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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I saw something earlier that said:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

This would work for me, but how would you fascinate a woman?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let her come home to a clean house.

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I saw something earlier that said:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

This would work for me, but how would you fascinate a woman?

write poetry, and food

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Let her come home to a clean house."

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not particularly keen on cheese

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Are you talking good fascinate or bad fascinate?

I look at some stuff people say and go

how does that... is there logic? how does this connect?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I saw something earlier that said:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

This would work for me, but how would you fascinate a woman?

write poetry, and food "

Yes these would work too beauts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Following this thread caerphilly.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Are you talking good fascinate or bad fascinate?

I look at some stuff people say and go

how does that... is there logic? how does this connect?

I’m not sure really. I guess what would make her stop and think. I think the piece of cheese must fall into that category

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m not particularly keen on cheese

What?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wtf, how fascinating is cheese

I think maybe i must be a man

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Wtf, how fascinating is cheese

I think maybe i must be a man

I know! But it’s in an actual book on charms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I saw something earlier that said:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

This would work for me, but how would you fascinate a woman?

Get my cock out

Stand in front of her

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I saw something earlier that said:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

This would work for me, but how would you fascinate a woman?

Get my cock out

Stand in front of her

This may work Clacton…. But then what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wtf, how fascinating is cheese

I think maybe i must be a man

I know! But it’s in an actual book on charms

I'm laughing my arse off.. I'd be bashing him with the book of charm if that happened

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Undo her bra and idolise her chest?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Wtf, how fascinating is cheese

I think maybe i must be a man

I know! But it’s in an actual book on charms

I'm laughing my arse off.. I'd be bashing him with the book of charm if that happened

I’ll send you it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh Ive seen this before, it is funny and quaint. Depends how big the bit of cheese. I might be fascinated by a whole wheel presented to me not just one nibbly corner on a cracker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I saw something earlier that said:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

This would work for me, but how would you fascinate a woman?

Get my cock out

Stand in front of her

This may work Clacton…. But then what?

Depends which of three holes you want it in asking for friend obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Write her a cheesy note to go with it like “my heart melts like this brie when I get hot around you”

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh Ive seen this before, it is funny and quaint. Depends how big the bit of cheese. I might be fascinated by a whole wheel presented to me not just one nibbly corner on a cracker.

Oh yes… actually thinking about it a delicious baked Camembert really does fascinate me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not particularly keen on cheese

What?

I know, I know…in my defence I must add, im not British

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do I fascinate women? Well, I...

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I saw something earlier that said:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

This would work for me, but how would you fascinate a woman?

I'm tempted to say, buy her a fascinator, but I think I might get a slap

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Undo her bra and idolise her chest?

And why would she be fascinated? Cold maybe, but I can’t see the fascination. Can you enlighten us?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I saw something earlier that said:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

This would work for me, but how would you fascinate a woman?

Get my cock out

Stand in front of her

This may work Clacton…. But then what?

Depends which of three holes you want it in asking for friend obviously

Oh I see… I thought you may have a message on your cock or something like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Undo her bra and idolise her chest?

And why would she be fascinated? Cold maybe, but I can’t see the fascination. Can you enlighten us?

Interesting topic, following intensely

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Write her a cheesy note to go with it like “my heart melts like this brie when I get hot around you” "

Now that’s funny

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind."

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"How do I fascinate women? Well, I..."

Do share…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I saw something earlier that said:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

This would work for me, but how would you fascinate a woman?

Get my cock out

Stand in front of her

This may work Clacton…. But then what?

Depends which of three holes you want it in asking for friend obviously

Oh I see… I thought you may have a message on your cock or something like that

No got heroes though

Fascinate which one you would choose

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

Get them bunched together then tie them up.

I'll get my coat.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I saw something earlier that said:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

This would work for me, but how would you fascinate a woman?

I'm tempted to say, buy her a fascinator, but I think I might get a slap

You got a laugh from me so that worked Sprockett. I look a total dick in a fascinator though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get them bunched together then tie them up.

I'll get my coat.

Oh well, there’s something fascinating in an intricate work of shibari

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Undo her bra and idolise her chest?

And why would she be fascinated? Cold maybe, but I can’t see the fascination. Can you enlighten us?

Caress and gently play with...i'd be fascinated anyway. Oh, Tesco are doing a lovely soft cheese at the moment and it's only £2.50 a tub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell her she can borrow my shoes ha ha

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I saw something earlier that said:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

This would work for me, but how would you fascinate a woman?

