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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I love me a cheeky fondle in the shower. Wet boobs are great. Nice and warm for all the squuezes.
But PENETRATING can be one royal pain in the ass no?! Water wet pussy is not the one!
But that's just me....yOU?! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"The only way I'm having sex in a shower is with step stool or a booster seat.. neither are that sexy.
I don’t know… bent over can be very sexy  "
Yes it can be! The warm water trickling over the back, that delicious feeling of being filled slowly. Yeah, water isn't great for slickness but I kind of like it. I've only recently been introduced to shower sex/stuff. It's a very big yes from me. One of my hottest experiences is far too erm crude for here. But it's intimate and sexy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s always worked amazingly when I’ve tried?
Aside from when the shower head angled over the top of the cubicle…for a bit too long (distracted!)…and the water caused a leak in my shared house  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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I lost consciousness once trying to have shower sex.
Another time with my husband he washed my labia with that Tea Tree and Mint shower gel and I almost cried in pain. Took ages to stop the burning.
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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But PENETRATING can be one royal pain in the ass no?! Water wet pussy is not the one!
But that's just me....yOU?!"
You just need more practice ...water-based fun is the best and buoyancy gives a multitude of options in a pool |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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But PENETRATING can be one royal pain in the ass no?! Water wet pussy is not the one!
But that's just me....yOU?!
You just need more practice ...water-based fun is the best and buoyancy gives a multitude of options in a pool "
...or the sea  |
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"I lost consciousness once trying to have shower sex.
Another time with my husband he washed my labia with that Tea Tree and Mint shower gel and I almost cried in pain. Took ages to stop the burning.
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Oh yes that stuff is lethal, washing your balls with it is not good  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could make a fortune if you learnt how to bottle up your horn and sell it to the masses."
I'm not even horny today! I'm just giving the forum what it needs! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s always worked amazingly when I’ve tried?
Aside from when the shower head angled over the top of the cubicle…for a bit too long (distracted!)…and the water caused a leak in my shared house "
Explain yourself. Shower with room to manoeuvre or... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not in my tiny shower at home but in a large walk in shower in a hotel room, with the right person, yes please."
Oh shit I've done this and your right actually that did work pretty damn ok... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s always worked amazingly when I’ve tried?
Aside from when the shower head angled over the top of the cubicle…for a bit too long (distracted!)…and the water caused a leak in my shared house
Explain yourself. Shower with room to manoeuvre or..."
I’ve tried a range of different variations, but I used to have a smallish shower in my en suite and that worked equally as well as in a huge walk in shower in a hotel room. In fact I could hold the top of the shower cubicle to brace myself against the…well, you know
I love sex in water in general. Sex in the sea when it’s all warm, and I feel horny through going topless… hotttt |
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"It’s always worked amazingly when I’ve tried?
Aside from when the shower head angled over the top of the cubicle…for a bit too long (distracted!)…and the water caused a leak in my shared house
Explain yourself. Shower with room to manoeuvre or...
I’ve tried a range of different variations, but I used to have a smallish shower in my en suite and that worked equally as well as in a huge walk in shower in a hotel room. In fact I could hold the top of the shower cubicle to brace myself against the…well, you know
I love sex in water in general. Sex in the sea when it’s all warm, and I feel horny through going topless… hotttt"
Are there any holiday destinations in particular that I should be booking - saay fir 2023 - iff the top of my head…. Jun-Aug maybe…. Just the dates destination hotel name flight number …. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve done this once but he was vigourous and I feared going through the wall. Soapy tit rubs and soapy cock wanks are fun though."
Ain't they the best?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s always worked amazingly when I’ve tried?
Aside from when the shower head angled over the top of the cubicle…for a bit too long (distracted!)…and the water caused a leak in my shared house
Explain yourself. Shower with room to manoeuvre or...
I’ve tried a range of different variations, but I used to have a smallish shower in my en suite and that worked equally as well as in a huge walk in shower in a hotel room. In fact I could hold the top of the shower cubicle to brace myself against the…well, you know
I love sex in water in general. Sex in the sea when it’s all warm, and I feel horny through going topless… hotttt"
Fine you've sold me I'll fuck you in water... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I experienced it recently and can confirm it’s incredible. Looking forward to getting in the shower again very soon xx "
Maybe we should video it next time….. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I experienced it recently and can confirm it’s incredible. Looking forward to getting in the shower again very soon xx
Maybe we should video it next time….. "
These no maybe about it  xx |
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"I experienced it recently and can confirm it’s incredible. Looking forward to getting in the shower again very soon xx "
For the record - you do get a shower when you’re also not having sex in it???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sex (I'm far too clumsy, it would result in at least one of us being injured), but soapy fondling and kissing is rather delightful "
If you fall I’ll kiss it better okay? |
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The best shower sex for me was many moons ago.
