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"Sllllluuuurrrrrrp " that is so not what sound i make... | |||
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"I hope you have washed your cock... " Yup. This. | |||
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"Name something that females say before sucking a dick " its massive ...........(my name) don't ever believe them all men have one like this haven't they ? | |||
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"Sllllluuuurrrrrrp that is so not what sound i make... " Liar lol | |||
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"Aw look! It's so cute " Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come! | |||
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"Sllllluuuurrrrrrp that is so not what sound i make... " That would depend where it came from...! | |||
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"stop crying, I said I'd do it! " Lol | |||
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"is that barnacles?" I hate to ask but is what barnacles? | |||
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"Happy Birthday .......... " It's christmas , best go and clean my teeth | |||
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"In all honesty I can say that after giving a blow job I have said ' sorry but I've pranged the car ' ( twice )" Best to avoid blowjobs from you then just in case! | |||
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"mmmmm yummy!!!! Please Sir, ca i have some more " Greedy girly! | |||
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"is that barnacles? I hate to ask but is what barnacles? " Ask Bill | |||
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"is that barnacles? I hate to ask but is what barnacles? Ask Bill " I am beginning to think it might be best not to know. | |||
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"Name something that females say before sucking a dick " ..... you did say you were buying me those shoes, didn't you? | |||
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"is that barnacles? I hate to ask but is what barnacles? Ask Bill I am beginning to think it might be best not to know. " barnacles...the small shelled animals u get on bargepoles lol | |||
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"Aw look! It's so cute Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come! " Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that | |||
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"You cum in my mouth and ill kill you " You'd say that ... I find that very hard to swallow ..... | |||
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"Aw look! It's so cute Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come! Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that " Should hope not! | |||
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"Aw look! It's so cute Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come! Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that Should hope not! " | |||
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"Aw look! It's so cute Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come! Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that Should hope not! " Bet you've snuck a peek.... just to see if it's "cute" | |||
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"Aw look! It's so cute Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come! Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that Should hope not! Bet you've snuck a peek.... just to see if it's "cute" " Pmsl!! I didn't actually but think I will now | |||
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"Aw look! It's so cute Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come! Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that Should hope not! Bet you've snuck a peek.... just to see if it's "cute" " Bloody tease! | |||
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"Aw look! It's so cute Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come! Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that Should hope not! Bet you've snuck a peek.... just to see if it's "cute" Bloody tease! " Yep - makes a change for a guy to do the teasing! | |||
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"Ryan that's yummy" lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan? | |||
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"Are these threads for the new series of family fortunes?? 'We asked 100 people......our survey says......uh errrrrr!!!!!"" FAB Fortunes maybe...? | |||
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"Ryan that's yummy lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan? " Bored lol this city ain't what it's cracked up to be lol | |||
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"Ryan that's yummy lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan? " Do one legged ducks swim in circles?! | |||
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"Aw look! It's so cute Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come! Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that Should hope not! Bet you've snuck a peek.... just to see if it's "cute" Pmsl!! I didn't actually but think I will now " (Knew you would if I said that!) | |||
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"Ryan that's yummy lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan? Do one legged ducks swim in circles?! " Bloody charming. Just passing by and look at the abuse I'm getting ! | |||
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"ooo is all that for me " | |||
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"Ryan that's yummy lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan? Do one legged ducks swim in circles?! Bloody charming. Just passing by and look at the abuse I'm getting !" and deservedly so! abandoning us forumites just to go on the lash.....pfffft , shame on you | |||
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"Name something that females say before sucking a dick " I love cheese. | |||
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"ooo is all that for me " | |||
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"Ryan that's yummy lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan? Do one legged ducks swim in circles?! Bloody charming. Just passing by and look at the abuse I'm getting !" You're lucky I'm not there. I'd abuse you alright | |||
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"Name something that females say before sucking a dick I love cheese." oh dear, I think I'm gonna hurl | |||
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"Ryan that's yummy lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan? Do one legged ducks swim in circles?! Bloody charming. Just passing by and look at the abuse I'm getting ! and deservedly so! abandoning us forumites just to go on the lash.....pfffft , shame on you " | |||
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"Name something that females say before sucking a dick I love cheese. oh dear, I think I'm gonna hurl " * puts away her oatcakes and stilton* | |||
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"Ryan that's yummy lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan? Do one legged ducks swim in circles?! Bloody charming. Just passing by and look at the abuse I'm getting ! You're lucky I'm not there. I'd abuse you alright " Ryan - you've pulled ya lucky bugger! | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol" You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet " Good point. Abuse me quietly please | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please " What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please " I'll wake you when i'm done | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! " Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please I'll wake you when i'm done " don't forget to pull his nightie down | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please I'll wake you when i'm done don't forget to pull his nightie down " Ha ha stop making me laugh I need a wee but I'm under the cover all snug | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! " How noisy will this blowie be | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please I'll wake you when i'm done don't forget to pull his nightie down Ha ha stop making me laugh I need a wee but I'm under the cover all snug " hehehehehehehehehehe!!! | |||
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"Name something that females say before sucking a dick I love cheese." Thats not very mature .... | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be " Depends if I take my teeth out or not | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner " Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie! | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not" | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not" pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie! " I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off! | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! " I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . . | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie! I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off!" Even better - how are you with a tattoo gun....! | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not " Hey don't judge lol I chose this smiley because it looks like a toothless grin | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie! I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off! Even better - how are you with a tattoo gun....! " Potentially really good after some practice!! | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . . " Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not Hey don't judge lol I chose this smiley because it looks like a toothless grin" Lol! Don't believe a word of it! | |||
