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By *punky89 OP Man
over a year ago
nottingham |
"A lot of men are probably sporting micro willy's in this weather 
Not me! 
You probably have more vagina than penis though to be fair "
I certainly do lol not much of a cock when a AA battery is twice the size lol |
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By *punky89 OP Man
over a year ago
nottingham |
"OP do you find this has an impact on the rest of your life?"
In a way of course it does, but the fact I get off on being humiliated, it makes the kink more real because I do actually have a tiny cock |
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"Spunky you have to put two dots and a smiley face on your happy penis.
get lol's for the right reason.
Good idea!!! Next photo will have that on! Lmao!"
I can see a book and a movie deal, the adventures of spunky, spunky goes overboard in the hot tub, spunky in the garden trimming the bush, spunky gets in a mess putting up the crimbo decorations, spunky getting dirty under the bonnet, etc.. 15% industry standard agent fee just in case. Lol. |
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"Spunky you have to put two dots and a smiley face on your happy penis.
get lol's for the right reason.
Good idea!!! Next photo will have that on! Lmao!"
No. Don't. People will think you are trying to hide something! |
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"See the positives - I bet you get no complaints when asking deepthroat. 
Exactly haha just finding someone to try lol "
I volunteer as tribute. I'm curious about the micro penis but most men with small cocks hide. Shame you are not in London. |
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By *punky89 OP Man
over a year ago
nottingham |
"See the positives - I bet you get no complaints when asking deepthroat.
Exactly haha just finding someone to try lol
I volunteer as tribute. I'm curious about the micro penis but most men with small cocks hide. Shame you are not in London."
We can still chat privately, I don’t mind answering any of your queries |
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"See the positives - I bet you get no complaints when asking deepthroat.
Exactly haha just finding someone to try lol
I volunteer as tribute. I'm curious about the micro penis but most men with small cocks hide. Shame you are not in London."
There are a few small/micro in london, have a look on the name search |
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"See the positives - I bet you get no complaints when asking deepthroat.
Exactly haha just finding someone to try lol
I volunteer as tribute. I'm curious about the micro penis but most men with small cocks hide. Shame you are not in London.
There are a few small/micro in london, have a look on the name search "
I got two in the name search for micro but microphone...lol! ? what am I doing wrong? |
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"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick
This guy wins
Ah i thought i had top spot  "
Well to be fair it looks like you both packed your travel cocks. Fair play to embracing it.
Serious question, do you piss on your jeans? |
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"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick
This guy wins
Ah i thought i had top spot
Well to be fair it looks like you both packed your travel cocks. Fair play to embracing it.
Serious question, do you piss on your jeans?"
Lol, no i just sit down. |
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"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick
This guy wins
Ah i thought i had top spot
Well to be fair it looks like you both packed your travel cocks. Fair play to embracing it.
Serious question, do you piss on your jeans?
Lol, no i just sit down."
But your in a pub and the trap is shut, the other one looks blocked, but you'd have to tip there ferryman to row you across Piss Lake to get there. There is a Urinal free! Right between a few guys. Do you take it or what? |
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"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick
This guy wins
Ah i thought i had top spot
Well to be fair it looks like you both packed your travel cocks. Fair play to embracing it.
Serious question, do you piss on your jeans?
Lol, no i just sit down.
But your in a pub and the trap is shut, the other one looks blocked, but you'd have to tip there ferryman to row you across Piss Lake to get there. There is a Urinal free! Right between a few guys. Do you take it or what?"
Ha you painted a good picture. Id use the urinal. |
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"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick
This guy wins
Ah i thought i had top spot
Well to be fair it looks like you both packed your travel cocks. Fair play to embracing it.
Serious question, do you piss on your jeans?
Lol, no i just sit down.
But your in a pub and the trap is shut, the other one looks blocked, but you'd have to tip there ferryman to row you across Piss Lake to get there. There is a Urinal free! Right between a few guys. Do you take it or what?
Ha you painted a good picture. Id use the urinal."
That's my man! |
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"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick
This guy wins
Ah i thought i had top spot
Well to be fair it looks like you both packed your travel cocks. Fair play to embracing it.
Serious question, do you piss on your jeans?
Lol, no i just sit down.
But your in a pub and the trap is shut, the other one looks blocked, but you'd have to tip there ferryman to row you across Piss Lake to get there. There is a Urinal free! Right between a few guys. Do you take it or what?
Ha you painted a good picture. Id use the urinal.
That's my man!"
Lol. People dont normally look when your taking a piss but changing rooms you always get a watcher |
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"Smallest I've ever seen like how does sex work  
If its lubed up and shes ontop it just kinda rubs the clit and hole as she grinds. Dosnt really go in much.  "
Still sounds quite nice....must be what lesbians and trans men do.  I don't always need a uterus pounding. Lol! More than one way to....um...get an orgasm.....out of....me.  |
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Still sounds quite nice....must be what lesbians and trans men do. I don't always need a uterus pounding. Lol! More than one way to....um...get an orgasm.....out of....me. "
Yes, tribadism is the name of the game.
I am surprised that it doesn't feature much in erotic movies etc.
When explaining the concept to those new to it, I like to link both my hands with the thumbs and forefingers outstretched simulating two pairs of open legs in close 90 degree contact!
Good to see Melanin Maverick back in the forum. I was hoping she was ok. |
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