I'm tempted to say, buy her a fascinator, but I think I might get a slap

You got a laugh from me so that worked Sprockett. I look a total dick in a fascinator though

Ooo, I love a hat, I'm not often brave enough to wear one, but I love em.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Get them bunched together then tie them up.

I'll get my coat.

Oh well, there’s something fascinating in an intricate work of shibari

Ooh…. There really is

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Tell her she can borrow my shoes ha ha "

This would definitely work for me

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path, and I came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous….

(If you know - you know)

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I saw something earlier that said:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

This would work for me, but how would you fascinate a woman?

I'm tempted to say, buy her a fascinator, but I think I might get a slap

You got a laugh from me so that worked Sprockett. I look a total dick in a fascinator though

Ooo, I love a hat, I'm not often brave enough to wear one, but I love em. "

I love one too… but those weird girly fascinator things make me look like I’ve forgotten a bit of cloth

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I like cheese. I'm easily pleased though. Just make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Following this thread caerphilly.

I’m not the grammar police but I fancy a Philly cheesesteak right now.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

""Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path, and I came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous….

(If you know - you know)"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell her she can borrow my shoes ha ha

This would definitely work for me

Your welcome to anytime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(If you know - you know)"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE SEX STORY

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I like cheese. I'm easily pleased though. Just make me laugh"

I think that’s a great answer! Laughing with someone is utterly fascinating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I’m a man, I don’t get it

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Tell her she can borrow my shoes ha ha

This would definitely work for me

Your welcome to anytime

Thanks Natalie. As long as I don’t have to walk anywhere in them I’m sure I’ll be fine

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

I think it was Eleanor Bron who wrote a list of '50 things we appreciate about male lovers'. One was 'Being presented with a box over dinner, into which are packed, very carefully, two dozen china rhinoceroses.'

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Following this thread caerphilly.

I’m not the grammar police but I fancy a Philly cheesesteak right now."

I know… I probably should’ve eaten before I posted this one too. I’m hungry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get them bunched together then tie them up.

I'll get my coat.

Oh well, there’s something fascinating in an intricate work of shibari

Ooh…. There really is

Oh well, we might have to sort out an outing to a shibari workshop in the town

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh Ive seen this before, it is funny and quaint. Depends how big the bit of cheese. I might be fascinated by a whole wheel presented to me not just one nibbly corner on a cracker.

Wait.... have they drilled a hole in it and then they are swizzling it around on their dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe we are fascinated.. We are talking about it

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh Ive seen this before, it is funny and quaint. Depends how big the bit of cheese. I might be fascinated by a whole wheel presented to me not just one nibbly corner on a cracker.

Wait.... have they drilled a hole in it and then they are swizzling it around on their dick

Cheesy helicopter?

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

The boy do have charms

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Get them bunched together then tie them up.

I'll get my coat.

Oh well, there’s something fascinating in an intricate work of shibari

Ooh…. There really is

Oh well, we might have to sort out an outing to a shibari workshop in the town

Oh yes… it’s one of my favourite “workshops”

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

I’ve just had cheese on toast. Does that mean I’m fascinated or fascinating??

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’ve just had cheese on toast. Does that mean I’m fascinated or fascinating??"

Depends. Was it mature cheddar?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve just had cheese on toast. Does that mean I’m fascinated or fascinating??"

Um fascinated.. Tell me more.... Did you pat Hendersons all over it

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Will 24 ammonites do instead or must they be rhinos?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

The boy do have charms

He certainly does… not sure if he practices shibari though, we could do a lovely get together with _ittlebird, you and myself and let him practice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell her she can borrow my shoes ha ha

This would definitely work for me

Your welcome to anytime

Thanks Natalie. As long as I don’t have to walk anywhere in them I’m sure I’ll be fine

Your welcome

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve just had cheese on toast. Does that mean I’m fascinated or fascinating??"

Hhhmmmm…. Cheese on toast

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

"I’ve just had cheese on toast. Does that mean I’m fascinated or fascinating??"

Definitely the latter.

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve heard that those little hats are quite the fascinators…

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

The boy do have charms

He certainly does… not sure if he practices shibari though, we could do a lovely get together with _ittlebird, you and myself and let him practice

I would never practise on such lovely women. I'd make sure I would get it right.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Will 24 ammonites do instead or must they be rhinos?

