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A beautiful Cock,,

By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Further on from a very out there and hilarious conversation at the Canteen table last night, where someone mentioned that someone else had a beautiful Cock and another lady asked is there such a thing,,

So ladies

Is there??

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By *utlongjohnMan over a year ago

Yes mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know about beautiful lol but some are more pleasing to the eye in my opinion x

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Further on from a very out there and hilarious conversation at the Canteen table last night, where someone mentioned that someone else had a beautiful Cock and another lady asked is there such a thing,,

So ladies

Is there?? "

Some are very desirable. Wouldn't say beautiful but certainly make me lick my lips.

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By *teve_Life_ModelMan over a year ago

South Leicestershire

I get some nice comments about mine

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By *he Randy ReverendMan over a year ago

Northampton

I'd say mine was lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No!!!

It's the most unattractive part of a guy.

It's floppy, it's hard, it twitches on its own, it leaks stuff, it's accompanied by 2 weird wrinkly sacks with hard balls in.

A cock on its own is not attractive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always told mines good looking

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"No!!!

It's the most unattractive part of a guy.

It's floppy, it's hard, it twitches on its own, it leaks stuff, it's accompanied by 2 weird wrinkly sacks with hard balls in.

A cock on its own is not attractive.

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"No!!!

It's the most unattractive part of a guy.

It's floppy, it's hard, it twitches on its own, it leaks stuff, it's accompanied by 2 weird wrinkly sacks with hard balls in.

A cock on its own is not attractive.

"
you left out Veiny,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No!!!

It's the most unattractive part of a guy.

It's floppy, it's hard, it twitches on its own, it leaks stuff, it's accompanied by 2 weird wrinkly sacks with hard balls in.

A cock on its own is not attractive.

you left out Veiny,

I forgot that part, it's been a while since I've seen one.

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"No!!!

It's the most unattractive part of a guy.

It's floppy, it's hard, it twitches on its own, it leaks stuff, it's accompanied by 2 weird wrinkly sacks with hard balls in.

A cock on its own is not attractive.

you left out Veiny,

I forgot that part, it's been a while since I've seen one."
ahh here, i seriously doubt that

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By *iPythonMan over a year ago

In my pants

"No!!!

It's the most unattractive part of a guy.

It's floppy, it's hard, it twitches on its own, it leaks stuff, it's accompanied by 2 weird wrinkly sacks with hard balls in.

A cock on its own is not attractive.

you left out Veiny,

I forgot that part, it's been a while since I've seen one."

RIP your inbox

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"No!!!

It's the most unattractive part of a guy.

It's floppy, it's hard, it twitches on its own, it leaks stuff, it's accompanied by 2 weird wrinkly sacks with hard balls in.

A cock on its own is not attractive.

you left out Veiny,

I forgot that part, it's been a while since I've seen one.

RIP your inbox "

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"No!!!

It's the most unattractive part of a guy.

It's floppy, it's hard, it twitches on its own, it leaks stuff, it's accompanied by 2 weird wrinkly sacks with hard balls in.

A cock on its own is not attractive.

you left out Veiny,

I forgot that part, it's been a while since I've seen one."

Quick, put your filters on.....

Winston

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yes

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By *ronmant16Man over a year ago

Sheffield

So ladies

Is there?? "

I have seen some nice looking ones on here and thankfully I have had some positive comments on my own however beauty is in the eye of the beholder so they say

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Yes "

straight to the point Nora, no beating about the bush with you,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes there sure is, some are mouthwatering good. Beautiful are the ones that make me squeal like a real gurl. Persons with a big dick (decent length + girth) with an abundance of stamina to go a good few hrs & repeat - deliciously good sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wouldn’t say beautiful

but there is most definitely a lust factor when

Your sucking on a big pole and it’s growing and growing

And your just inching to have the thing split you wide open but outside off that

I would say no

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Yes

straight to the point Nora, no beating about the bush with you,

Haha. You know me

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Yes

straight to the point Nora, no beating about the bush with you,

Haha. You know me

"
lol

And never change

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Yes.

