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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...that's MY fookin cock!
It so looked like my own cock but I knew it couldn't be cos I didn't know the girl who's mouth it was about to go into and I'd NEVER buy a pair of stripey boxer shorts.
But it so looked like my cock.
Have you ever seen anyone else's 'bits' and thought it looked like your own?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...that's MY fookin cock!
It so looked like my own cock but I knew it couldn't be cos I didn't know the girl who's mouth it was about to go into and I'd NEVER buy a pair of stripey boxer shorts.
But it so looked like my cock.
Have you ever seen anyone else's 'bits' and thought it looked like your own? "
Did someone less fortunate borrow it when you were sleeping?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...that's MY fookin cock!
It so looked like my own cock but I knew it couldn't be cos I didn't know the girl who's mouth it was about to go into and I'd NEVER buy a pair of stripey boxer shorts.
But it so looked like my cock.
Have you ever seen anyone else's 'bits' and thought it looked like your own? "
Oooops sorry Wishy, thought I got it back to you in time for you not to get suspicious  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ur right .. ive just seen the same pic and it WAS ur cock !!
what shocked me was ... it was my mouth !!
this is some kind of conspiracy !"
Did you BJ me when I wasn't looking? FFS! Can't leave a cock anywhere now without some rampant bitch jumping on it!!   |
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Wandering cock syndrome unless I'm mistaken there. It's a kind of bizarre sleep walking where your cock seeks out moist and warm locations in the night while you sleep. There are support groups online for this... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wandering cock syndrome unless I'm mistaken there. It's a kind of bizarre sleep walking where your cock seeks out moist and warm locations in the night while you sleep. There are support groups online for this..."
I know, it's at www.wheresmecockgone.com |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you sure someone didn't sneak in and use one of those 'clone a willy' kits on you in your sleep?  "
Siren's a very light sleeper, she'd have woken up and seen if anyone had my john thomas in a jar full of rubber compound. Come to think of it, she'd have fookin assisted! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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They have a mind of thier own, poor woman innocently bends over and wham, pussy full of wandering cock before she can say, its beginning to look alot like christmas. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"They have a mind of thier own, poor woman innocently bends over and wham, pussy full of wandering cock before she can say, its beginning to look alot like christmas. "
It's programmed to do that and I'm not fighting 4 billion years of evolution!  |
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