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Seriously, how much weight
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can you put on in a few days?
When I need to buy bigger hoodies that's not a good sign... 
Just off to have some more pate on toast to cheer myself up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've known people come back from a week's holiday about 10lb heavier. "
I feel about 10lb heavier!
Im usually quite good with working out and eating healthy, I've been in a really can't be arsed mode though.
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"I've known people come back from a week's holiday about 10lb heavier.
My dad used to do this every single year 
 I usually swim and walk so much that I stay the same "
I’m the same. Tbh I normally lose weight on holiday. It’s normally red hot so I don’t eat as much  |
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
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"Can you put on in a few days?
When I need to buy bigger hoodies that's not a good sign...
Just off to have some more pate on toast to cheer myself up. "
Will you be having cheese with that as well???? |
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"I've known people come back from a week's holiday about 10lb heavier.
My dad used to do this every single year
I usually swim and walk so much that I stay the same
I’m the same. Tbh I normally lose weight on holiday. It’s normally red hot so I don’t eat as much "
Oh I can eat in all temperatures |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Practical b1tch here.
An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight."
3500 calories is easily done. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you put on in a few days?
When I need to buy bigger hoodies that's not a good sign...
Just off to have some more pate on toast to cheer myself up.
Will you be having cheese with that as well???? "
Ooh cheese. |
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"Can you put on in a few days?
When I need to buy bigger hoodies that's not a good sign...
Just off to have some more pate on toast to cheer myself up.
Will you be having cheese with that as well???? "
Hhhmmm… cheese and pâté  |
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"Practical b1tch here.
An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight."
That's quite easy to drink in alcohol and coffee I reckon |
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"Practical b1tch here.
An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight.
3500 calories is easily done. "
I agree, they're sneaky little critters calories, they get everywhere. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Practical b1tch here.
An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight.
That's quite easy to drink in alcohol and coffee I reckon"
Yes gingerbread lattes are shocking!!
Bloody nice though. |
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If i rememeber correctly, you can put up to 5-7 pounds a week easily if you are not eating right, moving, drinking.
Normal weight flucuation is between 1-2 pounds unless you bulking up or trying to lose weight
Wine/pints are killers for sugar and pesty calories |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never really worry about it, just enjoy eating & drinking what I like but do make sure to exercising. Started on the mince pies mid Oct. and put on weight, just need to exercise more to make sure don't fall into obese category -& mindful of visceral body fat, also known as hidden fat.  |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"Practical b1tch here.
An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight."
I can sink that in Pornstar Martinis before the sun sets. And that's before I start on the Kettle Chips, party food and prosecco |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Buy the end of January I'll be approx 3kg heavier than i am how,,between xmas and a foodies holiday ill be eating all around me
And I'll watch my tummy Tatt grow, fascinating, "
We should also compare chubbiness. |
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"Practical b1tch here.
An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight.
I can sink that in Pornstar Martinis before the sun sets. And that's before I start on the Kettle Chips, party food and prosecco "
Easily done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh pâté on toast 
Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!"
Love pate on toast!
This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If i rememeber correctly, you can put up to 5-7 pounds a week easily if you are not eating right, moving, drinking.
Normal weight flucuation is between 1-2 pounds unless you bulking up or trying to lose weight
Wine/pints are killers for sugar and pesty calories "
Yeah I occasionally drink wine.... |
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"Ooh pâté on toast
Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!
Love pate on toast!
This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast. "
Thanks for making me hungry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh pâté on toast
Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!
Love pate on toast!
This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast. "
Do you add a jam?  |
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"If i rememeber correctly, you can put up to 5-7 pounds a week easily if you are not eating right, moving, drinking.
Normal weight flucuation is between 1-2 pounds unless you bulking up or trying to lose weight
Wine/pints are killers for sugar and pesty calories
Yeah I occasionally drink wine...."
Same, normally i have one glass... but this glass takes a whole bottle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could (usually) put on a full stone ever the 2weeks over Christmas. I then used to lose it over a couple of months. "
I reckon I'm half way there! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh pâté on toast
Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!
Love pate on toast!
This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.
Do you add a jam? "
errrr no. |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
Up until this weekend is lost 1st 8lb
Put 2lb back on I'm not counting anything until new yr then I'll follow my program, and lose what I've put in before I ho to Portugal on the 11th. |
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"Buy the end of January I'll be approx 3kg heavier than i am how,,between xmas and a foodies holiday ill be eating all around me
And I'll watch my tummy Tatt grow, fascinating,
We should also compare chubbiness. "
well right now my golf trousers are a perfect fit, last February i struggled to place a tee or marker on the ground, the arse of my pants were under serious pressure, lol
So im confident ill win this
Do we do before and after shots or what |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh pâté on toast
Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!