I think so.

You can cocklust after a cock can't you? So easily. Obviously it's the person it's attached to who influences the beauty of it but...

There's the joy of seeing a rigid almost too hard cock, twitching in anticipation at the sight of you. The evident arousal of the precum steadily streaming out of an erection, the beauty in slowly licking the tip and tasting the sweetness. The tight, tautness of the balls as you're teasing the head and slowly stroking them.

I think a cock can be beautiful in appearance, I'll probably fall in love with your cock a few months before I fall in love with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine. It’s so nice I took a photo of it once.

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Yes.

I think so.

You can cocklust after a cock can't you? So easily. Obviously it's the person it's attached to who influences the beauty of it but...

I think a cock can be beautiful in appearance, I'll probably fall in love with your cock a few months before I fall in love with you. "

Bloody hell _eli, it's not even 8am woman.

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Yes.

I think so.

You can cocklust after a cock can't you? So easily. Obviously it's the person it's attached to who influences the beauty of it but...

I think a cock can be beautiful in appearance, I'll probably fall in love with your cock a few months before I fall in love with you. "

1,, (a almost 2 hard cock) is 2 gard a bad thing?

And 2 what if i didnt show you my cock for a few months, give me a chance to charm the pants off ya first,, then what

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By *tevecabra7Man over a year ago

cabra

I've been told I have a nice cock uncut smooth and tasty x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know about beautiful, but I was once told I had an aesthetically pleasing cock. Only the once mind. Still, I was happy to receive the compliment

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Before I met the Mr I'd have said no, there all ugly.

But I'm absolutely obsessed with his cock, it's amazing! However I've not looked at another and thought nice cock, it's always a turn off receiving a cock pic.

Mrs

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By *rincipessaWoman over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Oh god yes. Some just make my mouth water. There are some rather lovely ones right here on the forum. I may have been known to tell them that too

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Oh god yes. Some just make my mouth water. There are some rather lovely ones right here on the forum. I may have been known to tell them that too

are Gingers allowed to Fab other Gingers,, like i hope so, dont want to be the cause of the world ending or anything like that.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Yes.

I think so.

You can cocklust after a cock can't you? So easily. Obviously it's the person it's attached to who influences the beauty of it but...

I think a cock can be beautiful in appearance, I'll probably fall in love with your cock a few months before I fall in love with you.

Bloody hell _eli, it's not even 8am woman.

It's never too early for an Ode to Cock. But maybe today it is?

I'm sorry, don't know what came over me.

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Before I met the Mr I'd have said no, there all ugly.

But I'm absolutely obsessed with his cock, it's amazing! However I've not looked at another and thought nice cock, it's always a turn off receiving a cock pic.

Mrs "
i had partners tell ne the same thing about mine, but never been told its beautiful,, and as for Cock Pics, they should only ever be sent at a request,

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Yes.

I think so.

You can cocklust after a cock can't you? So easily. Obviously it's the person it's attached to who influences the beauty of it but...

I think a cock can be beautiful in appearance, I'll probably fall in love with your cock a few months before I fall in love with you.

Bloody hell _eli, it's not even 8am woman.

It's never too early for an Ode to Cock. But maybe today it is?

I'm sorry, don't know what came over me. "
dont Apologie,, about 20 fellas droped their phones after reading that

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Oh god yes. Some just make my mouth water. There are some rather lovely ones right here on the forum. I may have been known to tell them that too

*gets wang out

**clears inbox

***waits.......

Winston

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Oh god yes. Some just make my mouth water. There are some rather lovely ones right here on the forum. I may have been known to tell them that too

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Oh god yes. Some just make my mouth water. There are some rather lovely ones right here on the forum. I may have been known to tell them that too

*gets wang out

**clears inbox

***waits.......

Winston "

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Yes.

