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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So what do people make of his latest comments regarding Megan?
What has he said?"
Quite a long rant
But basically him dreaming of the day Megan would be paraded tru the streets with excrement being thrown at her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what do people make of his latest comments regarding Megan?
What has he said?"
Something about Rose West throwing shit at Meghan, while Nicola Sturgeon did a popularity poll on her with everyone his age. I think he was having a fever dream...or a wank. |
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"So what do people make of his latest comments regarding Megan?
What has he said?
Something about Rose West throwing shit at Meghan, while Nicola Sturgeon did a popularity poll on her with everyone his age. I think he was having a fever dream...or a wank. "
To be fair.. Nicola Sturgeon batted it off beautifully |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what do people make of his latest comments regarding Megan?
What has he said?
Something about Rose West throwing shit at Meghan, while Nicola Sturgeon did a popularity poll on her with everyone his age. I think he was having a fever dream...or a wank. "
And what does Richard "The Hamster" Hammond thing about all this? |
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"So what do people make of his latest comments regarding Megan?
What has he said?
Something about Rose West throwing shit at Meghan, while Nicola Sturgeon did a popularity poll on her with everyone his age. I think he was having a fever dream...or a wank.
And what does Richard "The Hamster" Hammond thing about all this?"
Not keen on Hammy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what do people make of his latest comments regarding Megan?
What has he said?
Something about Rose West throwing shit at Meghan, while Nicola Sturgeon did a popularity poll on her with everyone his age. I think he was having a fever dream...or a wank.
And what does Richard "The Hamster" Hammond thing about all this?"
He's currently trying to fall back into a coma. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what do people make of his latest comments regarding Megan?
What has he said?
Something about Rose West throwing shit at Meghan, while Nicola Sturgeon did a popularity poll on her with everyone his age. I think he was having a fever dream...or a wank.
And what does Richard "The Hamster" Hammond thing about all this?
Not keen on Hammy "
He's not even a real hamster. |
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"So what do people make of his latest comments regarding Megan?"
He's an obnoxious prick who gets paid to be an obnoxious prick, just like Morgan, so job done. Can't stand the man, but he's just a symptom of the bigger issue, which is what the fuck is wrong with the British media? No standards in journalism these days, if you can even call it that now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His opinions are shit and people should stop giving him airtime.
Totally agree with everything his daughter Emily has had to say about it.
What did she say ?"
''My views are and always have been clear when it comes to misogyny, bullying and the treatment of women by the media,” she wrote. “I want to make it very clear that I stand against everything my dad wrote about Meghan Markle and I remain standing in support of those that are targeted with online hatred''
Shes spoke out previously about the misogny with the british tabloids and her experiences with them a few times now.
Also does a podcast which they discuss online hatred/bullying amongst other things. |
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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago
somerset |
"He's ideally to go into obscurity and the media won't publish such hateful BS"
but he wont the bbc made him and they tried to kill him off only for someone else to carry on making him ..for as long as he sells he'll be around
for the record cant stand him but cant stand megan and harry either but there are ways to dea with these things without the racism and sexism |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it any wonder Harry decided to leave it all behind and move away.
With that level of hate and misogyny being openly printed in a Sunday paper.. he had no choice really.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clarkson is a media hungry knob head. He used to let his dog roam off to the rugby club next door and didn't give two shits where it was.
I laughed out loud at that. I think I know why. "
I'm pretty sure the genesis of this anecdote is just "Clarkson's dog was once off the lead at a Rugby Club", but he's still a knob head  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His opinions are shit and people should stop giving him airtime.
Totally agree with everything his daughter Emily has had to say about it.
What did she say ?"
Its all over the news, Tom. |
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Jeremy is a dickhead, I don’t know why people read his shit and give airtime to commenting on it, either positively or negatively… you understand that both fuel his gain.
Similarly, a self entitled royal and actress who bitch about the media but use the very same to make shit loads of money whining about everybody and the glorious vogue ace card of being the victim.