Must be rhinos. They have the horn, you see.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’ve just had cheese on toast. Does that mean I’m fascinated or fascinating??

Um fascinated.. Tell me more.... Did you pat Hendersons all over it

That gives away where you're from fellow Yorkie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

The boy do have charms

He certainly does… not sure if he practices shibari though, we could do a lovely get together with _ittlebird, you and myself and let him practice

I would never practise on such lovely women. I'd make sure I would get it right.

Is that an offer, Good Sir?

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Will 24 ammonites do instead or must they be rhinos?

I don't know! You'd have to ask Ms. Bron.

But I know from experience that I can be overwhelmed by just one ammonite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK lads all you need is

1 x scissors

4 x small seedless grapes

1 can of WD40

7ft of red tinsle

A passport for each of you

And a photo of Barry Manilow

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve heard that those little hats are quite the fascinators… "

Yes… that joke counts too. Keep them coming. We love jokes

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’ve just had cheese on toast. Does that mean I’m fascinated or fascinating??

Depends. Was it mature cheddar?

Extra mature (like me). There is no other cheddar allowed near me.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’ve just had cheese on toast. Does that mean I’m fascinated or fascinating??

Depends. Was it mature cheddar?

Extra mature (like me). There is no other cheddar allowed near me. "

Classy. Fascinated

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’ve just had cheese on toast. Does that mean I’m fascinated or fascinating??

Um fascinated.. Tell me more.... Did you pat Hendersons all over it

I went a bit left field…. Crowd divider here.. a layer of mushrooms on the bottom.. it was superb.

Normally I’d add Henderson’s or maybe hp or Worcestershire. But it didn’t need it.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Will 24 ammonites do instead or must they be rhinos?

Must be rhinos. They have the horn, you see."

Nice joke sexy

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

The boy do have charms

He certainly does… not sure if he practices shibari though, we could do a lovely get together with _ittlebird, you and myself and let him practice

What a lovely thought…, but…. I’m afraid I’m on the other side of the rope.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve just had cheese on toast. Does that mean I’m fascinated or fascinating??

Um fascinated.. Tell me more.... Did you pat Hendersons all over it

That gives away where you're from fellow Yorkie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve just had cheese on toast. Does that mean I’m fascinated or fascinating??

Um fascinated.. Tell me more.... Did you pat Hendersons all over it

I went a bit left field…. Crowd divider here.. a layer of mushrooms on the bottom.. it was superb.

Normally I’d add Henderson’s or maybe hp or Worcestershire. But it didn’t need it.

Omg what monster puts mushrooms on cheese on toast

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

The boy do have charms

He certainly does… not sure if he practices shibari though, we could do a lovely get together with _ittlebird, you and myself and let him practice

What a lovely thought…, but…. I’m afraid I’m on the other side of the rope.

You prefer your freedom of movement, I believe?

I could teach you to tie them beautifully.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

The boy do have charms

He certainly does… not sure if he practices shibari though, we could do a lovely get together with _ittlebird, you and myself and let him practice

What a lovely thought…, but…. I’m afraid I’m on the other side of the rope.

Ups! Apologies then

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

The boy do have charms

He certainly does… not sure if he practices shibari though, we could do a lovely get together with _ittlebird, you and myself and let him practice

What a lovely thought…, but…. I’m afraid I’m on the other side of the rope.

You prefer your freedom of movement, I believe?

I could teach you to tie them beautifully."

Ex scout leader. I’m pretty good

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

The boy do have charms

He certainly does… not sure if he practices shibari though, we could do a lovely get together with _ittlebird, you and myself and let him practice

What a lovely thought…, but…. I’m afraid I’m on the other side of the rope.

Ups! Apologies then

No need for apologies…. The numbers work….

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"OK lads all you need is

1 x scissors

4 x small seedless grapes

1 can of WD40

7ft of red tinsle

A passport for each of you

And a photo of Barry Manilow"

Now THIS fascinates me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh Ive seen this before, it is funny and quaint. Depends how big the bit of cheese. I might be fascinated by a whole wheel presented to me not just one nibbly corner on a cracker.

Wait.... have they drilled a hole in it and then they are swizzling it around on their dick

Cheesy helicopter?

New standard for cocks. Can you hula hoop a whole cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

The boy do have charms

He certainly does… not sure if he practices shibari though, we could do a lovely get together with _ittlebird, you and myself and let him practice

What a lovely thought…, but…. I’m afraid I’m on the other side of the rope.