I think so.

You can cocklust after a cock can't you? So easily. Obviously it's the person it's attached to who influences the beauty of it but...

I think a cock can be beautiful in appearance, I'll probably fall in love with your cock a few months before I fall in love with you.

Bloody hell _eli, it's not even 8am woman.

It's never too early for an Ode to Cock. But maybe today it is?

I'm sorry, don't know what came over me. "

Oh no, no. No.no.

My new thing is ALWAYS listen to _eli

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By *ightpussyWoman over a year ago

Cornwall

Oh god yes, I've seen some gorgeous cocks. Gets me dripping just thinking about sucking and fucking a gorgeous cock...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There aren’t that many ...but ...saying that I’m seeing someone that has a beautiful cock ...and ...it fits perfectly..both ends lol...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beauty is in the eye of the bellend holder.

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Oh god yes, I've seen some gorgeous cocks. Gets me dripping just thinking about sucking and fucking a gorgeous cock..."

Jesus,,,

I should have asked this Question years ago,,

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"There aren’t that many ...but ...saying that I’m seeing someone that has a beautiful cock ...and ...it fits perfectly..both ends lol..."

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Beauty is in the eye of the bellend holder."
how big are your hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been told mine is

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Been told a few times mine is lovely

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By *ightpussyWoman over a year ago

Cornwall

"Oh god yes, I've seen some gorgeous cocks. Gets me dripping just thinking about sucking and fucking a gorgeous cock...

Jesus,,,

I should have asked this Question years ago,,

My dildo is now proving a disappointing start to the day...

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Anyone who answers no has clearly never seen Lorenzo VonMatterhorn's

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By *orthcoupleCouple over a year ago

Newcastle

Not a huge fan of the things visually, not the best thing to look at in a guy....... unless they are holding a Sky remote next to it then I am putty......

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Anyone who answers no has clearly never seen Lorenzo VonMatterhorn's

Hang on....

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Anyone who answers no has clearly never seen Lorenzo VonMatterhorn's

Hang on.... "

Bloody blurred out. The tease

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Anyone who answers no has clearly never seen Lorenzo VonMatterhorn's

Hang on....

Bloody blurred out. The tease "

...I've been saying this for YEARS, that bastard!!

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Anyone who answers no has clearly never seen Lorenzo VonMatterhorn's

Hang on....

Bloody blurred out. The tease

...I've been saying this for YEARS, that bastard!!"

Wanna start a petition?

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"Anyone who answers no has clearly never seen Lorenzo VonMatterhorn's

The rest of him is pretty damn delicious but there is something wrong with his cock....it's really blurry. He should get that seen to

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

So ladies

Is there??

Some are very desirable. Wouldn't say beautiful but certainly make me lick my lips."
lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They’re not the nicest things to look at so I wouldn’t say beautiful, although I have seen pictures and thought, oh that’s a nice one. More desirable than beautiful I’d say

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By *hyguy469Man over a year ago

BROMSGROVE

I have been told mine's a good looking cock when hard lol

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

I prefer “magnificent” but I’ll take beautiful

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

Mine is beautiful

as it comes with not only a pair of bollocks but a pair of boobs up top

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Anyone who answers no has clearly never seen Lorenzo VonMatterhorn's

Hang on....

Bloody blurred out. The tease

...I've been saying this for YEARS, that bastard!!

Wanna start a petition?"

I got him to unblur it once for the good of humanity. I think the forum thread was called "a magnificent cock". Maybe I should resurrect it - or start a new one

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By *avelovesfeetMan over a year ago

Kettering

Feel free to rate mine

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

So ladies

Is there?? "

Yes for sure but only seen and sucked one once

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I do on an annual basis, best cock competition but alack sexy cocks are different from being a beautiful cock.

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By *94meeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Mine has its good and it's bad days!

