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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We were ill a few weeks ago. My husband mentioned this to his mother when she rang, and she came out with this gem of advice -

Don't use the same cloth to clean the toilet as you use to clean the dishes

I mean, she's not wrong, but it kinda floored us

So what advice have you been offered that left you confused?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

omg

I can't think of any pearlers like that but I'm sure i most have had loads lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An all time classic is 'don't shit where you eat'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha

as if she even thought you would use the same cloth. That is so funny. I bet you were stuck for words.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’d tell you, but I might upset a few people

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"An all time classic is 'don't shit where you eat'.

But some animals engage in second harvest, so eat where they shat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a fan of the “don’t shit where you eat” what, on my dining table?

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I’m a fan of the “don’t shit where you eat” what, on my dining table? "

I once farted on my sisters cornflakes!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I like don't sit on the cold floor you will get piles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We were ill a few weeks ago. My husband mentioned this to his mother when she rang, and she came out with this gem of advice -

Don't use the same cloth to clean the toilet as you use to clean the dishes

I mean, she's not wrong, but it kinda floored us

So what advice have you been offered that left you confused? "

But its still ok to use the same cloth to clean the toilet, and wash your face and body, right??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With what we’re you ill with to get that type of advice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a fan of the “don’t shit where you eat” what, on my dining table?

I once farted on my sisters cornflakes!

Coco Plops

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"We were ill a few weeks ago. My husband mentioned this to his mother when she rang, and she came out with this gem of advice -

Don't use the same cloth to clean the toilet as you use to clean the dishes

I mean, she's not wrong, but it kinda floored us

So what advice have you been offered that left you confused?

But its still ok to use the same cloth to clean the toilet, and wash your face and body, right??"

I'll ask her for you

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By *kcirtMan over a year ago

West Lothian

If the wind changes your face will stay like that ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never cast pearls before swine

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

I used to read constantly in my bedroom leaning against the radiator

Dad said I’d get curvature of the spine!!

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By *heDeliveryManMan over a year ago

Leicester

Don't shit on your own doorstep. (The neighbours got slightly offended though).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t eat yellow snow

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"With what we’re you ill with to get that type of advice?

He had a flu-like illness, I and two of the kids had sickness and diarrhoea

But this isn't the first crazy advice she's given over the years. I might put more up later..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t fuck my ass without asking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My sister drives me insane for giving completely pointless warnings. Like if I climb a ladder she has to say 'don't fall off that ladder' or if chopping something she'll say 'don't cut your finger on that knife'. As though if she didn't warn me, I'd just be doing those things willy nilly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t fuck my ass without asking.

Confucius diarrhoeas quote?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t fuck my ass without asking.

Confucius diarrhoeas quote?"

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