Ups! Apologies then

No need for apologies…. The numbers work….

All this sounds fascinating

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh Ive seen this before, it is funny and quaint. Depends how big the bit of cheese. I might be fascinated by a whole wheel presented to me not just one nibbly corner on a cracker.

Wait.... have they drilled a hole in it and then they are swizzling it around on their dick

Cheesy helicopter?

New standard for cocks. Can you hula hoop a whole cheese?

Now I would love to see that!

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

"Oh Ive seen this before, it is funny and quaint. Depends how big the bit of cheese. I might be fascinated by a whole wheel presented to me not just one nibbly corner on a cracker.

Wait.... have they drilled a hole in it and then they are swizzling it around on their dick

Cheesy helicopter?

New standard for cocks. Can you hula hoop a whole cheese?

Be right back. Off to test myself in the stern crucible that is a catering pack of mini Babybels.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

The boy do have charms

He certainly does… not sure if he practices shibari though, we could do a lovely get together with _ittlebird, you and myself and let him practice

What a lovely thought…, but…. I’m afraid I’m on the other side of the rope.

Ups! Apologies then

No need for apologies…. The numbers work….

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh Ive seen this before, it is funny and quaint. Depends how big the bit of cheese. I might be fascinated by a whole wheel presented to me not just one nibbly corner on a cracker.

Wait.... have they drilled a hole in it and then they are swizzling it around on their dick

Cheesy helicopter?

New standard for cocks. Can you hula hoop a whole cheese?

Be right back. Off to test myself in the stern crucible that is a catering pack of mini Babybels."

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

The boy do have charms

He certainly does… not sure if he practices shibari though, we could do a lovely get together with _ittlebird, you and myself and let him practice

What a lovely thought…, but…. I’m afraid I’m on the other side of the rope.

You prefer your freedom of movement, I believe?

I could teach you to tie them beautifully.

Ex scout leader. I’m pretty good

Excellent. I'd hate the evening to pass without a hitch.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Oh Ive seen this before, it is funny and quaint. Depends how big the bit of cheese. I might be fascinated by a whole wheel presented to me not just one nibbly corner on a cracker.

Wait.... have they drilled a hole in it and then they are swizzling it around on their dick

Cheesy helicopter?

New standard for cocks. Can you hula hoop a whole cheese?

Be right back. Off to test myself in the stern crucible that is a catering pack of mini Babybels."

Babybel? Ewww. I have quite gone off you.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

The boy do have charms

He certainly does… not sure if he practices shibari though, we could do a lovely get together with _ittlebird, you and myself and let him practice

What a lovely thought…, but…. I’m afraid I’m on the other side of the rope.

You prefer your freedom of movement, I believe?

I could teach you to tie them beautifully.

Ex scout leader. I’m pretty good

Excellent. I'd hate the evening to pass without a hitch."

I’ll be certain not to slip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK lads all you need is

1 x scissors

4 x small seedless grapes

1 can of WD40

7ft of red tinsle

A passport for each of you

And a photo of Barry Manilow

Now THIS fascinates me

See.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh Ive seen this before, it is funny and quaint. Depends how big the bit of cheese. I might be fascinated by a whole wheel presented to me not just one nibbly corner on a cracker.

Wait.... have they drilled a hole in it and then they are swizzling it around on their dick

Cheesy helicopter?

New standard for cocks. Can you hula hoop a whole cheese?

Now I would love to see that!

cockmeat sandwich available for me to even consider attempting the above

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh Ive seen this before, it is funny and quaint. Depends how big the bit of cheese. I might be fascinated by a whole wheel presented to me not just one nibbly corner on a cracker.

Wait.... have they drilled a hole in it and then they are swizzling it around on their dick

Cheesy helicopter?

New standard for cocks. Can you hula hoop a whole cheese?

Now I would love to see that!

cockmeat sandwich available for me to even consider attempting the above "

You want the cockmeat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Talk about tipping point. I bloody love that show

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"OK lads all you need is

1 x scissors

4 x small seedless grapes

1 can of WD40

7ft of red tinsle

A passport for each of you

And a photo of Barry Manilow

Now THIS fascinates me

See....."

It was the Barry Manilow photo that did it

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Following this thread caerphilly.

I think its unbrieleivable

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

How to fascinate me.

Enjoy drinking and chatting craft beer, be prepared to sit around in your pants, eating cheese and drinking port.

