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away with the fairies

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My beautiful darling other half just came home d*unk from her xmas works party and demanded that i take her to Bristol zoo to see the fruit bats in the morning. then she fell over in the bedroom. she's asleep on the bedroom floor with a party hat on. leave her there all night?? answers on a postcard please!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

NO! Just guide her onto the bed lol and leave her, best all round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No help her into bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

don't be mean

put her to bed and make sure she is safe

may be advisable to fill her place on the floor with a bucket

just in case !

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By *coobyroo218Couple over a year ago

Guernsey

I say leave her there, mrs scoobs left me passed out on the bathroom floor last week after her works do lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if you cant Lift her onto the bed - throw the quilt over her ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwww bless .. Help her to bed and leave a sick bowl,glass of water and some asprin handy lol x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Take photos then help her into bed

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By *andd2Couple over a year ago

The Dungeon

"Take photos then help her into bed"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Forgot to add that if she is d*unk and out for the count - then safe thing is to - Put her in the recovery position..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aye take pics, lift skirt take more pics, recovery position with yer cock on her face for more pics....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Help her to bed, leave some water and paracetamol by the side of the bed. Draw all over her face, take photos and upload them to Facebook...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shave off an eyebrow and magic marker her forehead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

"Aye take pics, lift skirt take more pics, recovery position with yer cock on her face for more pics....

Hahaha

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

take pictures wth skirt up etc lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

You lot are horrible! Thank god I am single

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

"Take photos then help her into bed"

Thats what I think you you should do.

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"You lot are horrible! Thank god I am single

"
Was thinking that I am lucky my OH is kind and would not dream of doing that to me lol...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glad I'm single too lol x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Undress her and hide her clothes and make out she came home naked

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By *coobyroo218Couple over a year ago

Guernsey

"Undress her and hide her clothes and make out she came home naked

Thats the best one yet

but still do not forget the pics lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

update: shes in bed now snoring. apparently the girls are "all meeting to go to bristol zoo in the morning!". WTF have they been talking about? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guarantee your wife wakes up with a smile... use a magic marker on her mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"update: shes in bed now snoring. apparently the girls are "all meeting to go to bristol zoo in the morning!". WTF have they been talking about? lol "

Hell they have a way to travel. Anywhere near llantony priory?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A certain forum member may suggest ramming your cock in her mouth for a sloppy blow job

Personally I'd go for photos & Facebook

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shave eyebrows off and run a mile

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"update: shes in bed now snoring. apparently the girls are "all meeting to go to bristol zoo in the morning!". WTF have they been talking about? lol

Hell they have a way to travel. Anywhere near llantony priory?"

4 miles! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"shave eyebrows off and run a mile

why would u shave your eyebrows off and then run??????? lol

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just fuck off to the zoo on your own mate

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"update: shes in bed now snoring. apparently the girls are "all meeting to go to bristol zoo in the morning!". WTF have they been talking about? lol "

Fruitbats! Obviously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock one out in a condom, put the condom in her knicker gusset, express total outrage

Should ensure your Christmas is a pampered one

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