Santa’s Sack

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You wake up in the early hours to see Santa walking around. He is surprised you’re awake.

He smiles and whispers. What would you like to pull out of my sack

You reply?

???? ?? ?????

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A restraining order you creepy old fucker

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A restraining order you creepy old fucker "

NBVN x

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing thanks dad, go ask mom.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With a punch to the nuts.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ouch poor Santa

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nothing thanks dad, go ask mom."

I asked she said you been naughty