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"A few months ago I popped in my very busy local Morrisons on may way home from a Saturday afternoon meet. Alarm went off and had to have my bags checked. My handbag was stuffed full of my toys: butt plugs, nipple clamps, vibrator, ties "What a very naughty girl you are!  | |||
"An ex told me a tale, she arranged for a painter and decorator to come round to provide a quote. She was having a play with her pink vibrator. She was having a great time when the door rang. The painter decorator was an hour early. She rushed up and began to get changed. She ran down steps and let him in. She was a little flustered but all was good . She began to show him around the house and then he asks to go upstairs and she nodded and he went into the bedroom. She could tell he saw her pink toy in the middle of her white bed sheets. Nobody could miss it . He didn’t say anything and continued, my ex mortified gabbed the toy and shoved in beneath the bed. He finished and they returned to the kitchen , he didn’t say anything, but kept smiling asking her if she lived alone haha She was too embarrassed to give him the job. " I bet he thought she'd done it on purpose  | |||
"A few months ago I popped in my very busy local Morrisons on may way home from a Saturday afternoon meet. Alarm went off and had to have my bags checked. My handbag was stuffed full of my toys: butt plugs, nipple clamps, vibrator, ties " | |||
I’ve never wanted the ground to swallow me up anymore than I did in the moment  | |||
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"A few months ago I popped in my very busy local Morrisons on may way home from a Saturday afternoon meet. Alarm went off and had to have my bags checked. My handbag was stuffed full of my toys: butt plugs, nipple clamps, vibrator, ties "As well as a 14lb frozen turkey, 5 amazon gift cards, 3 rolls of wrapping paper and a Cliff Richard xmas Cd ( that wS probably the embarrassing bit!!)  | |||
"I was standing naked behind my bedroom curtains, ready to display my pendulous breasts to the neighbour opposite who I knew would be washing his car. I said "Alexa, open my curtains" then was hugely embarrassed to remember I don't have an Alexa." Any houses for sale near you… just wondering  | |||
"A few months ago I popped in my very busy local Morrisons on may way home from a Saturday afternoon meet. Alarm went off and had to have my bags checked. My handbag was stuffed full of my toys: butt plugs, nipple clamps, vibrator, ties
As well as a 14lb frozen turkey, 5 amazon gift cards, 3 rolls of wrapping paper and a Cliff Richard xmas Cd ( that wS probably the embarrassing bit!!) "Tbh the most embarrassing thing about this story was fessing up to being in Morrisons*
* Other supermarkets are available | |||
" As well as a 14lb frozen turkey, 5 amazon gift cards, 3 rolls of wrapping paper, a Cliff Richard xmas Cd" And a partridge in a pear tree | |||
"One night after I had gone to bed I heard shouting coming from the living room, mr used to play on his Xbox a lot back then so I thought it was him talking with friends. I couldn’t fall back asleep because it was so loud so I went through to ask him if he could keep the noise down a bit. His mum was standing in the living room…..I was completely naked and just froze I’ve never wanted the ground to swallow me up anymore than I did in the moment "Are you that good in bed the bf doesn’t play Xbox that much anymore? | |||
"A few months ago I popped in my very busy local Morrisons on may way home from a Saturday afternoon meet. Alarm went off and had to have my bags checked. My handbag was stuffed full of my toys: butt plugs, nipple clamps, vibrator, ties
As well as a 14lb frozen turkey, 5 amazon gift cards, 3 rolls of wrapping paper and a Cliff Richard xmas Cd ( that wS probably the embarrassing bit!!)
Tbh the most embarrassing thing about this story was fessing up to being in Morrisons*
* Other supermarkets are available"Pmsl - add me you posh totty!! We can cruise Harvey Nicks criticising peoples dress sense!! | |||
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"One night after I had gone to bed I heard shouting coming from the living room, mr used to play on his Xbox a lot back then so I thought it was him talking with friends. I couldn’t fall back asleep because it was so loud so I went through to ask him if he could keep the noise down a bit. His mum was standing in the living room…..I was completely naked and just froze I’ve never wanted the ground to swallow me up anymore than I did in the moment
Are you that good in bed the bf doesn’t play Xbox that much anymore?"Na I’m pretty shit to be fair. | |||
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"Nothing sexy, quite the opposite. I was once standing at the urinals at a big shopping centre, the only one in the gents toilets. Suddenly the pipes started to shudder, then... all the toilets, and all the urinals started spewing out sewage, including the one I was at! My cock was covered in shit, literally, my trousers ruined. I felt physically sick, so ran over to the sinks and washed my knob off. The stench was awful. I vomited in the sink too. My friends were outside waiting for me, no idea what had happened. I asked them to go and buy me a new pair of trousers, I didn't care what they looked like. I didn't have time to explain and they looked at me like I was crazy. The janitor came by, poked his head in the door, tool one look at the scene and gets on his radio. In a thick Scottish accent he shouted, "emergency, emergency, there's all kinds of piss and shit, all kind of piss and shit, everywhere!". Bless him though, he took me into his janitor closet and gave me a pair of his trousers and settled me down. The whole thing caused a bit of a scene, and a crowd had gathered by the time I waddled to his closet in my shit stained clothes. That was quite the day. " As long as it wasn’t Morrisons!! Youd never live that down !! | |||
" I ran over to the sinks and washed my knob off. " Was the surgeon able to reattach it ? | |||
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"A few months ago I popped in my very busy local Morrisons on may way home from a Saturday afternoon meet. Alarm went off and had to have my bags checked. My handbag was stuffed full of my toys: butt plugs, nipple clamps, vibrator, ties
As well as a 14lb frozen turkey, 5 amazon gift cards, 3 rolls of wrapping paper and a Cliff Richard xmas Cd ( that wS probably the embarrassing bit!!)
