmas

Inserts a carrot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a donkey

Inserts a parrot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *appyTrancerMan over a year ago

Bristol

Gets a Pirate

Inserts a Snowman

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets frosty nickers

Inserts a giant Toblerone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets diabetes

Inserts nutcrackers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets sex change

Inserts turkey bastor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a basting

Inserts a glass of vodka

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Gets blastered

Inserts her undies ( not for the first time when d*unk )

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Gets blastered

Inserts her undies ( not for the first time when d*unk )"

*Blasted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sells them on ebay lol

Inserts a after eight mint

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets 9 polos

Inserts 10 cracker jokes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets sectioned

Inserts a jar of marmalade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has some toast

Inserts a whistle

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Blew the whistle

Inserted Left leg in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get left leg out

Insert it again and turn it all about

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Did the okey y

And insert a really bad feeling of where this is going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And hangs head in mock shame

Inserts a dog bone

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"And hangs head in mock shame

Inserts a dog bone"

I've got a dvd about that .......Sorry for adding smut but couldn't resist

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Feeds the dog

Inserts ford fiesta

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drives the getaway car

Inserts an orgasm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets squirted at

Inserts JR's Stetson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets shot

Inserts a glass of baileys

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Dons it in one letting some drible down my chin ( pornstar esque )

Inserts 50 shades "

*downs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets John Major

Inserts John Prescott

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets an ugly geezer

Inserts a midwife

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets messy hands

Inserts Frankincense

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

gets a horrible monster

inserts A big mac and chips

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets a burger king

Inserts a turkey sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a full belly

Inserts the queen

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By *ursevampsWoman over a year ago

bucks

gets three d glasses inserts a crown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reigns the throne

Inserts a loo brush

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Uses loo brush ( and decides to stick to paper )

Inserts Index finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hits the g-spot

Inserts a scratch card

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gets an endoscope

Inserts a midget gem

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Hits the g-spot

Inserts a scratch card"

Hits the spot first time well done me ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets an endoscope

Inserts a midget gem "

Chokes on the sweet

Inserts a whip

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Inserts whip

Inserts a baked bean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eats the bean and farts

Inserts a fist

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

MMMMmmmmmmmmmm

Inserts a squirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get sticky

Inserts a teletubbies DVD

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Get sticky

Inserts a teletubbies DVD "

Takes out a Po

Inserts spiked collar

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