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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Forget the Turkey ,and have Cream pie instead

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By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

I’m happy to supply a cocktail sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m happy to supply a cocktail sausage

A chipolata

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll supply a bird with all the trimmings

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By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"I’m happy to supply a cocktail sausage

A chipolata

On a good day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m happy to supply a cocktail sausage

A chipolata

On a good day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good stuffing all round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can provide a classy tart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd quite happily rub goose fat into someone's spuds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll just finish before everyone else and fall asleep like every year

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By *inballs99Man over a year ago

Blackheath

All I can offer are sprout farts,sorry

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By *eyeYCouple over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Y is definitely getting a good s.......!!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Merry Clit-mas.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

I'll have some orange glazed clit and chocolate and cream nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some balls and nob covered in chocolate so I can slowly lick it off

That's dessert sorted

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m going to have one of those foot long pigs in blankets

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m going to have one of those foot long pigs in blankets

Are you willing to share

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m going to have one of those foot long pigs in blankets

Are you willing to share

With you beautiful… any time

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I’m going to have one of those foot long pigs in blankets

Are you willing to share

With you beautiful… any time

I’ll make you 18” one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As long as we can snowball for dessert

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m going to have one of those foot long pigs in blankets

Are you willing to share

With you beautiful… any time

Your two kind

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m going to have one of those foot long pigs in blankets

Are you willing to share

With you beautiful… any time

I’ll make you 18” one"

I don’t want one modelled on Big Harold. Please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't wait to stick my tongue into some warm pudding on Christmas Day.

Hopefully the in-laws won't mind.

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