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over a year ago
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20+ years ago I had a cooker with a glass lid to go over the hob. I had forgotten to turn off the hob and closed the glass lid. I was bending in front of the cooker to check food in the oven when there was a big bang and I had small pieces of hot glass cascade over me. Thankfully I wasn't injured but the lino on the floor around me melted as the glass landed.
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"Glass door of my mums cooker all over my legs a few years ago whilst I was stood next to it 
If cillit bang was used to clean it I've had customers have exactly the same experience "
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"20+ years ago I had a cooker with a glass lid to go over the hob. I had forgotten to turn off the hob and closed the glass lid. I was bending in front of the cooker to check food in the oven when there was a big bang and I had small pieces of hot glass cascade over me. Thankfully I wasn't injured but the lino on the floor around me melted as the glass landed.
NBVN x"
I'm still stuck in my head of you bending over...I'll get to the rest later. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!
What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?
(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)"
condom exploded inside her she provided it but it was well passed its sell by date..... Nothing untoward happened though for all the omg people |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!
What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?
(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)"
A car, a microwave oven, a TV and a gas BBQ.
Oh. And a firework. Looked like one of those huge cake style ones and there was what looked like a fuse on the side. So I lit it, thinking I had a fair few seconds to walk away.
Just as I turned round the whole thing went off. It wasn't a firework. It was a roll of Chinese firecrackers that hadn't been unwrapped.  
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By (user no longer on site)
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"20+ years ago I had a cooker with a glass lid to go over the hob. I had forgotten to turn off the hob and closed the glass lid. I was bending in front of the cooker to check food in the oven when there was a big bang and I had small pieces of hot glass cascade over me. Thankfully I wasn't injured but the lino on the floor around me melted as the glass landed.
NBVN x
I'm still stuck in my head of you bending over...I'll get to the rest later."
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I once put a glowing hot pyrex dish straight out of the oven into the sink to wash it,
the sink must have been wet and cold...
the dish shattered all around the kitchen!!!
Glad to say I wasn't hurt but the bang sure shook me up...!
And it took a lot of clearing up afterwards.
Won't make that mistake again.  |
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By *azza72Man
over a year ago
Leeds |
"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!
What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?
(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)"
Did it flood the plaice?  |
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"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!
What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?
(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)"
Jizz  |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
Was working in Houston many years ago. One night a few of us had just left the oil terminal and were having a beer inside the bar just outside the gate. There was a huge boom and the building literally shook. We all shot outside and saw that an oil storage tank had exploded and was in flames. Another couple went up soon after causing massive damage and home evacuations. Was a sobering thought that 15 minutes earlier we had been walking past the tanks that blew. |
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"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!
What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?
(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)"
I've stayed in that hotel, the aquarium was stunning |
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"Ah fuck, is this the radisson blue?
We stayed here about 5 years ago. It's a great spectacle. The rooms look out on to it. It's huge."
Shogun beat me to it, we had requested an aquarium facing room |
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"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!
What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?
(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)"
Probably something in the microwave...I know something very boring.
BTW you know snow/ice/cold play is part of foreplay right?
One advice column told me to have a bowl of ice and a cup of tea and alternate between the two while giving head.  |
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"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!
What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?
(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)
Probably something in the microwave...I know something very boring.
BTW you know snow/ice/cold play is part of foreplay right?
One advice column told me to have a bowl of ice and a cup of tea and alternate between the two while giving head. "
Well that sounds like fun! Ive used ice cubes before during foreplay. |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
In a chemistry lesson one day, the teacher was doing an experiment using gas syringes. Some reaction occurred and one of the plungers from the gas syringes shot across the room hit a water tap and completely disintegrated. If it hadn't hit the tap it would have gone through a window above the playground. The lab was on the first floor. |
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"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!
What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?
(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)
I've stayed in that hotel, the aquarium was stunning "
Fish Surprise is going to feature on the hotel restaurant menu for the next few weeks. |
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