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"Name something that females say before sucking a dick I love cheese. Thats not very mature ...." | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie! I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off! Even better - how are you with a tattoo gun....! Potentially really good after some practice!!" Now, what should you draw or write....?! | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! " Leave bernie the bolt out of this. He's a good old boy. He had just signed my expenses off | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . . Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both " if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! Leave bernie the bolt out of this. He's a good old boy. He had just signed my expenses off " Jeez, how'd ya manage that... oh.... wait... | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! Leave bernie the bolt out of this. He's a good old boy. He had just signed my expenses off " Slightly unhinged sort of fellow, with a penchant for fizzling crackers I hear! | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not Hey don't judge lol I chose this smiley because it looks like a toothless grin Lol! Don't believe a word of it! " Tis true | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . . Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker " pmsl................literally! | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . . Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker " What if you pee mid laugh though? | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie! I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off! Even better - how are you with a tattoo gun....! Potentially really good after some practice!! Now, what should you draw or write....?! " Colin? In a love heart | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not Hey don't judge lol I chose this smiley because it looks like a toothless grin Lol! Don't believe a word of it! Tis true " Can't see any proof, so I have to believe that the toothless grin is a cunning ploy to divert attention...! | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . . Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker What if you pee mid laugh though? " This is a common occurrence. My pelvic floor iisn't what it used to be after 2 kids! | |||
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" Colin? In a love heart " Bernard............he's his new BFF | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . . Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker pmsl................literally! " Did you try it? Lol | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie! I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off! Even better - how are you with a tattoo gun....! Potentially really good after some practice!! Now, what should you draw or write....?! Colin? In a love heart " Mwahahahah! Oh yes! That chicken will be back to haunt the man that gave him up for adoption....! | |||
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" Colin? In a love heart Bernard............he's his new BFF " What's with this Bernard? Curiosity has the better of me! | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . . Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker What if you pee mid laugh though? This is a common occurrence. My pelvic floor iisn't what it used to be after 2 kids!" Sounds like it needs exercise........... | |||
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" Colin? In a love heart Bernard............he's his new BFF What's with this Bernard? Curiosity has the better of me!" It's Ryans latest squeeze.......he pulled at the works doo! | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . . Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker What if you pee mid laugh though? This is a common occurrence. My pelvic floor iisn't what it used to be after 2 kids! Sounds like it needs exercise..........." I'm doing my clenches watching cops with cameras. Although I don't think it's intentional, maybe it's the men in uniform that's making it react involuntarily! | |||
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" Colin? In a love heart Bernard............he's his new BFF What's with this Bernard? Curiosity has the better of me! It's Ryans latest squeeze.......he pulled at the works doo! " Oh!! Is this the one you shared your dessert with? So romantic | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie! I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off! Even better - how are you with a tattoo gun....! Potentially really good after some practice!! Now, what should you draw or write....?! Colin? In a love heart Mwahahahah! Oh yes! That chicken will be back to haunt the man that gave him up for adoption....! " Yep. He'll want eighteen years of corn allowance money when he catches up with him | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! How noisy will this blowie be Depends if I take my teeth out or not pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . . Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker What if you pee mid laugh though? This is a common occurrence. My pelvic floor iisn't what it used to be after 2 kids! Sounds like it needs exercise........... I'm doing my clenches watching cops with cameras. Although I don't think it's intentional, maybe it's the men in uniform that's making it react involuntarily!" Ah, the classic men in uniform perving! (Where's that fancy dress catalogue again...!) | |||
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" Colin? In a love heart Bernard............he's his new BFF What's with this Bernard? Curiosity has the better of me! It's Ryans latest squeeze.......he pulled at the works doo! Oh!! Is this the one you shared your dessert with? So romantic " He was the only one that answered my meet today. Beggars can't be choosers you know. | |||
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" Colin? In a love heart Bernard............he's his new BFF What's with this Bernard? Curiosity has the better of me! It's Ryans latest squeeze.......he pulled at the works doo! Oh!! Is this the one you shared your dessert with? So romantic He was the only one that answered my meet today. Beggars can't be choosers you know. " I'd have answered had you been closer, if that's any consolation | |||
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"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet Good point. Abuse me quietly please What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie! I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off! Even better - how are you with a tattoo gun....! Potentially really good after some practice!! Now, what should you draw or write....?! Colin? In a love heart Mwahahahah! Oh yes! That chicken will be back to haunt the man that gave him up for adoption....! Yep. He'll want eighteen years of corn allowance money when he catches up with him" | |||
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"This thread has tickled me, I apologise for the highjacking though. I'm off to wee and catch some z's so goodnight " Put some paper down first. You don't want to wake granny up | |||
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"This thread has tickled me, I apologise for the highjacking though. I'm off to wee and catch some z's so goodnight " Oops, yes! G'night | |||
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"This thread has tickled me, I apologise for the highjacking though. I'm off to wee and catch some z's so goodnight " Night, one last chuckle and you should be completely empty! | |||
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"This thread has tickled me, I apologise for the highjacking though. I'm off to wee and catch some z's so goodnight Night, one last chuckle and you should be completely empty! " Oops, think we made her wee herself to sleep! | |||
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"You cum in my mouth and ill kill you " good way to go! | |||
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"looked bigger on cam" It's the clever angles!!! | |||
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"fuck me " That's the most common one | |||
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"Ahhhhhhhhhh... something to pick that bit of steak out of my teeth with." can fit a polo on that | |||
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"Ahhhhhhhhhh... something to pick that bit of steak out of my teeth with. can fit a polo on that" Polo hoopla | |||
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