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over a year ago
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Can't say I've ever had it.
I get hangover "leave me the fuck alone-ness".
Though from what I've heard, you need to place your desired hand (left or right is good) upon your penis and move it a bit. Should relieve the symptoms. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't say I've ever had it.
I get hangover "leave me the fuck alone-ness".
Though from what I've heard, you need to place your desired hand (left or right is good) upon your penis and move it a bit. Should relieve the symptoms. "
Ah you're just the best sport! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm going to suggest hangover horn is actually a longing for human touch, not necessarily sexual, because we feel delicate and need touch to make us feel better. |
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over a year ago
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"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London
Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW  "
Why aren't you going?! |
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"I'm going to suggest hangover horn is actually a longing for human touch, not necessarily sexual, because we feel delicate and need touch to make us feel better. "
He's definitely longing for human touch   |
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"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London
Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW
Why aren't you going?!"
Well, I'm far too comfortable drinking coffee under my blanket...its raining and dark outside too. Such an effort. |
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"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London
Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW
Why aren't you going?!
Well, I'm far too comfortable drinking coffee under my blanket...its raining and dark outside too. Such an effort. "
I mean we can go on a Cardiff tour? |
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"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London
Is that your street by any chance?  "
Its not. I'm outside Cardiff. There's plenty of 'ladies of the night' there. Not vampires  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London
Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW
Why aren't you going?!
Well, I'm far too comfortable drinking coffee under my blanket...its raining and dark outside too. Such an effort.
I mean we can go on a Cardiff tour?"
I'm not sure you'd like me as a tour guide, unless you like cat cafes and libraries  |
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"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London
Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW "
Um, i don't think i'd better name the street, crowds will gather |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is this a thing? And how do I sort my massive damn erection? It's bothering me.
Give me tips and discuss why it's a thing. DO IT."
If it hasn’t gone down in 2 hours you best go to A&E |
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"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London
Is that your street by any chance?
Its not. I'm outside Cardiff. There's plenty of 'ladies of the night' there. Not vampires "
She's telling fibs, the Welsh ladies are always trying to suck me dry |
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"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London
Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW
Um, i don't think i'd better name the street, crowds will gather"
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"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London
Is that your street by any chance?
Its not. I'm outside Cardiff. There's plenty of 'ladies of the night' there. Not vampires
She's telling fibs, the Welsh ladies are always trying to suck me dry "
Thats true, we have got a bit of a reputation |
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"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London
Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW
Why aren't you going?!
Well, I'm far too comfortable drinking coffee under my blanket...its raining and dark outside too. Such an effort.
I mean we can go on a Cardiff tour?
I'm not sure you'd like me as a tour guide, unless you like cat cafes and libraries "
I love CATS! |
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over a year ago
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"I don’t think it’s just the hangover horn
You’re just always horny - pmsl
Women have a hold on my junk what can I say?!
Well that’s the aim I’m sure "
It is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whenever I see statuses on here asking for someone to sort their hangover horn, I imagine their breath. Hungover people stink. It's just an extra punishment for us to be horny when we're looking, smelling and feeling our worst! |
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"My husband gets an enormous one but then ruins the moment by saying it's because he needs a wee not a fuck! "
He doesn’t know what he’s missing out on, you look amazing  |
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"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex  "
I can't that's my issue. Erections there but my boddddy, my bodddys telling me no |
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"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex "
Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday. |
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"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex
Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday. "
Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest |
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"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex
Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.
Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest "
Are you not in the mood to be fucked even if just lying back taking it hungover though? |
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"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex
Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.
Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest "
I’ve been known to cry the morning after. Around 36 hours I find religion and make impossible promises. |
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"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex
Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.
Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest
I’ve been known to cry the morning after. Around 36 hours I find religion and make impossible promises. "
Is that after talking to God on the big white telephone Woody? |
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"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex
I can't that's my issue. Erections there but my boddddy, my bodddys telling me no"
If it’s there Brucey then you should use it  |
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"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex
Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.
Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest
I’ve been known to cry the morning after. Around 36 hours I find religion and make impossible promises.
Is that after talking to God on the big white telephone Woody? "
I sleep near that phone, in case he returns my call. |
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"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex
Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.
Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest
I’ve been known to cry the morning after. Around 36 hours I find religion and make impossible promises.
Is that after talking to God on the big white telephone Woody?
I sleep near that phone, in case he returns my call. "
Oh that foetal position curled up on the mat? I haven’t done that since my 20s but I do remember it well  |
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"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex
Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.
Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest
I’ve been known to cry the morning after. Around 36 hours I find religion and make impossible promises.
Is that after talking to God on the big white telephone Woody?
I sleep near that phone, in case he returns my call.
Oh that foetal position curled up on the mat? I haven’t done that since my 20s but I do remember it well "
Why is it that the bathroom floor is the perfect temperature to sleep when your sloshed?  |
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"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex
Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.
Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest
I’ve been known to cry the morning after. Around 36 hours I find religion and make impossible promises.
Is that after talking to God on the big white telephone Woody?
I sleep near that phone, in case he returns my call.
Oh that foetal position curled up on the mat? I haven’t done that since my 20s but I do remember it well
Why is it that the bathroom floor is the perfect temperature to sleep when your sloshed? "
It’s not that… it’s because laying completely flat stops the whole world spinning… |
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"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex
Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.
Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest
I’ve been known to cry the morning after. Around 36 hours I find religion and make impossible promises. "
I don’t think I can even manage a cry
“If you make it stop now, I promise I’ll never do it again” I’ve been there many times |
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