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Memories for the over 45's
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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago
the gutter looking at the stars (UAE) |
Follow the Bear |
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over a year ago
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Blankety Blank chequebook and pen |
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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago
wolverhampton |
Cuddly toy. Didn’t she/he do well |
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over a year ago
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Penny lane  |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
Access your flexible friend |
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Nice to see you….to see you Nice !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rent and Rates  |
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over a year ago
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For mash get smash. |
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over a year ago
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The jam
Going Underground  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Keep out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game for two in a bed!! |
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Millions of Housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say……beans meanz Heinz
If you feel pppppppeckish ppppppick up a Penguin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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American Express, that will do nicely x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smash not mash |
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over a year ago
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TSB. The bank that like to say yes. |
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
West Sussex and Wales |
Made with Czechoslovakian yeast  |
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Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
The old grey whistle test  |
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"Crinkley Bottom"
Isn't that normal for over 45?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tiswas
You could have a Lionel Blair cut, like mine..
Cadbury's flake ads.. |
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And now the test card with music |
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Will it be mushrooms?
Fried onion rings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My user name... |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
And all because the lady loves
Milk Tray |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
RUN AROUNDDDD |
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A finger of fudge is just enough |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
Watch out watch out there's a Humphrey about |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
A Mars Bar a day helps you work rest and play. |
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Hong Kong phooey , number one super guy
And any Tom and jerry , top cat
Ooohh - Saturday morning TV. Champion the wonder horse |
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By *an4funMan
over a year ago
london |
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions. All under a sesame seed bun. |
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"Blankety Blank chequebook and pen"
They still offer this as a prize on the reboot. Who has a chequebook now??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Charlie says..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4711 (but you have to sing it ) |
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Not even Barrow in Furness Bus depot could satisfy the chewits monster |
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He gets an ology and says he's failed… you get an ology and you're a scientist! |
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Hey, Mr Rabbit, why are you so twitchy? |
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First class ticket to Nottingham please  |
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‘Accrington Stanley….who are they?’
K |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"Blankety Blank chequebook and pen
Who has a chequebook now???"
Me and I still use it.
It is an age related thing |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
There's somebody at the door...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The hamburgler at McDonalds. |
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The milky bar kid is tough and strong….
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‘Remember Preston?’
First potential swinging advert
K |
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
West Sussex and Wales |
"Will it be mushrooms?
Fried onion rings"
You’ll have to wait and see |
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"Look ma i caught a fraggle" too obvious that one
"The red car and the blue car have a race, all red wants to do is stuff his face" |
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over a year ago
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"Will it be mushrooms?
Fried onion rings
You’ll have to wait and see "
I hope it chips.  |
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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago
the gutter looking at the stars (UAE) |
"My user name..."
Can't believe I actually remember this but...
Have you got an R186 Signal Box...
(Asking for a friend) |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
Thunder, thunder, thunder cats |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
Stand by for action, anything could happen in the next half hour
This is the voice of the mysterons, we know that you can hear us earth men |
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By *andyrod1Man
over a year ago
St Margaret's at Cliffe |
My name........J R Hartly |
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Dusty bin
Look, it's the Dungeons and Dragons ride |
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My name? Yes, it’s J.. R… Hartley. |
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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago
moved to cuckold land |
When muffin was a mule lol |
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If you can pinch more than an inch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come and talk to the Midland Bank.
They're tasty tasty very very tasty, they're very tasty |
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Um bongo,um bongo,they drink it in the Congo..... |
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Green Cross code..... ypu must be out of your tiny mind |
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What on earth are you people on about!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's too orangey for crows, it's just for me and my dawg" |
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over a year ago
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"Charlie says...." |
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Buying 2oz or a quarter of sweets.
Going to the Saturday morning pictures for 9am and leaving there at 12.30 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's lots of fun for everyone in the Big Yelow Tea Pot" |
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Forget Action Man, I had a "little big man" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here comes...Bod |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooooh, intervals at the cinema.
And the usherette at the front selling King Kones and Butterkist (Butterkist Rah Rah Rah) popcorn.
And of course....Pearl & Dean. |
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By *os19Man
over a year ago
Edmonton |
Get the Abbey habit from Abbey National |
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Jubbly, that lasted for an hour.
Sweet tobacco, candy cigarettes
Getting 4 fruit salad sweets for an old penny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sköl Sköl Sköl Sköl
Sköl Sköl Sköl Sköl
Sköl Sköl Sköl Sköl ... |
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Using a telephone box, phone cards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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W O M A N - Exciting again!
(Woman magazine) |
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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago
belfast |
My girdle,I've forgotten my 18 hour girdle ?
No,I got it on |
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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago
belfast |
Mr Sheen cleans umpteen things clean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You do the shake n vac and put the freshness back |
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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago
belfast |
Let's have a look at what you could have won.
Take it away boys,take it away |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
I know a lot of these and I'm 42 |
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Pshhhkkkkkkrrrr?kakingkakingkakingtsh?chchchchchchchcch?*ding*ding*ding
This was the top result when I googled "dial up internet sound as text" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Challenge Annika, and that cameraman chasing her around filming her bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do the shake & vac put the freshness back…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wombles of Wimbledon common are we….
Magic roundabout - time for bed said zebedee
Ivor the engine
Willo the wisp & the fat fairy "
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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago
Hampshire |
BODIE ..DOYLE!!