Dress up in sharp suits and chat up ladies in 20's style cocktail bars with me.

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

Here's the secret that not a lot of people know about, but what makes us as a species irresistible to one another is what's called pheromones. Google it if you don't believe me. Now if you're lucky enough to live in a rural or semi rural community you might also be fortunate enough to have connections in the livestock farming industry, then you might be able to get your hands on a product called, "Boar Mate" that they spray on pig's to make them horny. You then spray it on your Jacket, shirt, tie or whatever you are wearing, and women will suddenly become fascinated by you. In the work environment in open plan offices the effects can be brilliant.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Following this thread caerphilly.

I think its unbrieleivable

Joke points awarded

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"How to fascinate me.

Enjoy drinking and chatting craft beer, be prepared to sit around in your pants, eating cheese and drinking port.

Dress up in sharp suits and chat up ladies in 20's style cocktail bars with me."

They both sound absolutely perfect

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Here's the secret that not a lot of people know about, but what makes us as a species irresistible to one another is what's called pheromones. Google it if you don't believe me. Now if you're lucky enough to live in a rural or semi rural community you might also be fortunate enough to have connections in the livestock farming industry, then you might be able to get your hands on a product called, "Boar Mate" that they spray on pig's to make them horny. You then spray it on your Jacket, shirt, tie or whatever you are wearing, and women will suddenly become fascinated by you. In the work environment in open plan offices the effects can be brilliant. "

So… does this only attract pigs? I’m truly fascinated

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By *lecom1Couple over a year ago

Stornoway

Flirt with her husband.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Sit in the corner of their local [insert coffee again here], ideally one with excellent mood lighting. Wear a sweater with sleeves rolled up to the elbows, nice jeans and some smart shoes. Glasses optional, tuck them into the collar if you prefer. Open a chunky-ish book somewhere in the middle, don't go too thin or they'll think you're a nitwit, too large and they'll think you're a nerd. Don't worry if you're not interested in the subject, just tuck your phone in the middle to perve hot pics

Bonus points if you have a smoke machine you can set up for some atmospheric effect.

Then wait for the ladies (and some gents) to fall into your lap. FAF: Fascinating As Fuck

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have literally no idea. I always assume they are just being kind.

Oh yes… that must be it. Just being kind

I knew it!

Of course, nothing to do with your charms and your devilish good looks

The boy do have charms

He certainly does… not sure if he practices shibari though, we could do a lovely get together with _ittlebird, you and myself and let him practice

What a lovely thought…, but…. I’m afraid I’m on the other side of the rope.

Ups! Apologies then

No need for apologies…. The numbers work….

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

I was trying not to sound too excited

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Flirt with her husband."

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sit in the corner of their local [insert coffee again here], ideally one with excellent mood lighting. Wear a sweater with sleeves rolled up to the elbows, nice jeans and some smart shoes. Glasses optional, tuck them into the collar if you prefer. Open a chunky-ish book somewhere in the middle, don't go too thin or they'll think you're a nitwit, too large and they'll think you're a nerd. Don't worry if you're not interested in the subject, just tuck your phone in the middle to perve hot pics

Bonus points if you have a smoke machine you can set up for some atmospheric effect.

Then wait for the ladies (and some gents) to fall into your lap. FAF: Fascinating As Fuck

LvM"

I think you should put this as a sticky thread for all the guys who struggle to get a meet

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By *aryjWoman over a year ago

londin

"I saw something earlier that said:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

This would work for me, but how would you fascinate a woman?

Cheese & wine!

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By *arleyQuinnandTheJokerCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

Stay sober

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do the windmill thing.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I saw something earlier that said:

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese

This would work for me, but how would you fascinate a woman?

Cheese & wine! "

Now you’re talking

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Stay sober"

How would this work? Asking for a friend

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Do the windmill thing. "

I do like a windmill. They’re all the rage in Amsterdam

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

I was trying not to sound too excited

Cherry…. I think you might be a little bit excited

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do the windmill thing.

I do like a windmill. They’re all the rage in Amsterdam

Would definitely be on my daily to do list if I had one

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By *arleyQuinnandTheJokerCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"Stay sober

How would this work? Asking for a friend

"
good question, I just get sick of d*unk men

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Do the windmill thing.

