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15 ways to satisfy your woman
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". You know... Those gq articles...
Any experts care to profer.?
1 cake and 14 glasses Of wine!! 
14?!!!! You like your ladies comatose?  "
After 14 I get away with saying I look like George Clooney - before that im more Rosemary Clooney!! |
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Number 1
Take her shoe shopping and know your stuff
Know your courts from your plantforms
To you ankle boots to you thigh high boots to your over the knee boots |
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"Touch her skin lots
Provide chocolate/cake
Have eyes that she can drown in
Cook for her
Keep her warm
Listen to her when she speaks
Learn her body "
1/2 can stella and you can share my sausage - final offer!! |
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"Touch her skin lots
Provide chocolate/cake
Have eyes that she can drown in
Cook for her
Keep her warm
Listen to her when she speaks
Learn her body
1/2 can stella and you can share my sausage - final offer!! "
Is it a jumbo sausage?  |
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"Touch her skin lots
Provide chocolate/cake
Have eyes that she can drown in
Cook for her
Keep her warm
Listen to her when she speaks
Learn her body
1/2 can stella and you can share my sausage - final offer!!
Is it a jumbo sausage? "
Try before you buy madam - taste sensation guaranteed or your panties back!! |
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as long as at least 4 of them are essentially the same, 2 don't make sense, and 1 is as obvious as breathing is, then I think it will be a fine list that will entertain for whole seconds. |
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"as long as at least 4 of them are essentially the same, 2 don't make sense, and 1 is as obvious as breathing is, then I think it will be a fine list that will entertain for whole seconds."
Optimism!!! |
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Turn up when you say, bring craft beer, enjoy singing loudly and badly to rock music, sprawl on sofa talking bollocks, give her a cwtch. Don't fight her for the last Pringle, take her to the seaside to watch the waves.
Oh and fuck like it's the last night of your lives. |
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