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By *aomilatte OP   Couple  over a year ago

Midlands

I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple  over a year ago

Midlands

Merry Christmas everyone!

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Merry Christmas everyone! "

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor"

Thanks for the warning… I saw a gang of people matching this description at my local park the other day so it’s obviously an organised ring

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By *rettyflamingoWoman  over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live


"I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor"

I suppose the blessing here is that he didn’t rob you! Maybe he was to embarrassed to hang around and say thank you ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hahaha this Really made ne smile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think you should Let It Go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor

Thanks for the warning… I saw a gang of people matching this description at my local park the other day so it’s obviously an organised ring"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now that is a 9/10 joke in my humble opinion.

T

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple  over a year ago

Midlands


"Now that is a 9/10 joke in my humble opinion.

T"

Wee wee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brilliant. Love it OP

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By *an4funMan  over a year ago

london


"I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor

I suppose the blessing here is that he didn’t rob you! Maybe he was to embarrassed to hang around and say thank you ? "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The ghost of a Facebook copy and paste from 2018 says hello

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By *ischiefManaged69Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor"

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor"

lol he fucking melted

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple  over a year ago

Midlands


"The ghost of a Facebook copy and paste from 2018 says hello "

Spoiler

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