Tbh the most embarrassing thing about this story was fessing up to being in Morrisons*
* Other supermarkets are available
Pmsl - add me you posh totty!! We can cruise Harvey Nicks criticising peoples dress sense!! "Sounds like my kinda day out. If we can swing by the Champagne bar for some people watching - I'm down | |||
"A few months ago I popped in my very busy local Morrisons on may way home from a Saturday afternoon meet. Alarm went off and had to have my bags checked. My handbag was stuffed full of my toys: butt plugs, nipple clamps, vibrator, ties
As well as a 14lb frozen turkey, 5 amazon gift cards, 3 rolls of wrapping paper and a Cliff Richard xmas Cd ( that wS probably the embarrassing bit!!)
Tbh the most embarrassing thing about this story was fessing up to being in Morrisons*
* Other supermarkets are available
Pmsl - add me you posh totty!! We can cruise Harvey Nicks criticising peoples dress sense!!
Sounds like my kinda day out. If we can swing by the Champagne bar for some people watching - I'm down"Done!!  then off to Harrods to punch a teddy | |||
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" I ran over to the sinks and washed my knob off. Was the surgeon able to reattach it ?" Yeah, added a few inches too | |||
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"Mine was the disappearing light up but plug! The one in today's pic! On a first meet with a policeman he managed to fish it out! Needless to say he knew me very intimately after that! More scarry than embarrassing tbh! Visions of a trip to a and e! X "The fact that it shot a batman signal across a large area of Kent might have been tricky to explain | |||
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"a few weeks ago I was donating a snuggle chair to the BHF charity. Two men arrived at my flat to collect it and I let them in. While I was showing one of them the fire safety labels on the chair I noticed the other looking at my computer screen which had Fabswingers open. That was a bit enbarrasing" I bet he joined later that day | |||
"a few weeks ago I was donating a snuggle chair to the BHF charity. Two men arrived at my flat to collect it and I let them in. While I was showing one of them the fire safety labels on the chair I noticed the other looking at my computer screen which had Fabswingers open. That was a bit enbarrasing Similar a few weeks ago, I did a Skype screenshare for work and click on the browser and forgot the last thing I'd done was look at FAB! I bet he joined later that day " | |||
"Mine was the disappearing light up but plug! The one in today's pic! On a first meet with a policeman he managed to fish it out! Needless to say he knew me very intimately after that! More scarry than embarrassing tbh! Visions of a trip to a and e! X
The fact that it shot a batman signal across a large area of Kent might have been tricky to explain " x | |||
"Nothing sexy, quite the opposite. I was once standing at the urinals at a big shopping centre, the only one in the gents toilets. Suddenly the pipes started to shudder, then... all the toilets, and all the urinals started spewing out sewage, including the one I was at! My cock was covered in shit, literally, my trousers ruined. I felt physically sick, so ran over to the sinks and washed my knob off. The stench was awful. I vomited in the sink too. My friends were outside waiting for me, no idea what had happened. I asked them to go and buy me a new pair of trousers, I didn't care what they looked like. I didn't have time to explain and they looked at me like I was crazy. The janitor came by, poked his head in the door, tool one look at the scene and gets on his radio. In a thick Scottish accent he shouted, "emergency, emergency, there's all kinds of piss and shit, all kind of piss and shit, everywhere!". Bless him though, he took me into his janitor closet and gave me a pair of his trousers and settled me down. The whole thing caused a bit of a scene, and a crowd had gathered by the time I waddled to his closet in my shit stained clothes. That was quite the day. " Oh bloody hell, total carnage then!! | |||
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"Nothing sexy, quite the opposite. I was once standing at the urinals at a big shopping centre, the only one in the gents toilets. Suddenly the pipes started to shudder, then... all the toilets, and all the urinals started spewing out sewage, including the one I was at! My cock was covered in shit, literally, my trousers ruined. I felt physically sick, so ran over to the sinks and washed my knob off. The stench was awful. I vomited in the sink too. My friends were outside waiting for me, no idea what had happened. I asked them to go and buy me a new pair of trousers, I didn't care what they looked like. I didn't have time to explain and they looked at me like I was crazy. The janitor came by, poked his head in the door, tool one look at the scene and gets on his radio. In a thick Scottish accent he shouted, "emergency, emergency, there's all kinds of piss and shit, all kind of piss and shit, everywhere!". Bless him though, he took me into his janitor closet and gave me a pair of his trousers and settled me down. The whole thing caused a bit of a scene, and a crowd had gathered by the time I waddled to his closet in my shit stained clothes. That was quite the day. Oh bloody hell, total carnage then!! "That's one way to look at it yeah. | |||
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