I always find these amusing, especially when they're asking for anyone who remmebers them to verify them when they have no pictures or anything else on their profile that would enable anyone to recognise them.

I'm sure half the prople who join fab think we're all psychic

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By *rettyflamingoWoman over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"'Will fill this in later' is a good one too."

And they have usually been on for over a year ?

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Because they’ve taken a break and they’re back after it.

I’m just going out on a limb on that assumption though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because they fancy a fuck or they need to feed their cat. Could be others reasons but this is my final answer

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"Because they’ve taken a break and they’re back after it.

I’m just going out on a limb on that assumption though "

Just couldn't stay away

Now back as a single man looking for women. If you knew me on my old profile please verify me

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By *ornLordMan over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"'Will fill this in later' is a good one too.

And they have usually been on for over a year ? "

Yup, got it in one.

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Because they've done it before and have come back for more. It's really not a complex code to crack.

Plus, some people see being on Fab with no meets in years as a red flag.

So when you first come back you acknowledge you've been away...

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By *uffolkcouple-bi only OP Couple over a year ago

West Suffolk

Yeah, of course they were verified on their old profile with lots of meets. I believe them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always find these amusing, especially when they're asking for anyone who remmebers them to verify them when they have no pictures or anything else on their profile that would enable anyone to recognise them.

I'm sure half the prople who join fab think we're all psychic"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I ask a sort of related question? Why do some people choose to hide their profile from everyone? Maybe there's an obvious reason that I'm missing but isn't this a site for finding sexual partners?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

And what about those people with stupid vegetable songs!? They must be a bit barking!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And the ones with Sydney University disclaimers

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Can I ask a sort of related question? Why do some people choose to hide their profile from everyone? Maybe there's an obvious reason that I'm missing but isn't this a site for finding sexual partners?"

So they don't get inundated with messages and can do their own search

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By *agerMorganMan over a year ago

Canvey Island

Two that stick out for me;

“Just message me” and “…”

The message one makes me laugh, if they can’t be bothered to put in some info, I’m not going to spend time writing a message out.

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

Back after being riddled with STD’s and covid - looking for a load of partners for unprotected Anal and blowjobs - some residual unsightly scarring on mybell end but assured its likely to not-be contagious any more DM me!!!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

We have it on ours basically because we left and came back, people then re verified us and know we've not just been here however long it says.

Mrs

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I think been watching spies like us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So everyone knows they recovered from the last argument they had while swinging and breaking each other's rules

Mrs C

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I had a 5 year break from my last profile, I had loads of verifications, but I doubted anyone would have remembered me, and I didn't want to use the same name as before because it was a fresh start, .that, and my ex was spying on me.

Having had to make a fresh start I can understand why some would want to get back into the swing of things quickly as it takes time to re-establish your bona fides.

Or could be that they are just lazy and can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a thought... If I noticed someone had deleted their profile, what would stop me being able to open a new account with a similar name (eg adding a 1 at the end) and saying 'back again, verify if we met before' and bagging some fake veris?

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By *au.LoaWoman over a year ago

Chichester

My profile is hidden periodically to catch up on messages, and currently because although there are many awesome people on here there are are also a few that never take no for an answer and one in particular likes to make new profiles and send very unconsensual messages and I need a break from it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because too many men assume that if a woman is online she wants sex right now and she's sat in a basque ready to get fucked, and they get pissed off when a woman turns down their kind offer of their cock.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Or when they are back and ask us 'Guess who's back'?

I dunno who?

Not once have I had a reply to that question

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

I'm back after a break since this morning. Will fillin later...

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By *ayHaychMan over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

I’ve been on and off fab for years. I have deleted my profile quite a few times. Sometimes bc of local dicks threatening to show my photos to others, and at other times just because fab felt too much. Saying I’m back let’s people know I’ve been here before.

At the same time if that is the only thing on their profile, then yeah they should probably add some more. Each to their own though

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Why do people think “back again after a break” is a good profile text? "

Definitely no shagging during Kit Kat time. (Desperately trying to avoid a joke about fingers….)

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