Don't we all

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Anyone who answers no has clearly never seen Lorenzo VonMatterhorn's

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Some are more aesthetically pleasing to me than others.

I will not give them horrible names, like people do with labia.

Like most things in life, we each have a penis shape/size/texture etc that we like. What I like someone else might not.

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By *aked_magicMan over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)

From the perspective of a bi guy who is also a nudist - yes there is such a thing. Sometimes you see a guy naked and you just think "damn thats a gorgeous cock" not every guy, but it does happen, sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prepared to offer mine up for scrutiny.

Pics in my gallery, fab if you like it

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I am completely dickmatised by some cocks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock watching post

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By *unknSoulCouple over a year ago

dumfries-ish

Got a pretty one here

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I am completely dickmatised by some cocks.

Dickmatised? As in hipnotised? Or traumatised? Or either, depending on the cock?

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By *moothshaftMan over a year ago

Coventry

I can't say mine is beautiful. But if you like old veiny cocks, I'm all yours!

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By *94meeMan over a year ago

Manchester

They are defo better to look at when hard.

No one looks at an elephant and thinks fworrr!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course there is

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By *94meeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Of course there is

Haha...you know what. You Might be right! Lol

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

They are awesome! Just like mini people. They all have their own little traits, all the same but different.

Some are more pleasing on the eye than others.

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By *orthampton jamesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Feel free too give me a honest review

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By *tsbudahMan over a year ago

ely

i think i have the best one around lol

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I am completely dickmatised by some cocks.

"
lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So ladies

Is there?? "

Definitely both beautiful and ugly. Just like any other part of the body. Would say the same for pussies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i think i have the best one around lol

Hard to say, we need more evidence..

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

So ladies

Is there??

Definitely both beautiful and ugly. Just like any other part of the body. Would say the same for pussies. "
couldn't agree more,

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"i think i have the best one around lol

Its ok but doesn't really stand to attention in your photos

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

Dylan Moran memorably described it as looking like a deep-sea fish that had eaten its own arse. Someone else said male genitalia was like a set of hairy bagpipes.

Mine is a reasonable size, smooth (in shape, I mean), works, etc. It's fine. It's functional. But beautiful? No.

Mind you, I am ridiculously straight, so I'm not really the target market, and opinions may vary.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Feel free too give me a honest review

Needs much better photos. As it looks small and not so hard

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By *assie101Woman over a year ago

Kent

Hell yeah

They can be absolutely gorgeous. Mouthwateringly so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i think i have the best one around lol

Its ok but doesn't really stand to attention in your photos "

Mine does

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve been told that mine is gorgeous.

Granted mostly by men I don’t fancy, but hey, I’ll take it.

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Hell yeah

They can be absolutely gorgeous. Mouthwateringly so"
lol calm down there missus,

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By *elpful and caringMan over a year ago

Scarborough

Mine is beautiful it’s such a shame I’m not flexible enough to suck it!

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Feel free too give me a honest review

Needs much better photos. As it looks small and not so hard"
oooouch

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I know someone on here has a beautiful one; but he won't let me see it

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I know someone on here has a beautiful one; but he won't let me see it

Yes I will

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I know someone on here has a beautiful one; but he won't let me see it

"
did you ask nicely Nanna?

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I am completely dickmatised by some cocks.

Dickmatised? As in hipnotised? Or traumatised? Or either, depending on the cock?"

Hypmatised [sic] by a dick. It's a portmanteau.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I know someone on here has a beautiful one; but he won't let me see it

did you ask nicely Nanna? "

I've asked, hinted, sent a carrier pigeon.

He wants me to beg

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I'd say mine was lol"

I would say it's more sexy than beautiful

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By *ndrew999Man over a year ago

Cumbria area

Check out my cock please xx

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Feel free too give me a honest review

Needs much better photos. As it looks small and not so hard oooouch

He did ask? Sorry. I try to behave myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say mine was lol

I would say it's more sexy than beautiful "

Most kind. Sexy will do me, lol

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Check out my cock please xx"

Again not really clear. I get a good sight of someone's boobs but that's really it. It looks ok i guess from the blurred pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know someone on here has a beautiful one; but he won't let me see it

did you ask nicely Nanna?