We both stepped into the sterile-white dystopian cubicle, 'didn't bother with turning the water on, pressed •play• on the rainforest waterfall mindfulness playlist from my phone and then became entwined like a banyan tree.
It was amazing and we still felt dirty afterwards. |
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"Not sex (I'm far too clumsy, it would result in at least one of us being injured), but soapy fondling and kissing is rather delightful
If you fall I’ll kiss it better okay?"
Such a gentleman. I was thinking more about damaging appendages than my knees though...I don't think me kissing a broken penis better is going to help it much  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perhaps any fabbers who have served time might have practical advice on sex in the showers"
I have served in the military and in the Officer's Mess we had mixed gender shower blocks (very progressive for the early 80's). There was a lot of dropped soap.. |
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"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!  "
It’s the woman’s job keeping the pussy wet. Blokes just need to provide the hard-on |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
It’s the woman’s job keeping the pussy wet. Blokes just need to provide the hard-on "
"Real" men do both Rex! ....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sex (I'm far too clumsy, it would result in at least one of us being injured), but soapy fondling and kissing is rather delightful
If you fall I’ll kiss it better okay?
Such a gentleman. I was thinking more about damaging appendages than my knees though...I don't think me kissing a broken penis better is going to help it much "
Whoa whoa did you say broken penis? No thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day! "
Practice is for bitches. Wait am I starting another drama by doing this? |
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"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
It’s the woman’s job keeping the pussy wet. Blokes just need to provide the hard-on
"Real" men do both Rex! .... "
“Real” men don’t use the pussy |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
Practice is for bitches. Wait am I starting another drama by doing this?"
Watch your mouth or you'll find the soap in it..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
Practice is for bitches. Wait am I starting another drama by doing this?
Watch your mouth or you'll find the soap in it..... "
Watch yours or you'll find something in yours! |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
It’s the woman’s job keeping the pussy wet. Blokes just need to provide the hard-on
"Real" men do both Rex! ....
“Real” men don’t use the pussy "
"Real" men down south last longer and are generous and use both  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is never much to brace yourself on except slippery walls or a hot tap. Whoever is behind better hold you tight or you are both going down. Gòod for peeing on each other though  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
Practice is for bitches. Wait am I starting another drama by doing this?
Watch your mouth or you'll find the soap in it.....
Watch yours or you'll find something in yours!"
You going to try gag me with your dressing gown belt? Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
It’s the woman’s job keeping the pussy wet. Blokes just need to provide the hard-on
"Real" men do both Rex! ....
“Real” men don’t use the pussy
"Real" men down south last longer and are generous and use both "
Am I sensing some history here or.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is never much to brace yourself on except slippery walls or a hot tap. Whoever is behind better hold you tight or you are both going down. Gòod for peeing on each other though "
I've got you Maren don't you worry. Also I have one of those non slip matt's in my shower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is never much to brace yourself on except slippery walls or a hot tap. Whoever is behind better hold you tight or you are both going down. Gòod for peeing on each other though
I've got you Maren don't you worry. Also I have one of those non slip matt's in my shower "
I will keep my crocs on for some good purchase on your non-slip then |
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By *ipppyMan
over a year ago
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"I lost consciousness once trying to have shower sex.
Another time with my husband he washed my labia with that Tea Tree and Mint shower gel and I almost cried in pain. Took ages to stop the burning.
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stopped using it around my ass for the same reason! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is never much to brace yourself on except slippery walls or a hot tap. Whoever is behind better hold you tight or you are both going down. Gòod for peeing on each other though
I've got you Maren don't you worry. Also I have one of those non slip matt's in my shower
I will keep my crocs on for some good purchase on your non-slip then "
Sure if you don't mind them getting soaked in any fluid, you go crazy! |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
It’s the woman’s job keeping the pussy wet. Blokes just need to provide the hard-on
"Real" men do both Rex! ....
