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I only find women attractive when they are sat on my face and reading me a Mills & Boon novel. They may or may not be clothed, it’s of no consequence. My only desire is that my hearing is muffled as I hear the words “rampant”, “thrusting” and “Adonis” read aloud |
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By *rOralMan
over a year ago
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"Guys - now that we’re safe from the demonic prying eyes of the women on here - here’s a poll - are women sexier clothed or naked? And what outfit - if any makes you oooft!!  "
Both! a mix of both is very hot.
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"Both. If she's wearing an A-line dress then you know she will look splendid naked or even in a silhouette.
However, I also prefer the sweep from an Empire waist.  "
Oooo an empire fit  that’s my nemesis  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like her to start dressed, but frankly if she turns up on my doorstep bollock naked (is that a sexist comment?), I still wouldn't be disappointed.."
If she turns up at your door bollock naked you may have to reconsider the pronoun. |
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"I don't mind if they're bent over spreading their cheeks for me, maybe not at the bar though because it can draw attention
Agreed - Waitrose behaviour only!!! "
It's ok in M&S this time of year but only when wearing a sexy Mrs santa outfit |
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"Clothed in:
Skater dress or
Grey leggings or
Sari (this being my all-time favourite!)
Mr (diligently upholding the bro code as no Mrs' prying eyes here) "
Well done this is what we’re looking for - a safe online space to objectify women so when we chat to them we can look and act cool - chicks dig that!! |
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"Clothed in:
Skater dress or
Grey leggings or
Sari (this being my all-time favourite!)
Mr (diligently upholding the bro code as no Mrs' prying eyes here)
Well done this is what we’re looking for - a safe online space to objectify women so when we chat to them we can look and act cool - chicks dig that!! "
Glad to have been of service (so to speak) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just checking - no one noticed any women here have they???
Nope
Ive got my nose and boobs pressed against the door..lol.."
If I can hear that arse clap from the other side of the door you can come in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just striding on through to find out what an empire waist is, dont mind me...
Fitted top, then flarey from under bust …. Makes me look butch!! "
Ah all Pride and Predjudice-y then, heaving bosoms and drawstrings. |
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"Both. If she's wearing an A-line dress then you know she will look splendid naked or even in a silhouette.
However, I also prefer the sweep from an Empire waist.
Oooo an empire fit that’s my nemesis "
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Thank you, Empress † |
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C looks absolutely incredible naked and dressed…her dresses cling to her every curve and most of the time her nipples are poking through saying hello…
There’s something about her being dressed but I can see she’s wearing no underwear or stockings, that drives me wild
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Vintage Balenciaga, 80s Yohji Yamamoto, or anything by Frederick Worth or Alexander McQueen. Or charity shop, or resolutely anti-fashion. Just not head to toe High Street...it speaks not of not caring - that is eminently understandable - but of a herd mentality which is the biggest turn-off.
I'm not particular as to a year or two, but the colour has to complement both eyes and skin tone. But most of all, wear clothes for YOU. Not designed for a demographic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely clothed, wearing long dress but showing left shoulder, and with long cut in the bottom showing right leg, they have to be beautiful ginger woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometimes clothed. One of the things I love about Winter is seeing women in their boots, long coats, wooly jumpers and especially bobble hats with their hair let down under it. It's just something I find really, really sexy for some reason  |
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"Vintage Balenciaga, 80s Yohji Yamamoto, or anything by Frederick Worth or Alexander McQueen. Or charity shop, or resolutely anti-fashion. Just not head to toe High Street...it speaks not of not caring - that is eminently understandable - but of a herd mentality which is the biggest turn-off.
I'm not particular as to a year or two, but the colour has to complement both eyes and skin tone. But most of all, wear clothes for YOU. Not designed for a demographic."
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Dear Thesp', if you can find a Charles Frederick Worth in a charity shop then my first port of call will be the Art Loss Register followed by a bottle of Tricentenary Port from F&M™.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I only find women attractive when they are sat on my face and reading me a Mills & Boon novel. They may or may not be clothed, it’s of no consequence. My only desire is that my hearing is muffled as I hear the words “rampant”, “thrusting” and “Adonis” read aloud "
Superb |
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"No of course Not......its probably you with the perfume on todger"
Nope - dropped aftershave on my todger once…. Mire painful Than childbirth… another thing women make a big song and dance about!! Thankfully there’s none here to start whinging about ‘ men don’t know what pain is… meh meh meh!!! ‘. This is a safe men only space!!!  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"No of course Not......its probably you with the perfume on todger
Nope - dropped aftershave on my todger once…. Mire painful Than childbirth… another thing women make a big song and dance about!! Thankfully there’s none here to start whinging about ‘ men don’t know what pain is… meh meh meh!!! ‘. This is a safe men only space!!! "
Wouldn't know what childbirth feels like, I had the sunroof option 3 times |
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"No of course Not......its probably you with the perfume on todger
Nope - dropped aftershave on my todger once…. Mire painful Than childbirth… another thing women make a big song and dance about!! Thankfully there’s none here to start whinging about ‘ men don’t know what pain is… meh meh meh!!! ‘. This is a safe men only space!!!
Wouldn't know what childbirth feels like, I had the sunroof option 3 times "
Bit lazy… |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"No of course Not......its probably you with the perfume on todger
Nope - dropped aftershave on my todger once…. Mire painful Than childbirth… another thing women make a big song and dance about!! Thankfully there’s none here to start whinging about ‘ men don’t know what pain is… meh meh meh!!! ‘. This is a safe men only space!!!
Wouldn't know what childbirth feels like, I had the sunroof option 3 times
Bit lazy… "
I know, was busy trying not to die the first 2 times.... how rude of me. |
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"No of course Not......its probably you with the perfume on todger
Nope - dropped aftershave on my todger once…. Mire painful Than childbirth… another thing women make a big song and dance about!! Thankfully there’s none here to start whinging about ‘ men don’t know what pain is… meh meh meh!!! ‘. This is a safe men only space!!!
Wouldn't know what childbirth feels like, I had the sunroof option 3 times
Bit lazy…
I know, was busy trying not to die the first 2 times.... how rude of me. "
And i bet you don’t get any thanks off them either!! |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"No of course Not......its probably you with the perfume on todger
Nope - dropped aftershave on my todger once…. Mire painful Than childbirth… another thing women make a big song and dance about!! Thankfully there’s none here to start whinging about ‘ men don’t know what pain is… meh meh meh!!! ‘. This is a safe men only space!!!
Wouldn't know what childbirth feels like, I had the sunroof option 3 times
Bit lazy…
I know, was busy trying not to die the first 2 times.... how rude of me.
And i bet you don’t get any thanks off them either!! "
Teenagers don't like anyone ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like her to start dressed, but frankly if she turns up on my doorstep bollock naked (is that a sexist comment?), I still wouldn't be disappointed.."
If she turns up with her bollocks naked you may have clicked the wrong profile... |
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"I like her to start dressed, but frankly if she turns up on my doorstep bollock naked (is that a sexist comment?), I still wouldn't be disappointed..
If she turns up with her bollocks naked you may have clicked the wrong profile..."
Or her HRT dose is wrong!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys - now that we’re safe from the demonic prying eyes of the women on here - here’s a poll - are women sexier clothed or naked? And what outfit - if any makes you oooft!! "
Women should be too busy washing the dishes or doing the ironing to read this anyway.
get them a new hoover for Christmas haha |
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*coughs*
No women you say.
and I like it tight on the thighs too