I do like a windmill. They’re all the rage in Amsterdam

Would definitely be on my daily to do list if I had one

Oooh… get a list. They’re fascinating

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Stay sober

How would this work? Asking for a friend

good question, I just get sick of d*unk men"

Oh yes… d*unk men are the worst. I once turned up for a social and the guy was 3 sheets to the wind. He couldn’t even stand up straight. Not attractive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

I was trying not to sound too excited

Cherry…. I think you might be a little bit excited

Just a tiny bit, not overly excited

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Black Bomber please!

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Black Bomber please!"

What’s a black bomber? (I have a feeling I may regret asking this

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Black Bomber please!

What’s a black bomber? (I have a feeling I may regret asking this

Its a yummy delicious cheddar made by the Snowdonia Cheese Company!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh Ive seen this before, it is funny and quaint. Depends how big the bit of cheese. I might be fascinated by a whole wheel presented to me not just one nibbly corner on a cracker.

Wait.... have they drilled a hole in it and then they are swizzling it around on their dick

Cheesy helicopter?

New standard for cocks. Can you hula hoop a whole cheese?

Now I would love to see that!

cockmeat sandwich available for me to even consider attempting the above

You want the cockmeat?

I’m the provider. Choose a F friend to help you.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

I was trying not to sound too excited

Cherry…. I think you might be a little bit excited

Just a tiny bit, not overly excited

. I must try harder

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Black Bomber please!

What’s a black bomber? (I have a feeling I may regret asking this

)

Its a yummy delicious cheddar made by the Snowdonia Cheese Company!

Oh it’s amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flirt with her husband."

Get that cock cage on and sit in the corner do?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Black Bomber please!

What’s a black bomber? (I have a feeling I may regret asking this

)

Its a yummy delicious cheddar made by the Snowdonia Cheese Company!

Now that is fascinating! I will try to find some

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh Ive seen this before, it is funny and quaint. Depends how big the bit of cheese. I might be fascinated by a whole wheel presented to me not just one nibbly corner on a cracker.

Wait.... have they drilled a hole in it and then they are swizzling it around on their dick

Cheesy helicopter?

New standard for cocks. Can you hula hoop a whole cheese?

Now I would love to see that!

cockmeat sandwich available for me to even consider attempting the above

You want the cockmeat?

I’m the provider. Choose a F friend to help you. "

Ha ha ha ha…. Oh it’s like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

I was trying not to sound too excited

Cherry…. I think you might be a little bit excited

Just a tiny bit, not overly excited

. I must try harder

You don’t have to try really hard to get me all excited, I’m trying to contain myself

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

I was trying not to sound too excited

Cherry…. I think you might be a little bit excited

Just a tiny bit, not overly excited

. I must try harder

You don’t have to try really hard to get me all excited, I’m trying to contain myself

I shall contain you instead xxx

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

Tell her I’ve got cake

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Tell her I’ve got cake "

As long as you have actually got a cake… that will work

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By *appyharryhMan over a year ago

Burntwood

I heard you could fascinate a lady by getting one of those laser pointers and then shine it against the wall and she will chase it trying to catch it, keeps her entertained for hours. And then when she’s worn out throw her one of those fluffy mice filled with catnip…. Hang on, I think that might be how you fascinate cats

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I love old fashion gentleman who laid back and sweet

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Black Bomber please!

What’s a black bomber? (I have a feeling I may regret asking this

)

Its a yummy delicious cheddar made by the Snowdonia Cheese Company!

Oh it’s amazing"

Yes probably the very few cheeses a man can excite me over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

I was trying not to sound too excited

Cherry…. I think you might be a little bit excited

Just a tiny bit, not overly excited

. I must try harder

You don’t have to try really hard to get me all excited, I’m trying to contain myself

I shall contain you instead xxx"

Probably you have dainty hands that could not contain ALL of this

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I heard you could fascinate a lady by getting one of those laser pointers and then shine it against the wall and she will chase it trying to catch it, keeps her entertained for hours. And then when she’s worn out throw her one of those fluffy mice filled with catnip…. Hang on, I think that might be how you fascinate cats

I think you might have got them a bit confused

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I love old fashion gentleman who laid back and sweet"

Oh yes. Now gentleman are truly fascinating

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"How to fascinate me.

Enjoy drinking and chatting craft beer, be prepared to sit around in your pants, eating cheese and drinking port.

Dress up in sharp suits and chat up ladies in 20's style cocktail bars with me.