If there is a god, may he/she/it (I am sure there is a fucked up pronoun that is have missed) put them all in a room together for eternity so they can figure their collective shit out.
Yes, yes, I am a grumpy tossed when it comes to these things.
Merry Fecking Christmas |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago
About 3 feet away from the fence |
"And what does Richard "The Hamster" Hammond thing about all this?
Not keen on Hammy
He's not even a real hamster."
He's a coward, caught between 2 different forms of cowardice   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And what does Richard "The Hamster" Hammond thing about all this?
Not keen on Hammy
He's not even a real hamster.
He's a coward, caught between 2 different forms of cowardice "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clarkson is spot on, if you don't like, or can't accept what he says, then crawl back in your hole
Clarkson should be UK pm, he would sure sort out a lot of the snowflakes, tree huggers and greenies.
Remove all speed limits and use wind turbines for target shooting.
Failing pm, the bbc should sack present topgear losers and reinstate the original three
Nightly viewings of the Grand Tour should be mandatory
More episodes of the farm
And more condemnation of Megan Markle would suit me.
She shows ultimate hatred of her father but when it turns back on her she cannot take it.
I think the vast majority agree that Jeremy Clarkson should be PM
Only snowflakes disagree
This is my view, but I guess snowflakes would disagree. well, come to think of it, snowflakes and caravan towers, ohhh and greenies, tree huggers, and maybe those folks who eat grass and Lettice, whats the name for them? Vegans thats it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clarkson is spot on, if you don't like, or can't accept what he says, then crawl back in your hole
Clarkson should be UK pm, he would sure sort out a lot of the snowflakes, tree huggers and greenies.
Remove all speed limits and use wind turbines for target shooting.
Failing pm, the bbc should sack present topgear losers and reinstate the original three
Nightly viewings of the Grand Tour should be mandatory
More episodes of the farm
And more condemnation of Megan Markle would suit me.
She shows ultimate hatred of her father but when it turns back on her she cannot take it.
I think the vast majority agree that Jeremy Clarkson should be PM
Only snowflakes disagree
This is my view, but I guess snowflakes would disagree. well, come to think of it, snowflakes and caravan towers, ohhh and greenies, tree huggers, and maybe those folks who eat grass and Lettice, whats the name for them? Vegans thats it. "
I think you should say snowflake a few more times. It makes you sound so cooooool  ... |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
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"Clarkson is spot on, if you don't like, or can't accept what he says, then crawl back in your hole
Clarkson should be UK pm, he would sure sort out a lot of the snowflakes, tree huggers and greenies.
Remove all speed limits and use wind turbines for target shooting.
Failing pm, the bbc should sack present topgear losers and reinstate the original three
Nightly viewings of the Grand Tour should be mandatory
More episodes of the farm
And more condemnation of Megan Markle would suit me.
She shows ultimate hatred of her father but when it turns back on her she cannot take it.
I think the vast majority agree that Jeremy Clarkson should be PM
Only snowflakes disagree
This is my view, but I guess snowflakes would disagree. well, come to think of it, snowflakes and caravan towers, ohhh and greenies, tree huggers, and maybe those folks who eat grass and Lettice, whats the name for them? Vegans thats it. "
I'm not sure this is as edgy as you think it is.
But I'm wondering why you think he is spot on in hating a woman he's never met and thinking she deserves to be paraded naked through the streets while people throw shit at her, |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"So what do people make of his latest comments regarding Megan?
What has he said?
Something about Rose West throwing shit at Meghan, while Nicola Sturgeon did a popularity poll on her with everyone his age. I think he was having a fever dream...or a wank.
And what does Richard "The Hamster" Hammond thing about all this?
He's currently trying to fall back into a coma. "
Jezza doing his memoirs on Audible??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clarkson is spot on, if you don't like, or can't accept what he says, then crawl back in your hole
Clarkson should be UK pm, he would sure sort out a lot of the snowflakes, tree huggers and greenies.