I've asked, hinted, sent a carrier pigeon.

He wants me to beg

Send a foof pic to start the flow

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I'd say mine was lol

I would say it's more sexy than beautiful

Most kind. Sexy will do me, lol"

Sorry i wasn't referring to you. Some other guy who commented yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Check out my cock please xx

Again not really clear. I get a good sight of someone's boobs but that's really it. It looks ok i guess from the blurred pic "

The boobs are really nice though

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

I wouldn't use beautiful on mine

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I wouldn't use beautiful on mine

"
there are creams for that pal

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By *itty_gizmoCouple over a year ago

Mordor

Some are definitely more desirable than others!

I've never been one to make direct eye contact with them but have recently started really appreciating Gizmos visually rather than just physically

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I know someone on here has a beautiful one; but he won't let me see it

did you ask nicely Nanna?

I've asked, hinted, sent a carrier pigeon.

He wants me to beg

"
lol,

Pigeons are Soo last century, its all about Crows now, thank Jon Snow,

Now if he still playing hard ball, come back to me,, ill let you see mine

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd say mine was lol

I would say it's more sexy than beautiful

Most kind. Sexy will do me, lol

Sorry i wasn't referring to you. Some other guy who commented yesterday "

Now if you’d be kind enough to review mine, I’ve been asked to provide a pen picture for

Penis Monthly the best selling cock appreciation periodical.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

There most definitely are beautiful cocks. Some just have everything needed to wow, in abundance

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Oh god yes. Some just make my mouth water. There are some rather lovely ones right here on the forum. I may have been known to tell them that too

*gets wang out

**clears inbox

***waits.......

Winston

Inbox is broken. Clearly.....

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say mine was lol

I would say it's more sexy than beautiful

Most kind. Sexy will do me, lol

Sorry i wasn't referring to you. Some other guy who commented yesterday "

Bugger!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

One girl here called my cock ‘a work of art’. Mind you, she’s left the site completely now so that clearly didn’t end well.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman over a year ago

Newcastle

They can be beautiful if they’re attached to someone you’re attracted to

I don’t find any cock a turn on on its own until I get to know the person better.

However, some cocks are definitely better looking than others

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you people actually seen a cock?

They are not pretty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tend to wash mine in the dark so I don't have to see it. I got the idea from every woman I've ever slept with seeing me naked and then suggesting we turn the lights out...??

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By *rincipessaWoman over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

"Oh god yes. Some just make my mouth water. There are some rather lovely ones right here on the forum. I may have been known to tell them that too

Don’t you just

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By *rincipessaWoman over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

"I know someone on here has a beautiful one; but he won't let me see it

did you ask nicely Nanna?

I've asked, hinted, sent a carrier pigeon.

He wants me to beg

Send a foof pic to start the flow"

I think the thread about starting the flow was yesterday

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I know someone on here has a beautiful one; but he won't let me see it

did you ask nicely Nanna?

I've asked, hinted, sent a carrier pigeon.

He wants me to beg

Send a foof pic to start the flow

I think the thread about starting the flow was yesterday

"
lol

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Have you people actually seen a cock?

They are not pretty.

"
yet fill you with joy,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More desireable

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

Anyone mentioned carrick yet??? His is a fine specimen and looks legitimate

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I think the thread about starting the flow was yesterday

I actually laughed out loud at that, here.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Have you people actually seen a cock?

They are not pretty.

Some cocks are definitely prettier than some faces.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know someone on here has a beautiful one; but he won't let me see it

did you ask nicely Nanna?

I've asked, hinted, sent a carrier pigeon.