They both sound absolutely perfect

May I invite you for dinner and cocktails madam? I'll get my pinstripe 3 peice suit on and take you for a night on the town. Fine dinning and the finest port.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

I was trying not to sound too excited

Cherry…. I think you might be a little bit excited

Just a tiny bit, not overly excited

. I must try harder

You don’t have to try really hard to get me all excited, I’m trying to contain myself

I shall contain you instead xxx

Probably you have dainty hands that could not contain ALL of this

I’ll just work on the really important bits first and work my way around…. And I don’t just need hands

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

"Tell her I’ve got cake

As long as you have actually got a cake… that will work

Always got cake

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

I was trying not to sound too excited

Cherry…. I think you might be a little bit excited

Just a tiny bit, not overly excited

. I must try harder

You don’t have to try really hard to get me all excited, I’m trying to contain myself

I shall contain you instead xxx"

(Singing

We've cum a long, long way together,

On the carpet and the floor.

I'm gonna tie you tightly, baby,

I will contain you like a nuclear core.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"How to fascinate me.

Enjoy drinking and chatting craft beer, be prepared to sit around in your pants, eating cheese and drinking port.

Dress up in sharp suits and chat up ladies in 20's style cocktail bars with me.

They both sound absolutely perfect

May I invite you for dinner and cocktails madam? I'll get my pinstripe 3 peice suit on and take you for a night on the town. Fine dinning and the finest port."

That would be absolutely lovely thank you

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

When they said this is how you fascinate a pussy, think you might have missed the point

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Tell her I’ve got cake

As long as you have actually got a cake… that will work

Always got cake "

Great. You’ll be a proper fascination to the ladies then

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

I was trying not to sound too excited

Cherry…. I think you might be a little bit excited

Just a tiny bit, not overly excited

. I must try harder

You don’t have to try really hard to get me all excited, I’m trying to contain myself

I shall contain you instead xxx

(Singing

We've cum a long, long way together,

On the carpet and the floor.

I'm gonna tie you tightly, baby,

I will contain you like a nuclear core."

^^ are these the actual words?

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

"Tell her I’ve got cake

As long as you have actually got a cake… that will work

Always got cake

Great. You’ll be a proper fascination to the ladies then

And what would be madams choice of cake

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

So… does this only attract pigs? I’m truly fascinated

Now when I typed this I wondered if anyone would actually ask that question, and here's the answer, yes it does! Because, we are all in many ways we are all genetically related to pigs. Experiments have already been carried out on skin grafting pig skin on to humans, and cannibals had a word for ourselves which translates into, "Long pig" because, human flesh apparently tastes just like pork! Now with that in mind, let's here all the veggie crowd telling us that for these years although they have never fancied eating a pig, but they don't mind fucking one.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Tell her I’ve got cake

As long as you have actually got a cake… that will work

Always got cake

Great. You’ll be a proper fascination to the ladies then

And what would be madams choice of cake "

I do love a small slice of coffee and walnut cake, or perhaps some petit fours. Please and thank you

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

So… does this only attract pigs? I’m truly fascinated

Now THIS is fascinating…. If a little bit like Jeffrey Dahmer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

I was trying not to sound too excited

Cherry…. I think you might be a little bit excited

Just a tiny bit, not overly excited

. I must try harder

You don’t have to try really hard to get me all excited, I’m trying to contain myself

I shall contain you instead xxx

Probably you have dainty hands that could not contain ALL of this

I’ll just work on the really important bits first and work my way around…. And I don’t just need hands

It’s starting to sound like I’m going to be well spoiled as part of a delicious sandwich between you and Elephantis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I knew that, I probably wouldn't be here......

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

"Tell her I’ve got cake

As long as you have actually got a cake… that will work

Always got cake

Great. You’ll be a proper fascination to the ladies then

And what would be madams choice of cake

I do love a small slice of coffee and walnut cake, or perhaps some petit fours. Please and thank you

A large slice of coffee and walnut coming right up

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"If I knew that, I probably wouldn't be here......

