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By *odgerMoore OP   Man  over a year ago

Carlisle

Are they any use stopping wasps coming in during the summer - or are you better with decent nets?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are they any use stopping wasps coming in during the summer - or are you better with decent nets? "

it depends on the diameter of the beads versus the offending hole where the wasps are gaining entry.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you are worried about wasps coming in there then anal beads might do the job. However, they are normally only attracted to sweet things so the other option is to avoid sticking a pot of honey up your bum in the first place...

.... Probably.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man  over a year ago

Carlisle


"If you are worried about wasps coming in there then anal beads might do the job. However, they are normally only attracted to sweet things so the other option is to avoid sticking a pot of honey up your bum in the first place...

.... Probably."

I think there are limits to what I’m prepared to sacrifice…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They can do but might also stop the little pricks you do actually want coming in.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"Are they any use stopping wasps coming in during the summer - or are you better with decent nets? "

Yes.

But don't use the vibrating ones as the frequency can actually attract them, resulting in a serious case of 'ring sting'.

A

*Don't actually ring sting. He may know a lot about tantric sex but rumour has it he knows fuck all about insects.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Are they any use stopping wasps coming in during the summer - or are you better with decent nets?

Yes.

But don't use the vibrating ones as the frequency can actually attract them, resulting in a serious case of 'ring sting'.

A

*Don't actually ring sting. He may know a lot about tantric sex but rumour has it he knows fuck all about insects. "

Too late - i asked him and he said ‘ Fuck off!’ Which is helpful - i have decided im not using anal beads for this … ive decided glue coated paper strips is probably the answer!!!

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By *r_North-EastMan  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Why are wasps trying to get up your bum?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get a grip bayblade let it rip

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman  over a year ago

Naughty Lane

had a great laugh reading all this...thanks

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man  over a year ago

Carlisle


" had a great laugh reading all this...thanks "

how dare you laugh at what is an incredibly serious issue for some!! I have Alan Titchmarsh on speed dial as we speak!!

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Are they any use stopping wasps coming in during the summer - or are you better with decent nets?

Yes.

But don't use the vibrating ones as the frequency can actually attract them, resulting in a serious case of 'ring sting'.

A

*Don't actually ring sting. He may know a lot about tantric sex but rumour has it he knows fuck all about insects. "

Forgot to say this creased me!! Very very funny!

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By *amhorniestMan  over a year ago

Surrey


"Are they any use stopping wasps coming in during the summer - or are you better with decent nets?

Yes.

But don't use the vibrating ones as the frequency can actually attract them, resulting in a serious case of 'ring sting'.

A

*Don't actually ring sting. He may know a lot about tantric sex but rumour has it he knows fuck all about insects. "

I did ring him just in case, turns out he does know a bit about insects, from all that time he spent in the rain forest, chose not to comment on anal beads though.. I reckon he's hiding something

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Are they any use stopping wasps coming in during the summer - or are you better with decent nets?

Yes.

But don't use the vibrating ones as the frequency can actually attract them, resulting in a serious case of 'ring sting'.

A

*Don't actually ring sting. He may know a lot about tantric sex but rumour has it he knows fuck all about insects.

I did ring him just in case, turns out he does know a bit about insects, from all that time he spent in the rain forest, chose not to comment on anal beads though.. I reckon he's hiding something "

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