Remove all speed limits and use wind turbines for target shooting.
Failing pm, the bbc should sack present topgear losers and reinstate the original three
Nightly viewings of the Grand Tour should be mandatory
More episodes of the farm
And more condemnation of Megan Markle would suit me.
She shows ultimate hatred of her father but when it turns back on her she cannot take it.
I think the vast majority agree that Jeremy Clarkson should be PM
Only snowflakes disagree
This is my view, but I guess snowflakes would disagree. well, come to think of it, snowflakes and caravan towers, ohhh and greenies, tree huggers, and maybe those folks who eat grass and Lettice, whats the name for them? Vegans thats it.
I'm not sure this is as edgy as you think it is.
But I'm wondering why you think he is spot on in hating a woman he's never met and thinking she deserves to be paraded naked through the streets while people throw shit at her,"
warning warning
sense of humour failure
and again, sense of humour failure.
lets read his words one more time
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I'm wondering why you think he is spot on in hating a woman he's never met and thinking she deserves to be paraded naked through the streets while people throw shit at her
hahaha
this guy cant be serious. |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"Clarkson is spot on, if you don't like, or can't accept what he says, then crawl back in your hole
Clarkson should be UK pm, he would sure sort out a lot of the snowflakes, tree huggers and greenies.
Remove all speed limits and use wind turbines for target shooting.
Failing pm, the bbc should sack present topgear losers and reinstate the original three
Nightly viewings of the Grand Tour should be mandatory
More episodes of the farm
And more condemnation of Megan Markle would suit me.
She shows ultimate hatred of her father but when it turns back on her she cannot take it.
I think the vast majority agree that Jeremy Clarkson should be PM
Only snowflakes disagree
This is my view, but I guess snowflakes would disagree. well, come to think of it, snowflakes and caravan towers, ohhh and greenies, tree huggers, and maybe those folks who eat grass and Lettice, whats the name for them? Vegans thats it. "
I'm hoping this is all tongue in cheek? Either way, it hasn't really worked. Not as a humorous piece nor as a commentary.
Gbat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clarkson is spot on, if you don't like, or can't accept what he says, then crawl back in your hole
Clarkson should be UK pm, he would sure sort out a lot of the snowflakes, tree huggers and greenies.
Remove all speed limits and use wind turbines for target shooting.
Failing pm, the bbc should sack present topgear losers and reinstate the original three
Nightly viewings of the Grand Tour should be mandatory
More episodes of the farm
And more condemnation of Megan Markle would suit me.
She shows ultimate hatred of her father but when it turns back on her she cannot take it.
I think the vast majority agree that Jeremy Clarkson should be PM
Only snowflakes disagree
This is my view, but I guess snowflakes would disagree. well, come to think of it, snowflakes and caravan towers, ohhh and greenies, tree huggers, and maybe those folks who eat grass and Lettice, whats the name for them? Vegans thats it. "
Hold on a minute …. So whilst you appear to be bullish enough to survive in this world full of ‘snowflakes’ do you have any females in your family which would agree with the sentiment that it’s ok to throw shit at someone, literally, it’s also ok to completely deride someone they have never met and compare them to a convicted serial killer? Also wind turbines …. So we just continue to deplete the earth of natural resources and then what? And all this because you are a fan of a man who from time to time has made some entertaining television, please tell me you have had the snip
Ps I’m a big fan of clarkson, I’ve met him twice, he’s nothing like the ego maniac the media are stating he is, his article however was way beyond what’s I would consider an acceptable thing to write about a female member of my family and therefore he should apologise properly and state sometimes people make mistakes, also fact |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
Not all that North of North London |
"Clarkson is spot on, if you don't like, or can't accept what he says, then crawl back in your hole
Clarkson should be UK pm, he would sure sort out a lot of the snowflakes, tree huggers and greenies.
