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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear miss chrissshhmas
Tough titty you have been a bad girl this year. Have a satsuma  "
Wtf! You shouldn't even be awake yet go back to sleep and let me live my dream  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Dear miss chrissshhmas
Tough titty you have been a bad girl this year. Have a satsuma
Wtf! You shouldn't even be awake yet go back to sleep and let me live my dream "
Don't you just hate it when you hear knock knock - Housekeeper !
SOD off I'm sleeping  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Dear miss chrissshhmas
Tough titty you have been a bad girl this year. Have a satsuma
My goodness Ryan when did you change your pic?? Verrrrry nice!  "
Thanks I needed to lose the beard  |
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"Dear miss chrissshhmas
Tough titty you have been a bad girl this year. Have a satsuma
My goodness Ryan when did you change your pic?? Verrrrry nice!
Thanks I needed to lose the beard "
Mmmmm... Well it's put a smile on mt face xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just had to go on your profile to see the picture ( now I need a wash) as the small pic looks like an angel that sits on top a christmas tree is giving you a blowy!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Just had to go on your profile to see the picture ( now I need a wash) as the small pic looks like an angel that sits on top a christmas tree is giving you a blowy!! "
I noticed you drop by my profile several times a day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just had to go on your profile to see the picture ( now I need a wash) as the small pic looks like an angel that sits on top a christmas tree is giving you a blowy!!
I noticed you drop by my profile several times a day "
Now are you as excited as I am that it is mad Friday my fellow d*unk!!! |
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"Just had to go on your profile to see the picture ( now I need a wash) as the small pic looks like an angel that sits on top a christmas tree is giving you a blowy!!
I noticed you drop by my profile several times a day
Now are you as excited as I am that it is mad Friday my fellow d*unk!!! "
Just looked at your profile and had to commend you for the use of the word tallywhacker.. Always makes me chuckle xx |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Just had to go on your profile to see the picture ( now I need a wash) as the small pic looks like an angel that sits on top a christmas tree is giving you a blowy!!
I noticed you drop by my profile several times a day
Now are you as excited as I am that it is mad Friday my fellow d*unk!!! "
I can't be doing anymore drinking for a couple of days.
Even my turds are pickled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear miss chrissshhmas
Tough titty you have been a bad girl this year. Have a satsuma
Wtf! You shouldn't even be awake yet go back to sleep and let me live my dream
Don't you just hate it when you hear knock knock - Housekeeper !
SOD off I'm sleeping "
Ahem 'sleeping' !? Hands off cock and don socks my lovely! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan? Profile picture ...exactly what is it? 
It's my festive baubles David
Blooming attention seeker
It's a crackerrrrrr!! "
You read the little joke inside it....
Oh hang on..... We need to pull it first!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan? Profile picture ...exactly what is it?
It's my festive baubles David
Blooming attention seeker
It's a crackerrrrrr!!
You read the little joke inside it....
Oh hang on..... We need to pull it first!! "
Fizz, pop - rubbish, cheap prize inside - made of plastic too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan? Profile picture ...exactly what is it?
It's my festive baubles David
Blooming attention seeker
It's a crackerrrrrr!!
You read the little joke inside it....
Oh hang on..... We need to pull it first!!
Fizz, pop - rubbish, cheap prize inside - made of plastic too! "
It's not very big either!! Um feel a bit deflated now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey Sshhh do you see what they are doing to your thread?
Bloody hijackers ! Don't stand for it "
I'm guilty of hijacking too so feel free! Plus I just got the last megazord in Argos so nothing can kill my mood! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Hey Sshhh do you see what they are doing to your thread?
Bloody hijackers ! Don't stand for it
I'm guilty of hijacking too so feel free! Plus I just got the last megazord in Argos so nothing can kill my mood!"
Do Argos sell big crackers? Apparently I need a more substantial toy |
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"Hey Sshhh do you see what they are doing to your thread?
Bloody hijackers ! Don't stand for it
I'm guilty of hijacking too so feel free! Plus I just got the last megazord in Argos so nothing can kill my mood!
Do Argos sell big crackers? Apparently I need a more substantial toy "
You could always ask Bernie the Bolt for one....!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Sshhh do you see what they are doing to your thread?
Bloody hijackers ! Don't stand for it
I'm guilty of hijacking too so feel free! Plus I just got the last megazord in Argos so nothing can kill my mood!
Do Argos sell big crackers? Apparently I need a more substantial toy "
On that doesn't break when first played with you know how heavy handed they can be! No finness some of them! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Hey Sshhh do you see what they are doing to your thread?
Bloody hijackers ! Don't stand for it
I'm guilty of hijacking too so feel free! Plus I just got the last megazord in Argos so nothing can kill my mood!
Do Argos sell big crackers? Apparently I need a more substantial toy
You could always ask Bernie the Bolt for one....!? "
Bernard is no longer capable of providing anything. He was buggered by a very butch looking chambermaid before doing the walk of shame |
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"Hey Sshhh do you see what they are doing to your thread?
Bloody hijackers ! Don't stand for it
I'm guilty of hijacking too so feel free! Plus I just got the last megazord in Argos so nothing can kill my mood!
Do Argos sell big crackers? Apparently I need a more substantial toy
You could always ask Bernie the Bolt for one....!?
Bernard is no longer capable of providing anything. He was buggered by a very butch looking chambermaid before doing the walk of shame "
I was wondering why you wanted that French maid outfit I saw you buying....!  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Hey Sshhh do you see what they are doing to your thread?
Bloody hijackers ! Don't stand for it
I'm guilty of hijacking too so feel free! Plus I just got the last megazord in Argos so nothing can kill my mood!
Do Argos sell big crackers? Apparently I need a more substantial toy
You could always ask Bernie the Bolt for one....!?
Bernard is no longer capable of providing anything. He was buggered by a very butch looking chambermaid before doing the walk of shame
I was wondering why you wanted that French maid outfit I saw you buying....! "
Who's ya daddy oops am I allowed to say that lol |
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