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My secret confession
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heston Blumenthal gets more and more experimental
Instead of serving his snail porridge under a smoke infused cloche he now presents it on pussy lips"
Be very careful with the cutlery! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never marinated my vagina, but I have wrapped it in tinfoil and put it in the fridge, since nobody is eating it."
Vagina always tastes nicer the following morning. A bit like pizza!!
(Im not suggesting vagina tastes like pizza, by the way) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And today's special, slow marinated vagina stuffed with chipolata and sweetbreads with a side of beef curtains.
Don't think it will prove popular."
Yes please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice. "
The people in Swingers Chat are usually more into the sex chat stuff.
Hope you find what you're looking for.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice.
Hope you find what you're looking for.
Asda and Morrisons don't stock pussy juice. I will try Waitrose next."
The waitrose in Headingley does. |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice.
Hope you find what you're looking for.
Asda and Morrisons don't stock pussy juice. I will try Waitrose next."
Sold out I was in yesterday
No unicorn food either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice.
Hope you find what you're looking for.
Asda and Morrisons don't stock pussy juice. I will try Waitrose next."
Definitely a middle of aldi or lidl item |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice.
Hope you find what you're looking for.
Asda and Morrisons don't stock pussy juice. I will try Waitrose next.
The waitrose in Headingley does. "
I can absolutely believe that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice.
Hope you find what you're looking for.
Asda and Morrisons don't stock pussy juice. I will try Waitrose next.
Sold out I was in yesterday
No unicorn food either"
They ran out of cake??!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Steak bake and a marinated vagina doughnut please
Would you stuff the hole ?
Extra marinated vagina juice and a liberal load of man custard"
Gordon ramsay would be proud |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wtf is a marinated vagina
Is it nextgen I'm a Celebrity food, along the lines of kangaroo penis?
I would prefer to eat marinated vagina than a crocodile anus"
I'll put it away then.  |
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Lmfao this response is A* love it. btw I think the original guy was meaning fresh out the shower isn't the best but a few hours after... I do agree woman taste best slightly marinated too fresh is too bland. drop some sauce on it for the final touch  |
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