I’m sure you must have some tricks up your sleeve?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Tell her I’ve got cake

As long as you have actually got a cake… that will work

Always got cake

Great. You’ll be a proper fascination to the ladies then

And what would be madams choice of cake

I do love a small slice of coffee and walnut cake, or perhaps some petit fours. Please and thank you

A large slice of coffee and walnut coming right up "

Thanks. I will pick at it like a lady… not really

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

I was trying not to sound too excited

Cherry…. I think you might be a little bit excited

Just a tiny bit, not overly excited

. I must try harder

You don’t have to try really hard to get me all excited, I’m trying to contain myself

I shall contain you instead xxx

Probably you have dainty hands that could not contain ALL of this

I’ll just work on the really important bits first and work my way around…. And I don’t just need hands

It’s starting to sound like I’m going to be well spoiled as part of a delicious sandwich between you and Elephantis

It could be arranged

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Baked golden cenarth, per when, perl las, Wookey hole aged cheddar

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

"Tell her I’ve got cake

As long as you have actually got a cake… that will work

Always got cake

Great. You’ll be a proper fascination to the ladies then

And what would be madams choice of cake

I do love a small slice of coffee and walnut cake, or perhaps some petit fours. Please and thank you

A large slice of coffee and walnut coming right up

Thanks. I will pick at it like a lady… not really

Just get it down your neck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

I was trying not to sound too excited

Cherry…. I think you might be a little bit excited

Just a tiny bit, not overly excited

. I must try harder

You don’t have to try really hard to get me all excited, I’m trying to contain myself

I shall contain you instead xxx

Probably you have dainty hands that could not contain ALL of this

I’ll just work on the really important bits first and work my way around…. And I don’t just need hands

It’s starting to sound like I’m going to be well spoiled as part of a delicious sandwich between you and Elephantis

It could be arranged

I can’t stress this enough

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Get a laser pointer and move the dot around the room. I'm easily fascinated.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Tell her I’ve got cake

As long as you have actually got a cake… that will work

Always got cake

Great. You’ll be a proper fascination to the ladies then

And what would be madams choice of cake

I do love a small slice of coffee and walnut cake, or perhaps some petit fours. Please and thank you

A large slice of coffee and walnut coming right up

Thanks. I will pick at it like a lady… not really

Just get it down your neck "

In my cakehole as it were

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

All this sounds fascinating

I’m not sure I’d say fascinating…. Exciting maybe

I was trying not to sound too excited

Cherry…. I think you might be a little bit excited

Just a tiny bit, not overly excited

. I must try harder

You don’t have to try really hard to get me all excited, I’m trying to contain myself

I shall contain you instead xxx

Probably you have dainty hands that could not contain ALL of this

I’ll just work on the really important bits first and work my way around…. And I don’t just need hands

It’s starting to sound like I’m going to be well spoiled as part of a delicious sandwich between you and Elephantis

It could be arranged

It could indeed. I'll bring plenty of isotonic drinks.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Get a laser pointer and move the dot around the room. I'm easily fascinated.

Oh I think there’s someone who can arrange this earlier in the thread

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Get a laser pointer and move the dot around the room. I'm easily fascinated.

You've turned into a cat

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

"Tell her I’ve got cake

As long as you have actually got a cake… that will work

Always got cake

Great. You’ll be a proper fascination to the ladies then

And what would be madams choice of cake

I do love a small slice of coffee and walnut cake, or perhaps some petit fours. Please and thank you

A large slice of coffee and walnut coming right up

Thanks. I will pick at it like a lady… not really

Just get it down your neck

In my cakehole as it were

"
leave room for seconds

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Tell her I’ve got cake

As long as you have actually got a cake… that will work

Always got cake

Great. You’ll be a proper fascination to the ladies then

And what would be madams choice of cake

I do love a small slice of coffee and walnut cake, or perhaps some petit fours. Please and thank you

A large slice of coffee and walnut coming right up

Thanks. I will pick at it like a lady… not really

Just get it down your neck

In my cakehole as it were

leave room for seconds"

Oh I’m always hungry

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Get a laser pointer and move the dot around the room. I'm easily fascinated.

You've turned into a cat

This cat likes cocktails.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not particularly keen on cheese

What?

Love cheese, but can I have a few grapes with mine please

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

I tend to beguile and fascinate them on the daily Nocturnal Thread. The Nocturnal' is like a Black Høle. Once she goes beyond the Event Horizon I find they are irrevocably fascinated and within my sensual grasp.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m not particularly keen on cheese

What?

Love cheese, but can I have a few grapes with mine please

Yes of course beautiful xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last word

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By *ittlebird OP Woman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I tend to beguile and fascinate them on the daily Nocturnal Thread. The Nocturnal' is like a Black Høle. Once she goes beyond the Event Horizon I find they are irrevocably fascinated and within my sensual grasp."

Oh darling Nero. You are the definition of fascinating

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