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What's something all Northern Dads say

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

One of mine is

Is the pope a Catholic

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"One of mine is

Is the pope a Catholic

If anyone left a door open....

"Were you born in a barn?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop crying or ill give you something to cry about

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By *edGrayCouple over a year ago

Swindon

If people ask how I am?

"Fair to middling".

Confuses the heck out of southernes.

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Aye oop lad

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'll go to the foot of our stairs!

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

Eee by gum, smashing cheese Gromit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poke it down with a fork.

*this might be just me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those southern folks are posh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bereeeeght

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

That were fair dinkom lad

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By *imnher17Couple over a year ago

Mirfield

Tin, tin, tin.

(It isn't in the tin)

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Going t pub

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By *hat BlokeMan over a year ago

Harrogate

“How do?” Is common for “Good morning, how are you?”

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I heard it on t’wireless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Us Nothern Mams say nearly all the above to

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By *aptain OrgMan over a year ago

Glasgow

If above a certain age, “that t’internet”.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Roll me a few cigs will you, learned to roll by 8.

Oh wait.... That's just my dad!

Mrs

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Hey up youth

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Where theres muck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have a bacon barm .....

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

Nought as queer as folk

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Wor lass

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

Put wood in t’ole.

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By *issy_sub_rTV/TS over a year ago

Near Thatcham

Naw then, owwist?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Stop mithering

Put wood in th’ole

It’s like Blackpool illuminations in this house

And they call everyone a cock as a term of endearment

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Stop mithering

Put wood in th’ole

It’s like Blackpool illuminations in this house

And they call everyone a cock as a term of endearment "

And they start most sentences with “right”

Or “now then”

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It’s crackin flags

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Stop mithering

Put wood in th’ole

It’s like Blackpool illuminations in this house

And they call everyone a cock as a term of endearment "

As in..

Have you got the time on yer cock?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Stop mithering

Put wood in th’ole

It’s like Blackpool illuminations in this house

And they call everyone a cock as a term of endearment

As in..

Have you got the time on yer cock? "

Yep. It was a struggle sometimes when we moved down South

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When my son goes to the toilet,he says he's going to shake hands with the bairns Daddy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These are great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lot of these aren’t just Northern Dads

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By *aidbacklover2021Man over a year ago

perth

Wheeers ta bin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shy bairns get nowt.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

This sounds like material from Peter Kay's new tour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give owa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think that’s Australian?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same for me too.

Here’s another my dad used to say “ put big light on “

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Pick a window…

And tbh I’ve used that exact phrase this morning and now I feel calm

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