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I've been making up hampers and my living room is COVERED in little bits of packing straw. I can say I've decorated it as a manger rather than hoover for the millionth time, right?
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"If I stop looking at your tits I will be able to focus on cooking the turkey breast. But I can't stop. I hope that was a useful tip."
Why do turkey's even have breasts? They don't lactate or breast-feed their young. |
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"If I stop looking at your tits I will be able to focus on cooking the turkey breast. But I can't stop. I hope that was a useful tip."
Wait, so you're telling me that we can use boobs* to distract people?! Who. Fucking. Knew?!
*I'm pretty sure every other bit of you would also work!! |
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