Remove all speed limits and use wind turbines for target shooting.
Failing pm, the bbc should sack present topgear losers and reinstate the original three
Nightly viewings of the Grand Tour should be mandatory
More episodes of the farm
And more condemnation of Megan Markle would suit me.
She shows ultimate hatred of her father but when it turns back on her she cannot take it.
I think the vast majority agree that Jeremy Clarkson should be PM
Only snowflakes disagree
This is my view, but I guess snowflakes would disagree. well, come to think of it, snowflakes and caravan towers, ohhh and greenies, tree huggers, and maybe those folks who eat grass and Lettice, whats the name for them? Vegans thats it.
I'm not sure this is as edgy as you think it is.
But I'm wondering why you think he is spot on in hating a woman he's never met and thinking she deserves to be paraded naked through the streets while people throw shit at her,
warning warning
sense of humour failure
and again, sense of humour failure.
lets read his words one more time
.
.
I'm wondering why you think he is spot on in hating a woman he's never met and thinking she deserves to be paraded naked through the streets while people throw shit at her
hahaha
this guy cant be serious."
I'm not sure why you say I have a sende of humour failure when you've not said anything funny?   |
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"Clarkson is spot on, if you don't like, or can't accept what he says, then crawl back in your hole
Clarkson should be UK pm, he would sure sort out a lot of the snowflakes, tree huggers and greenies.
Remove all speed limits and use wind turbines for target shooting.
Failing pm, the bbc should sack present topgear losers and reinstate the original three
Nightly viewings of the Grand Tour should be mandatory
More episodes of the farm
And more condemnation of Megan Markle would suit me.
She shows ultimate hatred of her father but when it turns back on her she cannot take it.
I think the vast majority agree that Jeremy Clarkson should be PM
Only snowflakes disagree
This is my view, but I guess snowflakes would disagree. well, come to think of it, snowflakes and caravan towers, ohhh and greenies, tree huggers, and maybe those folks who eat grass and Lettice, whats the name for them? Vegans thats it.
I'm not sure this is as edgy as you think it is.
But I'm wondering why you think he is spot on in hating a woman he's never met and thinking she deserves to be paraded naked through the streets while people throw shit at her,
warning warning
sense of humour failure
and again, sense of humour failure.
lets read his words one more time
.
.
I'm wondering why you think he is spot on in hating a woman he's never met and thinking she deserves to be paraded naked through the streets while people throw shit at her
hahaha
this guy cant be serious.
I'm not sure why you say I have a sende of humour failure when you've not said anything funny? "
You did say jesters tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pmsl
"ive met Clarkson, not once but twice"
hahahahaha "
Yes twice, once when the company I was working for Shell brought over the new Dodge Viper in 1992 and he was doing a feature in one of the car mags, there was clarkson and all the people from fast car magazine, all of them nice as pie and very professional, second time he was actually in the pub at Parsons Green when I was still living down there, and he remembered me and spoke for about ten minutes and he took the piss out of me cos at that time I was in my cycling gear, I remember it, you don’t have to believe me, I’m not here to convince somebody who already has thier mind set |
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"Clarkson is a media hungry knob head. He used to let his dog roam off to the rugby club next door and didn't give two shits where it was.
I laughed out loud at that. I think I know why.
I'm pretty sure the genesis of this anecdote is just "Clarkson's dog was once off the lead at a Rugby Club", but he's still a knob head "
Not once, but all the time. And yes, he is still a knob head. His house was on a sharp corner and once had an overturned vauxhall nova on his front lawn. I think he put a plant pot on it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"pmsl
"ive met Clarkson, not once but twice"
hahahahaha
Yes twice, once when the company I was working for Shell brought over the new Dodge Viper in 1992 and he was doing a feature in one of the car mags, there was clarkson and all the people from fast car magazine, all of them nice as pie and very professional, second time he was actually in the pub at Parsons Green when I was still living down there, and he remembered me and spoke for about ten minutes and he took the piss out of me cos at that time I was in my cycling gear, I remember it, you don’t have to believe me, I’m not here to convince somebody who already has thier mind set"
I think the only one who really cares is yourself.
what a thing to boast about; ive seen Clarkson twice, he spoke to me
lol
get a grip man. |
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"What did he say?"
