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The fab ombudsman- what do you need investigating.
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"I'm confused now... should I report my concerns about false advertising (i.e. trying to sell me 10 inches when in fact it's far closer to 10 cm) to the fab ombudsman or to trading standards?"
I’d probably go for both.  |
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"Fidds, I've been here before but I haven't a fucking clue what its about, can you investigate please?
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Have you complied with the T&Cs
Sent a face pic with first message
Put - I think you have amazing bazongas in the subject heading.  |
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"There's been false reports of tongues that 'lick for hours'. An inside source says 99s get licked for longer.
What is happening? "
Apparently licking Fanny’s is a trait of bi men so it’s now frowned upon. |
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We’ve had to have a number of meetings with the ladies of fab recently Fiddles about the what if my message is unread, deleted, swallowed up and chewed out threads yada yada yada…
If you could ask the ombudsman to make a final decision on of these. Please and thank you |
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I have yet to actually find a man who really can breath through his ears.
I need the ombudsman to find out what system glitch there is that turns me into "a fat ugly cunt" instead of the "beautiful sexy weapon" I was before I typed the words "no thank you". It must be a software error because as soon as I type "no thanks" it alters the previously entered code. Malware maybe? |
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"We’ve had to have a number of meetings with the ladies of fab recently Fiddles about the what if my message is unread, deleted, swallowed up and chewed out threads yada yada yada…
If you could ask the ombudsman to make a final decision on of these. Please and thank you "
Apparently it’s move on because some do and some don’t.
I think.  |
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"I have yet to actually find a man who really can breath through his ears.
I need the ombudsman to find out what system glitch there is that turns me into "a fat ugly cunt" instead of the "beautiful sexy weapon" I was before I typed the words "no thank you". It must be a software error because as soon as I type "no thanks" it alters the previously entered code. Malware maybe? "
It has been troublesome, and we can only apologise, although I’m sure there must be some user error at the receiving end of the no thank you message. |
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"I have repeatedly been promised to be fucked like I have never been fucked before. The sellers never, ever deliver on their promise. Can I get a partial refund please?"
Perhaps if you were to list all the ways you have been fucked then there would be an increased chance of success.
Maybe there’s compromise here. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat |
"I have repeatedly been promised to be fucked like I have never been fucked before. The sellers never, ever deliver on their promise. Can I get a partial refund please?
Perhaps if you were to list all the ways you have been fucked then there would be an increased chance of success.
Maybe there’s compromise here. "
But no men would bother to read it. Similar complaint is about promises to rock my world. Again - non delivery is the issue here. I haven't had my world rocked since the Earthquake of 2008 when the bins fell over |
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"I'm currently under investigation because I'm an older woman and I don't know what I want and how to get it...
Well you should no better at your age.
You do look sprightly though.
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^^ this sprightly thing will just run and run  |
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"I have yet to actually find a man who really can breath through his ears.
I need the ombudsman to find out what system glitch there is that turns me into "a fat ugly cunt" instead of the "beautiful sexy weapon" I was before I typed the words "no thank you". It must be a software error because as soon as I type "no thanks" it alters the previously entered code. Malware maybe? "
I have the same complaint, also being able to go down for hours... |
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I was promised I would get what my husband can't give me.
Turns out that's a mild sense of disappointment.
Now I think about it, that's entirely accurate... Sorry to bother you, OP, as you were, carry on.
Mrs TMN x |
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The ones who say they are amazing at licking pussy, on meeting you discover they cannot even find the clitoris…..
I Definitely think that justifies a full refund, considering I faked my enjoyment so I didn’t damage his self-esteem! |
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"We’ve had to have a number of meetings with the ladies of fab recently Fiddles... ...
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And I have repeatedly and politely requested a copy of the Minutes to those meetings, to no avail."
I’ve told you dearest Nero. They will be published on the forum when they are ready. In the meantime you can collect them directly from me |
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"I fabbed a pic that said fab to fuck me.
I fabbed it, so far I’ve not received a fuck.
Is there an ombudsman for this.
What do you want to report to the ombudsman. "
You just had to do it didn’t you |
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"We’ve had to have a number of meetings with the ladies of fab recently Fiddles... ...
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And I have repeatedly and politely requested a copy of the Minutes to those meetings, to no avail.
I’ve told you dearest Nero. They will be published on the forum when they are ready. In the meantime you can collect them directly from me "
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Will they be printed on heavy gauge parchment paper? |
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"We’ve had to have a number of meetings with the ladies of fab recently Fiddles... ...
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And I have repeatedly and politely requested a copy of the Minutes to those meetings, to no avail.
I’ve told you dearest Nero. They will be published on the forum when they are ready. In the meantime you can collect them directly from me
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Will they be printed on heavy gauge parchment paper?"
No - I prefer paper as trees. They will be printed directly onto my ass for your perusal |
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I’ve heard females tell C that she’s better with her tongue than any man they’ve had.
She’s got 3 years experience and I’ve got 30…where can I complain about having to watch my GF eat pussy so well? 
K
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"I met a lady with a push up bra and boy was I disappointed. They looked massive until I open her up. It was an anticlimax to say the least  "
So sorry Rex, that's even sadder than when you buy a packet of crisps and it's only a 3rd full |
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"I met a lady with a push up bra and boy was I disappointed. They looked massive until I open her up. It was an anticlimax to say the least "
That's why they're called wonder bras, cos you wonder where they go when you take it off |
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"I fabbed a pic that said fab to fuck me.
I fabbed it, so far I’ve not received a fuck.
Is there an ombudsman for this.
What do you want to report to the ombudsman. "
Lol. I spent five years at the Financial Ombudsman investigsting complaints, but I don't think anything would prepare anyone to work as a Fab-budsman |
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"I was promised lots of cappuccino on nocturnal. I only received one so far. Please follow up.
That reminds me that Jim actually owes me a coffee still "
The collection is only in person I was told. you need to drag your bum to Shrewsbury |
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"I was promised lots of cappuccino on nocturnal. I only received one so far. Please follow up.
That reminds me that Jim actually owes me a coffee still
The collection is only in person I was told. you need to drag your bum to Shrewsbury "
That's some trip for coffee |
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"I was promised lots of cappuccino on nocturnal. I only received one so far. Please follow up.
That reminds me that Jim actually owes me a coffee still
The collection is only in person I was told. you need to drag your bum to Shrewsbury
That's some trip for coffee "
You can make a day out of it. Lots to explore
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"I was promised lots of cappuccino on nocturnal. I only received one so far. Please follow up.
That reminds me that Jim actually owes me a coffee still
The collection is only in person I was told. you need to drag your bum to Shrewsbury
That's some trip for coffee
You can make a day out of it. Lots to explore
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Yes it's nice there |
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