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What's the quickest way to annoy a British person

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

morning all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jump the queue!

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By *arkcrystalMan  over a year ago

Bristol

Fart in a lift

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Be American.

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Boil water in the microwave

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mention boat people

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

So many, but references to Santa would be one.

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By *rickie-dickieMan  over a year ago

South Durham

Be a foreigner named Johnny?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Que

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Arrive at a coastline in a dingy.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Marry into the royal family then make a documentary slagging it off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Follow them home after they colonise you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mention Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Milk first when making tea.

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By *arkcrystalMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"So many, but references to Santa would be one. "

Instead of father Christmas

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"So many, but references to Santa would be one.

Instead of father Christmas"

He isn't British

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Tell them your height in meters and centimetres

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you're English, quickest way is to speak French!

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Spell colour and flavour without the "u"

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Spell colour and flavour without the "u" "

That infuriates me in Wordle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pronounce aluminium & data incorrectly

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

Dare to be of a different class to the person you're interacting with.

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By *arkcrystalMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"So many, but references to Santa would be one.

Instead of father Christmas

He isn't British"

Who isn't

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Don't say please, thank you and sorry.

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Spell colour and flavour without the "u"

That infuriates me in Wordle"

Oh yes! It's a conspiracy to convert English into American.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not adhering to strict (unwritten) queue policy. You can fart on my fish and chips, but jump a queue and i will roll my eyes, nod knowingly at the guy behind me and tut so hard behind your back you'll wish you hadn't.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Call it soccer.

And post terrible fan chants on line.

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"So many, but references to Santa would be one.

Instead of father Christmas

He isn't British

Who isn't "

Father Christmas. So why insist he has a British name ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Say things like ........... Kin I get the small pasta and a beaker of water. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So many, but references to Santa would be one.

Instead of father Christmas

He isn't British

Who isn't

Father Christmas. So why insist he has a British name ?"

I'm not sure his country of birth is the key piece of information in this argument

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

A succinct answer.

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

Start chatting to a random stranger on the tube.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Using your regional word for a bread roll in another part of the country

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Using your regional word for a bread roll in another part of the country"

This is true .. I travelled up north and walked into a bakery as it was opening..

All I said was have you got your baps out yet , and they threw me out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Using your regional word for a bread roll in another part of the country

This is true .. I travelled up north and walked into a bakery as it was opening..

All I said was have you got your baps out yet , and they threw me out "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Using your regional word for a bread roll in another part of the country

This is true .. I travelled up north and walked into a bakery as it was opening..

All I said was have you got your baps out yet , and they threw me out "

Without even offering to give them a squeeze? Shameful

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By *nnasHammerCouple  over a year ago

The Upside Down

Ask a Welsh person if they’re from England.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Using your regional word for a bread roll in another part of the country

This is true .. I travelled up north and walked into a bakery as it was opening..

All I said was have you got your baps out yet , and they threw me out

Without even offering to give them a squeeze? Shameful "

Innit !! They got a right cob on

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By *arkcrystalMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"So many, but references to Santa would be one.

Instead of father Christmas

He isn't British

Who isn't

Father Christmas. So why insist he has a British name ?"

I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ask a Welsh person if they’re from England. "

Of cause they are , everyone know that

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By *nnasHammerCouple  over a year ago

The Upside Down


"Ask a Welsh person if they’re from England.

Of cause they are , everyone know that "

Haha! Seems that way. Lol

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

The only thing that really irks me is tea. It has to be a proper cup of Yorkshire tea

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"The only thing that really irks me is tea. It has to be a proper cup of Yorkshire tea "

Miles Tea is the superior tea

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"The only thing that really irks me is tea. It has to be a proper cup of Yorkshire tea

Miles Tea is the superior tea "

Ha ha ha…. See. And then it set me off

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Penalties will be our downfall. Sorry, that's England.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not be white

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By *az080378Woman  over a year ago

Cromer

Smile at them!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not be white"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Discuss jam or cream first on scones

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside

Stand really close to them in a queue

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By *ull English with teaMan  over a year ago

London

Don’t say thank you when someone holds the door open for you…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not be white"

So all British people are white ?

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By *tooveMan  over a year ago

belfast


"Not be white"

So non white British people don't like non white non British people?

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By *tooveMan  over a year ago

belfast


"Not be white "

Wee lefty trying to be smart but instead showing he's a bigot who thinks there are no non white British people.

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Don’t say thank you if someone holds the door open.

Gets right on my pip anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Talk loudly in a Cotswolds tea room

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By *lexV16Man  over a year ago

Welling


" morning all. "

Skip the queue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Milk before the teabag

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"Don’t say thank you if someone holds the door open.

Gets right on my pip anyway!"

Do you say a loud 'Thank you' as they walk past?!

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"Milk before the teabag "

A pot of tea is the best way.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Come on here and try to have a discussion without insulting or upsetting someone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No idea I'm Scottish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah but I’ll still put the tea first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vote labour.

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