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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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A one legged man in an arse kicking competition.

What other euphuisms amuse you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fart in a space suit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a chocolate tea pot, as a handbrake on a canoe, and a personal favourite one of mine, as much use as a bag of bollucks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

an Ashtray on a Ducati

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a chocolate tea pot, as a handbrake on a canoe, and a personal favourite one of mine, as much use as a bag of bollucks!"

i wanted to say chocolate tea pot! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About as much use as a chocolate fire guard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mad as a box of frogs

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By *lackboaWoman over a year ago

greenock

when someone is being a bit thick.....'its like talking to a bath full of bubbles'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when someone is being a bit thick.....'its like talking to a bath full of bubbles'"

no- sandwich short of a picnic x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

About as much use as knickers on a whore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she had a fanny like a yawning donkey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's so ugly he couldn't score in a barrel of fanny's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hes two cans short of a six pack.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A face like a bag of nails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A face like a melted welly.

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By *ackandkateCouple over a year ago

Truro

He's so thick, he makes two short planks look like a computer

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

as much use as a trap door in a canoe..

or tits on a fish..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As much use as a carrot in Scotland....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"As much use as a carrot in Scotland....

can they not bedeep fried then...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm so unlucky if i fell in a barrel of nipples i'd still come out sucking my thumb xx

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By *ackandkateCouple over a year ago

Truro

She got a fanny like a yawning donkey

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

As much use as the Pope's testicles

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"As much use as the Pope's testicles

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Back to bed, you and that's an order!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A limp wrist in a wanking competition

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"About as much use as knickers on a whore

In winter they wear them and pull em to one side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"About as much use as knickers on a whore

In winter they wear them and pull em to one side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Catflap in a submarine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"an Ashtray on a Ducati

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"As much use as the Pope's testicles

Back to bed, you and that's an order!!!

Just my last contribution before retiring for the night

Sleep well everyone xxx

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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Brilliant responses guys, but non of you seem to be the sharpest tool in the box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brilliant responses guys, but non of you seem to be the sharpest tool in the box

The sharpest tool in the box - is No use to Anyone Thats not as Bright as the Lights on a christmas Tree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The lights are on but no-ones home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The lift don't go to the top floor !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The lights are on but no-ones home

Awwwww... Ya not that bad....

And such delectable headlamps....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A tory at a food bank.

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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I fear some of you may be a sandwich short of a picnic

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