He wants me to beg

Send a foof pic to start the flow

I think the thread about starting the flow was yesterday

What I missed a flow thread.. link please

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Have you people actually seen a cock?

They are not pretty.

Some cocks are definitely prettier than some faces.

That reminds me of the classic put down.

If I had a face like yours, I’d stand on my hands and teach my arse to speak.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Have you people actually seen a cock?

They are not pretty.

Some cocks are definitely prettier than some faces.

I get it constantly in my inbox. Such a shame but i need to be attracted to the face too

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I know someone on here has a beautiful one; but he won't let me see it

did you ask nicely Nanna?

I've asked, hinted, sent a carrier pigeon.

He wants me to beg

Send a foof pic to start the flow

I think the thread about starting the flow was yesterday

Principessa for the benefit of the audience at home, could you give my tallywhacker a description.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

There are some particularly beautiful ones here OP. Some on the other hand remind me of a Cumberland sausage or a chipolata. And not in a good way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s the educated arse behind it that makes it look beautiful

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Have you people actually seen a cock?

They are not pretty.

Some cocks are definitely prettier than some faces.

I get it constantly in my inbox. Such a shame but i need to be attracted to the face too"

It's the Fab conundrum.

What's worse?

Getting a nice cock pic in your inbox and then finding out the face looks like it's just done 10 rounds with Tyson before falling face first off the Empire State Building into a wood chipper......

Or getting a Tom Hardy/Henry Cavill/Ryan Reynolds lookalike face pic sent to you and then when he drops the cock shot on you you're convinced it's actually a photo of a sea slug dissolving in a salt solution.

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Wouldn’t really describe a cock as beautiful without laughing

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"There are some particularly beautiful ones here OP. Some on the other hand remind me of a Cumberland sausage or a chipolata. And not in a good way

"
ohhh jesus,

They cant be that bad, surely,

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Wouldn’t really describe a cock as beautiful without laughing"
nothing wrong with some humour,,

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"There are some particularly beautiful ones here OP. Some on the other hand remind me of a Cumberland sausage or a chipolata. And not in a good way

ohhh jesus,

They cant be that bad, surely,

Some definitely are. Put me right off my mixed grill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wouldn’t really describe a cock as beautiful without laughing"

For the love of God don't laugh at it!!!!

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Have you people actually seen a cock?

They are not pretty.

Some cocks are definitely prettier than some faces.

I get it constantly in my inbox. Such a shame but i need to be attracted to the face too"

But what if he has a spectacular cock and a face like a bag full of spanners, or,,

A mangled meat sausage with a face worth sitting on??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cock beautiful?

Nope the only like that maybe beautiful about a cock is the man it's attached to

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"There are some particularly beautiful ones here OP. Some on the other hand remind me of a Cumberland sausage or a chipolata. And not in a good way

ohhh jesus,

They cant be that bad, surely,

Some definitely are. Put me right off my mixed grill

"
ahhh lol

Must be bad if its turning off a meat fest,, glad im not seeing what you see so lol

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By *amantha_JadeWoman over a year ago

Newcastle

"Have you people actually seen a cock?

They are not pretty.

Some cocks are definitely prettier than some faces.

I get it constantly in my inbox. Such a shame but i need to be attracted to the face too

It's the Fab conundrum.

What's worse?

Getting a nice cock pic in your inbox and then finding out the face looks like it's just done 10 rounds with Tyson before falling face first off the Empire State Building into a wood chipper......

A sea slug

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"There are some particularly beautiful ones here OP. Some on the other hand remind me of a Cumberland sausage or a chipolata. And not in a good way

ohhh jesus,

They cant be that bad, surely,

Some definitely are. Put me right off my mixed grill

ahhh lol

Must be bad if its turning off a meat fest,, glad im not seeing what you see so lol"

That’s fine. I’ll save the very worst ones for you and send them over. I’m sure you’ll love them

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Well, I don’t like to drag…….

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Well, I don’t like to drag…….