Love pate on toast!
This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.
Do you add a jam?
errrr no. "
….. try it. You might like it.
I don’t mean just an Asda strawberry jam. But something like a cherry one. It’s nice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh pâté on toast
Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!
Love pate on toast!
This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.
Do you add a jam?
errrr no.
….. try it. You might like it.
I don’t mean just an Asda strawberry jam. But something like a cherry one. It’s nice. "
No!!!!
There's some thing I don't need to try to know I won't like. This is one of them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Buy the end of January I'll be approx 3kg heavier than i am how,,between xmas and a foodies holiday ill be eating all around me
And I'll watch my tummy Tatt grow, fascinating,
We should also compare chubbiness. well right now my golf trousers are a perfect fit, last February i struggled to place a tee or marker on the ground, the arse of my pants were under serious pressure, lol
So im confident ill win this
Do we do before and after shots or what "
I think we need before and after, from all angles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh pâté on toast
Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!
Love pate on toast!
This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.
Do you add a jam?
errrr no.
….. try it. You might like it.
I don’t mean just an Asda strawberry jam. But something like a cherry one. It’s nice.
No!!!!
There's some thing I don't need to try to know I won't like. This is one of them. "
I used to like you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just hide under oversized hoodies and jackets all winter. Enjoy all the food and drink and worry about it after Christmas!"
This is my plan, not like anyone's seeing this naked body any time soon!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh pâté on toast
Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!
Love pate on toast!
This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.
Do you add a jam?
errrr no.
….. try it. You might like it.
I don’t mean just an Asda strawberry jam. But something like a cherry one. It’s nice.
No!!!!
There's some thing I don't need to try to know I won't like. This is one of them.
I used to like you. "
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"Buy the end of January I'll be approx 3kg heavier than i am how,,between xmas and a foodies holiday ill be eating all around me
And I'll watch my tummy Tatt grow, fascinating,
We should also compare chubbiness. well right now my golf trousers are a perfect fit, last February i struggled to place a tee or marker on the ground, the arse of my pants were under serious pressure, lol
So im confident ill win this
Do we do before and after shots or what
I think we need before and after, from all angles. "
im down with that, tum bum and thighs?? |
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"Ooh pâté on toast
Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!
Love pate on toast!
This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.
Do you add a jam?
errrr no. "
I would sometimes add a red onion marmalade or chutney, but not jam. Is that what you mean?  |
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"Ooh pâté on toast
Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!
Love pate on toast!
This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.
Do you add a jam?
errrr no.
I would sometimes add a red onion marmalade or chutney, but not jam. Is that what you mean? "
Jam to Pate surely not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!
I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!
Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose "
I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!
I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!
Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose "
Yes!!
I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair. |
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"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!
I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!
Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose
I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on "
Love it when it all spills over the waistband |
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"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!
I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!
Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose
Yes!!
I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair. "
If we were men, skip 2 meals and back to normal  |
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"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!
I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!
Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose
Yes!!
I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.
If we were men, skip 2 meals and back to normal "
2? That would be lucky, it would have to be 4 meals |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!
I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!
Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose
I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on
Love it when it all spills over the waistband "
If they restrict my breathing when I’m sitting down I know we’re in a bit of trouble |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!
I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!
Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose
Yes!!
I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.
If we were men, skip 2 meals and back to normal "
Another reason men annoy me!! |
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"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!
I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!
Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose
Yes!!
I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.
If we were men, skip 2 meals and back to normal
Another reason men annoy me!!"
We are not that bad... most of the time |
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"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!
I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!
Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose
I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on
Love it when it all spills over the waistband
If they restrict my breathing when I’m sitting down I know we’re in a bit of trouble "
That’s why I’ve got leggings on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!
I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!
Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose
I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on
Love it when it all spills over the waistband
If they restrict my breathing when I’m sitting down I know we’re in a bit of trouble
That’s why I’ve got leggings on "
Leggings show too much, I'm in joggers! |
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"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!
I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!
Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose
Yes!!
I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.
If we were men, skip 2 meals and back to normal
Another reason men annoy me!!
We are not that bad... most of the time "
I’m with ELF |
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"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!
I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!
Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose
I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on
Love it when it all spills over the waistband
If they restrict my breathing when I’m sitting down I know we’re in a bit of trouble
That’s why I’ve got leggings on
Leggings show too much, I'm in joggers! "
I think mine are joggers…. Just too tight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!