Ilya Kuryakin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Re-record, not fade away |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"And now the test card with music"
Not just that… imagine only having 4 channels to choose from to watch!!! |
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He flies through the air with the greatest of ease, the daring young bird on the ten penny piece...... (Buzby) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jamie And His Magic Torch |
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"A" is for Alpha, "B" is for Bite, "C" for yourself that they taste just right!...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crossroads |
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Some of these are excellent
"Oo, he's got an ology. You get an ology and you're a scientist"
and
"I were right about that saddle, though" |
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Lipsmackinthirst
quenchinacetast
inmotivatingood
buzzincooltalkin
highwalkinfastlivin
evergivincoolfizzin.........Pepsi!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bodie n Doyle |
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'Someone change the channel' *gets up* |
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Griffin Savers merchandise at Midland Bank!
All the school kids with their black hold-all and clipboard |
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Look at what you could of won. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will it be chips or jacket spuds?"
"Will it be salad or frozen peas?"
"Will it be mushrooms?"
"Fried onion rings?"
"You'll have to wait and see..." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This lady's not for turning." |
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By *anh64Man
over a year ago
aylesbury |
including SAEs in replies posted to swinger mag PO box addresses |
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Leonard Rossiter and I think Joan Collins...Cinzano adds |
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
West Sussex and Wales |
"And now the test card with music
Not just that… imagine only having 4 channels to choose from to watch!!! "
4 since 1982, only three before that. I am too young to remember a time when it was just the bbc  |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
At your party be a smarty & hire Rentaghost. |
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If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club! |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
Any of you older perves remember a magazine called Health And Efficiency? |
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It took two grown men to lift a Mars Bar, but now they are tiny. |
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Torchwood The Battery Boy
Twizzle
The Wooden Tops
Rag,Tag & Bobtail |
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"Smash not mash "
i remember it being
"For mash, get smash" but i am only 44 |
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"'Someone change the channel' *gets up*"
Is that the phone ringing?
*walks to hallway* |
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And all because, A lady loves Milk Tray |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"And all because, A lady loves Milk Tray"
Der der ....der der der der...... |
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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago
leeds |
Which window shall we choose today. The square window. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Careless talk costs lives. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Careless talk costs lives."
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"Crinkley Bottom
Isn't that normal for over 45? "
The cheek |
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Let me load this software into my computer. * presses play on tape deck * |
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Bill and Ben
Sharlene Lewis and lambchop |
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"Let me load this software into my computer. * presses play on tape deck *"
Goes out to play, gets a bath and has tea …then the game loaded |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Green cross code man |
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It’s wac-a-day, no school today….
Mallett'smalletisawordassociationgamewhere youmustn'tpauseyoumustn'thesitateyoumustn't repeatawordelseyougetabashontheheadlikeTHIS! orlikeTHIS!Weplayforaminuteandtheonewiththemostbruisesloses."
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Watch out, watch out, there's a humphrey about.
It's all done in the best possible taste.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s wac-a-day, no school today….
Mallett'smalletisawordassociationgamewhere youmustn'tpauseyoumustn'thesitateyoumustn't repeatawordelseyougetabashontheheadlikeTHIS!
orlikeTHIS!Weplayforaminuteandtheonewiththemostbruisesloses."
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Late 70s & 80s tv hated kids  |
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"Let me load this software into my computer. * presses play on tape deck *"
And adjust it with a screwdriver |
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"It’s wac-a-day, no school today….
Mallett'smalletisawordassociationgamewhere youmustn'tpauseyoumustn'thesitateyoumustn't repeatawordelseyougetabashontheheadlikeTHIS!
orlikeTHIS!Weplayforaminuteandtheonewiththemostbruisesloses."
Late 70s & 80s tv hated kids "
Some of the presenters though - they really loved kids |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
Bud wise er |
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
North Norfolk area |
"including SAEs in replies posted to swinger mag PO box addresses "
Oh God yes, remember that well.....the start of it all |
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
North Norfolk area |
"what has a hazelnut in every bite?"..... Squirrel shit..... OK, Topic really |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
Watch out, Beadles about ........ |
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Yorkie Bar ... It's not for Girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife. |
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up above the streets and houses rainbow climbing high...
We will fix it, we will fix it...
I wish I could fly, way up to the sky...
One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more. |
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"up above the streets and houses rainbow climbing high...
We will fix it, we will fix it...
I wish I could fly, way up to the sky...
One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more."
Good 1s mimi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Driving on compact snow!!!!
And being able to get to and from work
In over an inch of snow!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Superstars |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Used wank mags in the woods & white dog poop. Now there's a sentence I never thought I would say  |
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"And now the test card with music"
I always thought that girl was well creepy but now I think back it was probably the clown that was to blame for the creepy vibe.
Poor girl... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks, Kendo Nagasaki on World of Sport |
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By *azza72Man
over a year ago
Leeds |
“I was right about that saddle” |
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"We're The Sweeney Son, And We Ain't Had Our Breakfast. |
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Opal Fruits - Made To Make Your Mouth Water. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fisherman's Friend... suck 'em & see  |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
The fat orange man
You know when you've been tangoed |
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Boom boom boom boom….Esso Blue ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooooh matron! |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
Opel fruits made to make your mouth water.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"American Express, that will do nicely x"
Or ... American Express, that will do nicely ... and would you like to rub my tits?
C. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve rented a few videos for the weekend. |
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It's not all work, work, work... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Splash it all over.."
Oh, that would be nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bruising my elbows whilst climbing on the stones at Stonehenge. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
Answers on a postcard please. |
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