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So I've just shaved down south for the first time in about 2 months and it took like what seemed like forever while freezing in the shower 
Honestly I could have played golf with the hair ball that came out of the plug hole
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always do it every couple of weeks so it doesn't feel as itchy when it starts to grow back 
I would usually do it weekly but haven't been having sex or taking nudes recently so I let myself go"
Surely making your cock look bigger is reason enough  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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It's been... some time.
I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this. |
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"Always do it every couple of weeks so it doesn't feel as itchy when it starts to grow back
I would usually do it weekly but haven't been having sex or taking nudes recently so I let myself go
Surely making your cock look bigger is reason enough "
For self gratification? 
I'm just happy I can see it again without having to search through the bush |
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"It's been... some time.
I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this."
Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic?
Maybe a parrot or a elephant |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"It's been... some time.
I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this."
Is it festive topiary Meli |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I've just shaved down south for the first time in about 2 months and it took like what seemed like forever while freezing in the shower
Honestly I could have played golf with the hair ball that came out of the plug hole
Do you need to trim/shave? How long has it been for you? "
Just don't do it, bask in your glory, refuse to follow the bald gang |
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"It's been... some time.
I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this.
Is it festive topiary Meli"
That's a good point, it's has to be a snow flake or reindeer now |
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"So I've just shaved down south for the first time in about 2 months and it took like what seemed like forever while freezing in the shower
Honestly I could have played golf with the hair ball that came out of the plug hole
Do you need to trim/shave? How long has it been for you?
Just don't do it, bask in your glory, refuse to follow the bald gang "
I couldn't wait any longer, I'd usually just trim it down but I've gone full on shave for a change |
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"It's been... some time.
I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this.
Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic?
Maybe a parrot or a elephant "
I shaved mine into the shape of the cake from Alice in wonderland - says eat me and a big arrow to my impressive looking penis!!! |
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"It's been... some time.
I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this.
Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic?
Maybe a parrot or a elephant
I shaved mine into the shape of the cake from Alice in wonderland - says eat me and a big arrow to my impressive looking penis!!! "
If you said Chester I'd be impressed but now I'm slightly disappointed in you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just last week before then it had been a wee while
So a year? "
Nah don't be silly, could you imagine a whole year of not shaving, wouldn't even be touching myself. |
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"I knew _eli would be along…
Hey babycakes, didn't want to disappoint. If there's a thread on sex, cheese, books or hair, I'm there.
Missing the feeling of my prickly legs? "
Hello Mrs Tiggy-winkle. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"It's been... some time.
I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this.
Is it festive topiary Meli
That's a good point, it's has to be a snow flake or reindeer now "
Brilliant idea OP, make sure you're exfoliating, don't want any ingrown surprises come Christmas day. |
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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago
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D trim's everything fortnightly, ball's always smooth for my tongue #vestedinterest
Personally always trimmed, like to shave for meets and club's but he hates the few days after.. |
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"It's been... some time.
I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this.
Is it festive topiary Meli
That's a good point, it's has to be a snow flake or reindeer now
Brilliant idea OP, make sure you're exfoliating, don't want any ingrown surprises come Christmas day."
I do have them now and then, picture when it's done
Does rubbing myself with coconut oil count? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just last week before then it had been a wee while
So a year?
Nah don't be silly, could you imagine a whole year of not shaving, wouldn't even be touching myself.
Yes, it was called lockdown "
But you were allowed to touch yourself during lockdown |
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"D trim's everything fortnightly, ball's always smooth for my tongue #vestedinterest
Personally always trimmed, like to shave for meets and club's but he hates the few days after.."
The bristle stage can cause friction |
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"Just last week before then it had been a wee while
So a year?
Nah don't be silly, could you imagine a whole year of not shaving, wouldn't even be touching myself.
Yes, it was called lockdown
But you were allowed to touch yourself during lockdown "
And I did, I was just very hairy
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's been... some time.
I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this.
Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic?
Maybe a parrot or a elephant "
Christmas tree, surely |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"So I've just shaved down south for the first time in about 2 months and it took like what seemed like forever while freezing in the shower
Honestly I could have played golf with the hair ball that came out of the plug hole
Do you need to trim/shave? How long has it been for you?