“Real” men don’t use the pussy
"Real" men down south last longer and are generous and use both
Am I sensing some history here or.... "
Nope, he wouldn't get me a sausage with my chips |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
It’s the woman’s job keeping the pussy wet. Blokes just need to provide the hard-on
"Real" men do both Rex! ....
“Real” men don’t use the pussy
"Real" men down south last longer and are generous and use both
Am I sensing some history here or....
Nope, he wouldn't get me a sausage with my chips"
That's some history to be fair. I'm on your side boo |
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"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
It’s the woman’s job keeping the pussy wet. Blokes just need to provide the hard-on
"Real" men do both Rex! ....
“Real” men don’t use the pussy
"Real" men down south last longer and are generous and use both
Am I sensing some history here or....
Nope, he wouldn't get me a sausage with my chips
That's some history to be fair. I'm on your side boo "
She’s all talk and no knickers…….. wait……..nah, you know what I mean  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
It’s the woman’s job keeping the pussy wet. Blokes just need to provide the hard-on
"Real" men do both Rex! ....
“Real” men don’t use the pussy
"Real" men down south last longer and are generous and use both
Am I sensing some history here or....
Nope, he wouldn't get me a sausage with my chips
That's some history to be fair. I'm on your side boo
She’s all talk and no knickers…….. wait……..nah, you know what I mean "
I think boo is probably the person on the forum who wears knickers the most tbh... |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
It’s the woman’s job keeping the pussy wet. Blokes just need to provide the hard-on
"Real" men do both Rex! ....
“Real” men don’t use the pussy
"Real" men down south last longer and are generous and use both
Am I sensing some history here or....
Nope, he wouldn't get me a sausage with my chips
That's some history to be fair. I'm on your side boo
She’s all talk and no knickers…….. wait……..nah, you know what I mean
I think boo is probably the person on the forum who wears knickers the most tbh..."
Rupert, your underware drawer probably has more knickers in it than I even own ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
It’s the woman’s job keeping the pussy wet. Blokes just need to provide the hard-on
"Real" men do both Rex! ....
“Real” men don’t use the pussy
"Real" men down south last longer and are generous and use both
Am I sensing some history here or....
Nope, he wouldn't get me a sausage with my chips
That's some history to be fair. I'm on your side boo
She’s all talk and no knickers…….. wait……..nah, you know what I mean
I think boo is probably the person on the forum who wears knickers the most tbh...
Rupert, your underware drawer probably has more knickers in it than I even own ..."
You should probably stop wearing the same knickers everyday _oo... |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
It’s the woman’s job keeping the pussy wet. Blokes just need to provide the hard-on
"Real" men do both Rex! ....
“Real” men don’t use the pussy
"Real" men down south last longer and are generous and use both
Am I sensing some history here or....
Nope, he wouldn't get me a sausage with my chips
That's some history to be fair. I'm on your side boo
She’s all talk and no knickers…….. wait……..nah, you know what I mean "
Well that didn't work quite right did it Rex |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Shower sex is amazing .....
Just need to know how to keep the "pussy" wet....... keep practicing OP, you'll get there one day!
It’s the woman’s job keeping the pussy wet. Blokes just need to provide the hard-on
"Real" men do both Rex! ....
“Real” men don’t use the pussy
"Real" men down south last longer and are generous and use both
Am I sensing some history here or....
Nope, he wouldn't get me a sausage with my chips
That's some history to be fair. I'm on your side boo
She’s all talk and no knickers…….. wait……..nah, you know what I mean
I think boo is probably the person on the forum who wears knickers the most tbh...
Rupert, your underware drawer probably has more knickers in it than I even own ...
You should probably stop wearing the same knickers everyday _oo..."
I don't wear them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope
No
Just no.
Wet hair....I can't do other people's wet hair.
It's probably no surprise to you that your answer is no surprise to me "
One day I may shock you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope
No
Just no.
Wet hair....I can't do other people's wet hair.
All you have to do is put a leg over the shower door and I’ll do the rest "
Like fully over the shower door?
I know I have long legs but not that long. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope
No
Just no.
Wet hair....I can't do other people's wet hair.
It's probably no surprise to you that your answer is no surprise to me
One day I may shock you. "
I think if you dressed as am elf and sang Santa baby before climbing on my lap I would be? If that helps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope
No
Just no.
