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"Stick a candy cane up your bum." I can't reach and need assistance from an elf? | |||
"Stick a candy cane up your bum. I can't reach and need assistance from an elf?" So THAT’S how to get you on board with pegging, eh?! | |||
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"Stick a candy cane up your bum." And wrap lametta around your hand. | |||
"Wank to the beat of Jingle Bells " Moving on to the 12 Days of Christmas. | |||
"Grunt to yourself looking in the mirror with tinsel round your neck. " | |||
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"Stick a candy cane up your bum. I can't reach and need assistance from an elf? So THAT’S how to get you on board with pegging, eh?!" I mean start little and who knows? Why do so many women want to fuck me in the ass? | |||
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"Say “yippee-Kai-yay mother fuckers” when you jizz" So far, this is the one for the win | |||
"Say “yippee-Kai-yay mother fuckers” when you jizz" Oh sorry I forgot to mention I do that in my usual wanks x | |||
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"Put a fake beard and a hat on while saying "This Santa comes more than once a year"" Would legit do this for an sexy elf. | |||
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"Spread a bit of cranberry sauce on your pecker" To be fair for anyone that sucks dick I imagine that would be delightful | |||
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"Try sitting on your toes" If he doesn’t quite get it right would they be Mistletoes? | |||
"Try sitting on your toes If he doesn’t quite get it right would they be Mistletoes? " | |||
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"Try sitting on your toes" My toes are loose and free right now the TOErags | |||
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"Try and have sex with someone? " Is that what Santa would do?! If not I'm not interested | |||