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Bus driver / Postie / Phlebotomist / Permanent way operative
Is there something you can do, that you had to pass a test for, that not many people know about? Would love to hear about your hidden skills  |
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"Bus driver / Postie / Phlebotomist / Permanent way operative
Is there something you can do, that you had to pass a test for, that not many people know about? Would love to hear about your hidden skills "
I have my padi license  |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
I was a power boat instructor
I was a commercial diver.
I was a licensed sewer searcher.
I was qualified to run a temporary mortuary.
All behind me now though!
Gbat |
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"Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:
Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance
Tree climbing and aerial rescue
Chainsaw maintenance and use
Chemical application (herbicides)
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An expert in wood, no doubt  |
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"I was a power boat instructor
I was a commercial diver.
I was a licensed sewer searcher.
I was qualified to run a temporary mortuary.
All behind me now though!
Gbat "
An intriguing mix! Only temporary mortuaries? Is it another test for a permanent one? |
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"Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:
Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance
Tree climbing and aerial rescue
Chainsaw maintenance and use
Chemical application (herbicides)
An expert in wood, no doubt "
I've handled a few tools over the years |
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"Fully qualified piss-artist
I didn't know you could paint with it!
Yes of course. They don’t call me Bob Ross for nothing
Happy little trees  "
I am a Tony Hart fan personally, but I think you may require re-examination at the earliest opportunity!  |
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"Fully qualified piss-artist
I didn't know you could paint with it!
Yes of course. They don’t call me Bob Ross for nothing
Happy little trees
I am a Tony Hart fan personally, but I think you may require re-examination at the earliest opportunity! "
Aww now you’re talking - Morph! |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"Fully qualified piss-artist
I didn't know you could paint with it!
Yes of course. They don’t call me Bob Ross for nothing
Happy little trees
I am a Tony Hart fan personally, but I think you may require re-examination at the earliest opportunity!
Aww now you’re talking - Morph!"
thats a different watercolour painting  |
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"Marine mammal medic. I had to cancel my powerboating this year due to unforeseen circumstances. Hopefully I’ll be able to do it in the spring "
Best I could offer is a trip off Exmouth quay! Would love to ride in a powerboat though! |
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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
City & guilds bricklaying
Nvq 3 bricklaying
Nvq 3 hot works flat roofing
Nvq 3 forklift operator
Hilti gun operative
Shtill saw qualified
Mobile platform qualified
Mobile boom lift qualified
Pasma scaffold tower
360 excavator qualified cpcs
Cscs gold card
Nvq 3 supervisor
Sssts
Smsts
1st aid
Full bike license
Full driving license
Advanced driving license
Race license
cycling proficiency
Few swimming certificates
Marriage license
Tv licence
Plus more just got bored writing
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fully qualified piss-artist "
Piss artist with lovely ass x 
Security officer license
CCTV licence
First aid certified
Recently passed a secret coarse on hear I cant mention |
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"Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:
Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance
Tree climbing and aerial rescue
Chainsaw maintenance and use
Chemical application (herbicides)
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Lady garden and beaver bush. |
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"Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:
Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance
Tree climbing and aerial rescue
Chainsaw maintenance and use
Chemical application (herbicides)
Lady garden and beaver bush. "
Lets just say I know my way around a flower |
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"Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:
Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance
Tree climbing and aerial rescue
Chainsaw maintenance and use
Chemical application (herbicides)
Lady garden and beaver bush. "
I am willing to bet there is a hidden talent inside you! Maybe something intellectual? Sudoku? |
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"Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:
Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance
Tree climbing and aerial rescue
Chainsaw maintenance and use
Chemical application (herbicides)
Lady garden and beaver bush.
I am willing to bet there is a hidden talent inside you! Maybe something intellectual? Sudoku?"