Just don't do it, bask in your glory, refuse to follow the bald gang "
I don’t particularly like shaved skin on others so unlikely to shave myself!
Never shaved anything but my face. I think I’ve trimmed twice since joining fab, both times an ask ,,found it a bit rude but went along with it. Someone also sent me photos of mens beards I should grow  |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Just a trim seems like it's not as often like it's went dormant not sure if that's due to age or it's given up
I wish my would stop growing "
Well since they are hidden from the light maybe shock them by daylight anything possible  |
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"It's been... some time.
I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this.
Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic?
Maybe a parrot or a elephant
Christmas tree, surely"
My later comment was snowflake or reindeer |
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"It's been... some time.
I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this.
Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic?
Maybe a parrot or a elephant
Christmas tree, surely"
Mine smells of pine?? Would that work?? |
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"It's been... some time.
I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this.
Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic?
Maybe a parrot or a elephant
I shaved mine into the shape of the cake from Alice in wonderland - says eat me and a big arrow to my impressive looking penis!!!
If you said Chester I'd be impressed but now I'm slightly disappointed in you "
I actually feel like I’ve let you down |
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair.
I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes "
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I knew _eli would be along…
Hey babycakes, didn't want to disappoint. If there's a thread on sex, cheese, books or hair, I'm there.
Missing the feeling of my prickly legs?
Hello Mrs Tiggy-winkle."
Hey SH and GM 
(It's a step up from Frizz so I'm taking it) |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair.
I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days "
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing. |
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair.
I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing. "
Do you! A stencil would have been much less of a faff! |
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair.
I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing.
Do you! A stencil would have been much less of a faff!"
Because i have an eye for detail and absolutely no filters at times… if you had a heart in your ladypleasure allotment then made it into a heart shape and dyed it red given the anatomy in said area - wouldn’t it look like a broken heart?? The public have a right to know!! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair.
I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing.
Do you! A stencil would have been much less of a faff!"
Yes! Unused because my ex laughed at the idea.  Can't blame her really. Was your heart a bit better received? |
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair.
I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing.
Do you! A stencil would have been much less of a faff!
Yes! Unused because my ex laughed at the idea. Can't blame her really. Was your heart a bit better received? "
I think that was the time I answered the door when he got home from work in a skimpy little lingerie outfit and I’d made a nice dinner. Told him to relax on the sofa whilst I got it ready and he fell asleep. I put my pjs on and went to bed. So nah |
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair.
I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing.
Do you! A stencil would have been much less of a faff!
Yes! Unused because my ex laughed at the idea. Can't blame her really. Was your heart a bit better received?
I think that was the time I answered the door when he got home from work in a skimpy little lingerie outfit and I’d made a nice dinner. Told him to relax on the sofa whilst I got it ready and he fell asleep. I put my pjs on and went to bed. So nah "
Wtf - that’s criminal!!  |
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair.
I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing.
Do you! A stencil would have been much less of a faff!
Yes! Unused because my ex laughed at the idea. Can't blame her really. Was your heart a bit better received?
I think that was the time I answered the door when he got home from work in a skimpy little lingerie outfit and I’d made a nice dinner. Told him to relax on the sofa whilst I got it ready and he fell asleep. I put my pjs on and went to bed. So nah
Wtf - that’s criminal!! "
Haha. That’s marriage |
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair.
I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing.
Do you! A stencil would have been much less of a faff!
Yes! Unused because my ex laughed at the idea. Can't blame her really. Was your heart a bit better received?
I think that was the time I answered the door when he got home from work in a skimpy little lingerie outfit and I’d made a nice dinner. Told him to relax on the sofa whilst I got it ready and he fell asleep. I put my pjs on and went to bed. So nah
Wtf - that’s criminal!!
Haha. That’s marriage "
Id be having dessert first!!! Then see if you still want dinner? |
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"It's been... some time.
I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this.
Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic?
Maybe a parrot or a elephant
I shaved mine into the shape of the cake from Alice in wonderland - says eat me and a big arrow to my impressive looking penis!!!
If you said Chester I'd be impressed but now I'm slightly disappointed in you
I actually feel like I’ve let you down "
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