The article has been removed from The Sun website at his request. After complaints he saw the error of his ways.
Basically it was I hate Meghan Markle and here is what I fantasise about happening to her. Everyone my age agrees with me.
People have responded in various ways but apparently it was all a joke referring to a television drama that a lot of people have seen and many more haven't.
So it's all ok and we can watch Who Wants to Be a Millionaire again. |
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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago
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"What did he say?
I asked that. No one here knows or if they know , they cannot say .... I think it's the former."
Said he hates her more than Rose West and can't wait until she's dragged through the streets and attacked, basically.
He didn't get cancelled for punching the crew member on top gear. He won't get cancelled for this |
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"The article has been removed from The Sun website at his request. After complaints he saw the error of his ways.
I guess I'll never know what he said  "
I read it but I honestly can't remember exactly what it said. I'm not prepared to claim a quote when it's highly likely I'll get it wrong. Sone days I have trouble remembering why I went into the kitchen, the likelihood of me recalling word for word something I read a few days ago is remote. |
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I've not seen what he said duplicated accurately yet.
He is accused of so many things and I can't disagree with some of them but the accusations I see posted are based more on what he didn't say rather than what he did say. |
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"What did he say?
I asked that. No one here knows or if they know , they cannot say .... I think it's the former.
Said he hates her more than Rose West and can't wait until she's dragged through the streets and attacked, basically.
He didn't get cancelled for punching the crew member on top gear. He won't get cancelled for this "
He said 'not' like he hates Rose West. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've not seen what he said duplicated accurately yet.
He is accused of so many things and I can't disagree with some of them but the accusations I see posted are based more on what he didn't say rather than what he did say."
Could you elaborate please . |
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"What did he say?
I asked that. No one here knows or if they know , they cannot say .... I think it's the former.
Said he hates her more than Rose West and can't wait until she's dragged through the streets and attacked, basically.
He didn't get cancelled for punching the crew member on top gear. He won't get cancelled for this
He said 'not' like he hates Rose West. "
Yep. He never likened her to Rose West as people keep saying. |
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I dont read the sun. I avoid News in general. however j moticed this psot and googled it.
he is horrified to cause so much hurt.. Lying bastard. He thinks that saying he cant wait for her to be paraded naked in everytown in Britain while people shout shame, isnt hurtful then he is a imbecile.
Maybe we should parade him naked and shout shame.
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"Would more people here be upset if the same was said about the Camila , or Catherine ?"
I'm more interested in why no one objected to the scene in GOT... but huffy when t.v. influences reality and then swear it doesn't. |
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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago
High Wycombe |
"What did he say?
I asked that. No one here knows or if they know , they cannot say .... I think it's the former.
Said he hates her more than Rose West and can't wait until she's dragged through the streets and attacked, basically.
He didn't get cancelled for punching the crew member on top gear. He won't get cancelled for this
He said 'not' like he hates Rose West. "
The quote was "Not like Rose West or Nicola Sturgeon. I hate her on a cellular level" - I read that as a cellular level of hate is more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would more people here be upset if the same was said about the Camila , or Catherine ?
Would feel the same about that kind of vileness said about anyone x"
Im also intrigued to hear from those who didn’t think anything was wrong attacking Megan . |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
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"Would more people here be upset if the same was said about the Camila , or Catherine ?
I'm more interested in why no one objected to the scene in GOT... but huffy when t.v. influences reality and then swear it doesn't. "
Because its fiction? And not sonething I'd personally watch, I'm not a fan of violence but I can see the difference between fantasy violence and wishing that on a real person. |
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