Wet hair....I can't do other people's wet hair.
It's probably no surprise to you that your answer is no surprise to me
One day I may shock you.
I think if you dressed as am elf and sang Santa baby before climbing on my lap I would be? If that helps?"
That's tomorrow night's antics |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope
No
Just no.
Wet hair....I can't do other people's wet hair.
All you have to do is put a leg over the shower door and I’ll do the rest
Like fully over the shower door?
I know I have long legs but not that long. "
Also how much access does he need? Is it a labyrinth down there?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope
No
Just no.
Wet hair....I can't do other people's wet hair.
It's probably no surprise to you that your answer is no surprise to me
One day I may shock you.
I think if you dressed as am elf and sang Santa baby before climbing on my lap I would be? If that helps?
That's tomorrow night's antics "
Ok this also vaguely shocked me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me it's one of those things that's better in your head than reality. I do have a lovely memory in the shower with an ex, but the bathroom was tiled and freezing, so we were just trying to sexily maneuver each other out of the way to get under the hot water. It was funny, but not so horny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For me it's one of those things that's better in your head than reality. I do have a lovely memory in the shower with an ex, but the bathroom was tiled and freezing, so we were just trying to sexily maneuver each other out of the way to get under the hot water. It was funny, but not so horny. "
A past fwb had a nice big shower but always reminded me we only had about twenty minutes of hot water.. |
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If I'm in the shower I'm barefoot and don't feel sexy. Then there's the fact that someone is always going to be out of the stream and getting cold. Then the slip hazards. Then the yes water is wet but not exactly lubricating in that way. Then the hot water running out.
Like, fuck that. Let me shower in peace then dress up sexy so we can fuck somewhere comfortable. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If I'm in the shower I'm barefoot and don't feel sexy. Then there's the fact that someone is always going to be out of the stream and getting cold. Then the slip hazards. Then the yes water is wet but not exactly lubricating in that way. Then the hot water running out.
Like, fuck that. Let me shower in peace then dress up sexy so we can fuck somewhere comfortable."
Yeah but you are missing out on soapy gropy time doing it that way...I find the showers the one for foreplay |
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"Yeah but you are missing out on soapy gropy time doing it that way...I find the showers the one for foreplay "
Foreplay is fine. I just don't want to fuck in there.
Not least because my too long legs tend to make it super awkward to do it standing up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yeah but you are missing out on soapy gropy time doing it that way...I find the showers the one for foreplay
Foreplay is fine. I just don't want to fuck in there.
Not least because my too long legs tend to make it super awkward to do it standing up."
You raise a good point though about hair. No point in foreplay if the woman then needs an hour to blowdry hair get dressed up etc to then fuck in the bedroom |
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I’ve just written a loooong account of our recent shower and jacuzzi antics on the stories and fantasies forum. Link on our profile.
It’s was super hot and wet in more ways than one.
Also had a great time in Kestrals pool, and various hot tubs in GC and France.
The water does something for me! Mrs S |
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"You raise a good point though about hair. No point in foreplay if the woman then needs an hour to blowdry hair get dressed up etc to then fuck in the bedroom "
I mean I'd just chuck a hairclip in to keep it out of the wet, but then I don't even own a hairdryer so the 4 hour wait for it to air dry would be absurd. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You raise a good point though about hair. No point in foreplay if the woman then needs an hour to blowdry hair get dressed up etc to then fuck in the bedroom
I mean I'd just chuck a hairclip in to keep it out of the wet, but then I don't even own a hairdryer so the 4 hour wait for it to air dry would be absurd."
As long as it wasn't one of those shower cap things...I don't think I could ever get hard for someone in one of those... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As long as it wasn't one of those shower cap things...I don't think I could ever get hard for someone in one of those...
Sounds like a challenge. I may have to buy a shower cap now."
I mean I reckon I still could but the woman would have to be SO damn horny. If there's any slight, ooh, watch me toes there bab...I'm out |
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"I lost consciousness once trying to have shower sex.
Another time with my husband he washed my labia with that Tea Tree and Mint shower gel and I almost cried in pain. Took ages to stop the burning.
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Mint source? I've warned you about that before |
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over a year ago
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"Nope
No
Just no.
Wet hair....I can't do other people's wet hair.