Rex. You know your cock is stunning… just waiting on your new pics now

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Well, I don’t like to drag…….

Rex. You know your cock is stunning… just waiting on your new pics now

With or without foreskin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock is cock

Just like sugar puff is sugar puff

It’s about the people behind the sugar puffs and cocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy to receive constructive criticism of mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gordon Ramsey is quite handsome.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Well, I don’t like to drag…….

Rex. You know your cock is stunning… just waiting on your new pics now

With or without foreskin?

Either / Or but pretty please can I have some pre-cum?

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"There are some particularly beautiful ones here OP. Some on the other hand remind me of a Cumberland sausage or a chipolata. And not in a good way

ohhh jesus,

They cant be that bad, surely,

just make sure its not at or right after dinner time,, please

Some definitely are. Put me right off my mixed grill

ahhh lol

Must be bad if its turning off a meat fest,, glad im not seeing what you see so lol

That’s fine. I’ll save the very worst ones for you and send them over. I’m sure you’ll love them

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Anyone who answers no has clearly never seen Lorenzo VonMatterhorn's

Hang on....

Bloody blurred out. The tease "
prixelated ?

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By *amesBeelzebubMan over a year ago

norwich

Is this like The ugly duckling

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Mine looks lovely after I've given him a pamper and dress him with a very small set of lingerie and a pink tutu

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

I have seen but a few on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to think mines pleasing on the eye plus it smells and tastes great ..apparently

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By *ubforspanksMan over a year ago

Sefton

I've had a few compliments all good so far

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

had some nice compliments,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh yeah there is definately such a thing, I can suffer from cock fog if I am witness to such a beauty.

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By *rincipessaWoman over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

"I know someone on here has a beautiful one; but he won't let me see it

did you ask nicely Nanna?

I've asked, hinted, sent a carrier pigeon.

He wants me to beg

Send a foof pic to start the flow

I think the thread about starting the flow was yesterday

Principessa for the benefit of the audience at home, could you give my tallywhacker a description.

I can indeed. It is rather handsome, smooth, silky looking. The kind that makes you want to take it in your mouth

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By *illie fitMan over a year ago

Bournemouth

I gotta say I’m rather pleased with mine

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Anyone who answers no has clearly never seen Lorenzo VonMatterhorn's

Hang on....

Bloody blurred out. The tease

...I've been saying this for YEARS, that bastard!!

Wanna start a petition?

I got him to unblur it once for the good of humanity. I think the forum thread was called "a magnificent cock". Maybe I should resurrect it - or start a new one

Maybe???

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Oh yeah there is definately such a thing, I can suffer from cock fog if I am witness to such a beauty.

Cockfog. Stealing that, thanks

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

I’ve just spent way too long checking out cocks on this thread.

I need to get out more

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

"I’ve just spent way too long checking out cocks on this thread.

I need to get out more

"
a full time cock checker good rates of pay

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

My other half is a bit of a connoisseur. She'll often give her opinion when she see's a beautiful looking cock. Also not all balls are equal (apparently). She's very happy with what I have and I trust her expert opinion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope…. A cock is a cock

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Oh yeah there is definately such a thing, I can suffer from cock fog if I am witness to such a beauty.

Cock Fog

Brilliant

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh yeah there is definately such a thing, I can suffer from cock fog if I am witness to such a beauty.

Cock Fog

Brilliant "

I’m stealing cock fog too… it’s very intoxicating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vive le cul sec

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Oh yeah there is definately such a thing, I can suffer from cock fog if I am witness to such a beauty.

Cock Fog

Brilliant

I’m stealing cock fog too… it’s very intoxicating

thats allowed

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

My cock is beautiful

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Oh for sure there are some I would call that

Tinder x

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By *aybail-238Couple over a year ago

hartlepool

I wouldn’t mind a rating

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I wouldn’t mind a rating

"
does it work??

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Did I win?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last word

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Oh no its not

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

I win

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