I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!
Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose
I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on
Love it when it all spills over the waistband
If they restrict my breathing when I’m sitting down I know we’re in a bit of trouble
That’s why I’ve got leggings on
Leggings show too much, I'm in joggers!
I think mine are joggers…. Just too tight "
Been there. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I need to buy bigger hoodies that's not a good sign...
Have you also grown in height? Your top now appears slightly too short ;-P"
That seems to happen a lot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!
I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!
Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose
I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on
Love it when it all spills over the waistband
If they restrict my breathing when I’m sitting down I know we’re in a bit of trouble
That’s why I’ve got leggings on
Leggings show too much, I'm in joggers!
I think mine are joggers…. Just too tight "
Even more depressing when I put the other half’s joggers on and they look like leggings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not wanting to rub it in but I've lost a shed load of weight and am struggling to get any back on.
On a plus side I now fit back in the jeans that used to fit me when I came back from the gulf war some twenty years ago when I was at my prime. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not wanting to rub it in but I've lost a shed load of weight and am struggling to get any back on"
Same! I'm way too skinny now, was nearly 16 stone.. now 4 yrs later 8 stones'9... |
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"I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.
Tape worms, that's the way to lose weight!"
From recent personal experience I can recommend a good two week bout of flu for a bit of weight reduction. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.
Tape worms, that's the way to lose weight!
From recent personal experience I can recommend a good two week bout of flu for a bit of weight reduction."
Annoyingly I rarely get ill. I've not even had COVID yet FFS. |
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"I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.
Tape worms, that's the way to lose weight!
From recent personal experience I can recommend a good two week bout of flu for a bit of weight reduction.
Annoyingly I rarely get ill. I've not even had COVID yet FFS. "
Three weeks ago I would have said the same. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've known people come back from a week's holiday about 10lb heavier. "
Bizarrely, I tend to lose weight on holiday because I'm very active, and I don't snack. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.
Tape worms, that's the way to lose weight!
From recent personal experience I can recommend a good two week bout of flu for a bit of weight reduction.
Annoyingly I rarely get ill. I've not even had COVID yet FFS. "
Well if you aren't swapping bodily fluids.... |
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"Can you put on in a few days?
When I need to buy bigger hoodies that's not a good sign...
Just off to have some more pate on toast to cheer myself up. "
You are stunning
The more of you there is the better as far as I am concerned |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surely we all need to put on weight anyway…..it’s fucking winter and the extra skin provides warmth against the winter cold!!
So for me I’m aiming to consume 7000 calories a day and gain a stone in a week  |
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By *ewisbi76Man
over a year ago
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"Practical b1tch here.
An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight."
a lot of the weight people speak about putting on in a short period will be water weight. every carb molecule stored by your body needs to be stored alongside 2 water molecules, so 2/3 of short term weight gain is water. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh pâté on toast
Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!
Love pate on toast!
This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.
Do you add a jam?
errrr no.
I would sometimes add a red onion marmalade or chutney, but not jam. Is that what you mean?
Jam to Pate surely not"
Yes. it’s like chutney to cheese. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The more weight you have the more slappable your ass is *fax
My ass cheeks slap each other as I lumber along 
Mrs TMN x"
Think I need video footage. It’s for science |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can’t put a pound of fat on in one day , body can only absorb so much
I hugely disagree.
Weight maybe but not fat , it’s all water retention , carbs soak up water like a sponge "
Whatever it is it's extra rolls on my stomach! |
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"You can’t put a pound of fat on in one day , body can only absorb so much
I hugely disagree.
Weight maybe but not fat , it’s all water retention , carbs soak up water like a sponge
Whatever it is it's extra rolls on my stomach! "
Can’t see no rolls on you girl , but yeah it’s all water retention hence feeling wobbly and watery haha |
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"My body’s bonkers, I usually drop a couple of pounds over Christmas and all inclusive holidays where you overindulge, makes no sense."
Christmas no but I agree with the holiday thing I eat like crazy and come back two pounds lighter but maybe it’s the sun burning more kcals ? |
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"You can’t put a pound of fat on in one day , body can only absorb so much
I hugely disagree.
Weight maybe but not fat , it’s all water retention , carbs soak up water like a sponge
Whatever it is it's extra rolls on my stomach! "
How old are your photos
You’re like a butchers pencil! Keep in those mince pies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can’t put a pound of fat on in one day , body can only absorb so much
I hugely disagree.
Weight maybe but not fat , it’s all water retention , carbs soak up water like a sponge
Whatever it is it's extra rolls on my stomach! "
I’d like to roll on your stomach |
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