All you have to do is put a leg over the shower door and I’ll do the rest
Like fully over the shower door?
I know I have long legs but not that long. "
One leg on the recess on the other doing the above and you’ll be fine after you sign this line ——— |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hot water, cold tiles, it’s fucking amazing and amazing fucking
This is why I have such a crush on you.
Did I say that out loud? "
Can you please just both have sex with me already? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hot water, cold tiles, it’s fucking amazing and amazing fucking
This is why I have such a crush on you.
Did I say that out loud?
Oh god the feelings mutual. Let’s get a room "
Please do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can imagine if I was penetrated in the shower then it would be a pain in the ass
^ ladies he wants to get pegged
that can be sorted...bend over
I’ll do you first  "
Be a sport Rex |
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"I can imagine if I was penetrated in the shower then it would be a pain in the ass
^ ladies he wants to get pegged
that can be sorted...bend over
I’ll do you first "
Oiy,you!!!cheeky fecker.get off me ass |
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"I can imagine if I was penetrated in the shower then it would be a pain in the ass
^ ladies he wants to get pegged
that can be sorted...bend over
I’ll do you first
Be a sport Rex"
I’ll do her for the team |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can imagine if I was penetrated in the shower then it would be a pain in the ass
^ ladies he wants to get pegged
that can be sorted...bend over
I’ll do you first
Oiy,you!!!cheeky fecker.get off me ass "
Am I watching a Carry On movie |
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"I can imagine if I was penetrated in the shower then it would be a pain in the ass
^ ladies he wants to get pegged
that can be sorted...bend over
I’ll do you first
Oiy,you!!!cheeky fecker.get off me ass
Am I watching a Carry On movie "
a bit like that for sure |
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"I can imagine if I was penetrated in the shower then it would be a pain in the ass
^ ladies he wants to get pegged
that can be sorted...bend over
I’ll do you first
Oiy,you!!!cheeky fecker.get off me ass "
I’ve not even started yet |
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"I can imagine if I was penetrated in the shower then it would be a pain in the ass
^ ladies he wants to get pegged
that can be sorted...bend over
I’ll do you first
Oiy,you!!!cheeky fecker.get off me ass
I’ve not even started yet "
wouldn't advise you either |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can imagine if I was penetrated in the shower then it would be a pain in the ass
^ ladies he wants to get pegged
that can be sorted...bend over
I’ll do you first
Oiy,you!!!cheeky fecker.get off me ass
I’ve not even started yet
wouldn't advise you either "
Lube him up with the lynx body wash (not a payed ad) |
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"I can imagine if I was penetrated in the shower then it would be a pain in the ass
^ ladies he wants to get pegged
that can be sorted...bend over
I’ll do you first
Oiy,you!!!cheeky fecker.get off me ass
I’ve not even started yet
wouldn't advise you either
Lube him up with the lynx body wash (not a payed ad)"
What about the natural bum lube? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can imagine if I was penetrated in the shower then it would be a pain in the ass
^ ladies he wants to get pegged
that can be sorted...bend over
I’ll do you first
Oiy,you!!!cheeky fecker.get off me ass
I’ve not even started yet
wouldn't advise you either
Lube him up with the lynx body wash (not a payed ad)
What about the natural bum lube? "
Yikes. Do we have a doctor in the forum? |
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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago
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But PENETRATING can be one royal pain in the ass no?! Water wet pussy is not the one!
But that's just me....yOU?!
You just need more practice ...water-based fun is the best and buoyancy gives a multitude of options in a pool "
Love hot tub sex for that reason. Buoyancy allows positions not usually achieved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But PENETRATING can be one royal pain in the ass no?! Water wet pussy is not the one!
But that's just me....yOU?!
You just need more practice ...water-based fun is the best and buoyancy gives a multitude of options in a pool
Love hot tub sex for that reason. Buoyancy allows positions not usually achieved "
Agreed. Hot tubs are the best! |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
You need to soap her back well then pick her up with her legs around your waist and lean her against the tiles or glass at a slight angle locking your hands just above her waist . You can practice this position on those tv units in hotels
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"You need to soap her back well then pick her up with her legs around your waist and lean her against the tiles or glass at a slight angle locking your hands just above her waist . You can practice this position on those tv units in hotels
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^^ this sounds like something you have tried and enjoyed |
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