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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
Got myself all snug on my chair by the radiator.
Duvet under my legs, blanket over my legs, tucked in nicely.
Glass of Lucozade to aid recovery.
And I left my bloody advent calendar on the airer on the other side of the room 
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"Get one of those grabbers people use to pick up rubbish. Or I can lend you a small child that understands the word "fetch". They might want paying in chocolate though  "
Not enough chocolate to go round I'm afraid. I'd teach my dogs to fetch but they love a bit of chocolate. |
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over a year ago
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Every time i get snuggled +wrapped up one of my bloody cats starts bleating to be on the opposite side of the door... I am seriously considering getting a cat flap installed into the interior doors  |
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"Got myself all snug on my chair by the radiator.
Duvet under my legs, blanket over my legs, tucked in nicely.
Glass of Lucozade to aid recovery.
And I left my bloody advent calendar on the airer on the other side of the room
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you better get there quick before the choccy melts... |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"Got myself all snug on my chair by the radiator.
Duvet under my legs, blanket over my legs, tucked in nicely.
Glass of Lucozade to aid recovery.
And I left my bloody advent calendar on the airer on the other side of the room
you better get there quick before the choccy melts... "
It's a stand alone airer. I wouldn't be silly enough to leave chocolate near a radiator  |
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"I’ve just got in the bath and I need a wee
Is the toothbrush cup in reaching distance?
No, it’s ok. I managed to get most of it through the overflow hole."
You didn't get stuck did you? Although that's one way to get a whole load of firemen in your house  |
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"I’ve just got in the bath and I need a wee
Is the toothbrush cup in reaching distance?
No, it’s ok. I managed to get most of it through the overflow hole.
You didn't get stuck did you? Although that's one way to get a whole load of firemen in your house "
How big you think the overflow is?
Hang on… or how small you think my nob is!!
As a Sam I’m very familiar with firemen. |
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"I’ve just got in the bath and I need a wee
Is the toothbrush cup in reaching distance?
No, it’s ok. I managed to get most of it through the overflow hole.
You didn't get stuck did you? Although that's one way to get a whole load of firemen in your house
How big you think the overflow is?
Hang on… or how small you think my nob is!!
As a Sam I’m very familiar with firemen."
I don't know. Your penis and I have never been formerly introduced.
Being familiar with firemen must mean you have a very shiny helmet  |
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