No talents.....unless you count losing my shit.....but I do play soduku as a nerd geek not as a qualified expert. I have two orchids that I haven't managed to kill. That's the extent of my gardening talent. |
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"Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:
Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance
Tree climbing and aerial rescue
Chainsaw maintenance and use
Chemical application (herbicides)
Lady garden and beaver bush.
Lets just say I know my way around a flower "
I bet you do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could teach anyone how to record music in less than an hour.
I could teach about 3 or 4 instruments too, to anyone wanting to learn. (I'm sure i could get people going with the fundementals/basics, even if people consider themsleves un-musical).
-Some music videos on profile .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hairdresser
Barber
Criminology Diploma
Fraud Officer
Various Bank related tests
You've never once offered to cut my hair 
Nor mine "
I'll get some Mr Sheen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hairdresser
Barber
Criminology Diploma
Fraud Officer
Various Bank related tests
You've never once offered to cut my hair "
I don't want to mess up "the fringe" |
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"Hairdresser
Barber
Criminology Diploma
Fraud Officer
Various Bank related tests
You've never once offered to cut my hair
I don't want to mess up "the fringe""
Tbf you'd probably deliberately fuck it up just for a laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hairdresser
Barber
Criminology Diploma
Fraud Officer
Various Bank related tests
You've never once offered to cut my hair
I don't want to mess up "the fringe"
Tbf you'd probably deliberately fuck it up just for a laugh "
Who me? |
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No official certificate for this - but While stationed abroad with a certain security service I was taught how to hack into phones with just it's number within 10 mins of landing at the airbase - hence why I don't give my number out!! |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"I was qualified to run a temporary mortuary.
Gbat
An intriguing mix! Only temporary mortuaries? Is it another test for a permanent one?"
The permanent ones are in the hospital. Mine would have been for when they are overwhelmed.
Gbat |
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"Hairdresser
Barber
Criminology Diploma
Fraud Officer
Various Bank related tests
You've never once offered to cut my hair
I don't want to mess up "the fringe"
Tbf you'd probably deliberately fuck it up just for a laugh
Who me? "
Hmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hairdresser
Barber
Criminology Diploma
Fraud Officer
Various Bank related tests
You've never once offered to cut my hair
I don't want to mess up "the fringe"
Tbf you'd probably deliberately fuck it up just for a laugh
Who me?
Hmmm "
Picturing you with a Phil Foden fringe now  |
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"Hairdresser
Barber
Criminology Diploma
Fraud Officer
Various Bank related tests
You've never once offered to cut my hair
I don't want to mess up "the fringe"
Tbf you'd probably deliberately fuck it up just for a laugh
Who me?
Hmmm
Picturing you with a Phil Foden fringe now "
Dreamy knows nothing about football im safe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hairdresser
Barber
Criminology Diploma
Fraud Officer
Various Bank related tests
You've never once offered to cut my hair
I don't want to mess up "the fringe"
Tbf you'd probably deliberately fuck it up just for a laugh
Who me?
Hmmm
Picturing you with a Phil Foden fringe now
Dreamy knows nothing about football im safe "
Google |
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Fully Qualified in "Not Telling Other People What I Am Qualified In."
I have friends who do tell others what they are qualified in, and they don't get a moment's peace in non-work related situations and are expected to "put their professional head on" and dispense free advice, sometimes involving the most complex of issues, in the most inappropriate of situations.
Oh, and offer "mate's rates" too for some bizarre reason. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"City & guilds bricklaying
Nvq 3 bricklaying
Nvq 3 hot works flat roofing
Nvq 3 forklift operator
Hilti gun operative
Shtill saw qualified
Mobile platform qualified
Mobile boom lift qualified
Pasma scaffold tower
360 excavator qualified cpcs
Cscs gold card
Nvq 3 supervisor
Sssts
Smsts
1st aid
Full bike license
Full driving license
Advanced driving license
Race license
cycling proficiency
Few swimming certificates
Marriage license
Tv licence
Plus more just got bored writing
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All those qualifications but yet you cannot make a bed correctly |
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