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Sister Lisa's Sunday Evening Confession
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Lisa, I confess, for my sins, I love going to clubs, stripping off and jumping in the hot tub. Can I be redeemed?  "
Hot tubs in this weather are forgivable.
Your over-familiarity, however, is not.  |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Dear sister Lisa, I not once, but twice, wore my pj's outside today "
Where to?
If within the boundaries of your property, then forgiven.
If you were out out, then I cannot forgive such slovenly behaviour |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa,
Forgive me, for my sin lies heavy upon my soul.
Today, I looked with animal lust upon a rhubarb and ginger crumble that I made.
Must I volunteer in a leper colony for a dozen years?"
It is the season for crumble and custard.
Forgiveness is yours, if you give me a portion.. |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa.
I wiped my cock on the wife's face towel after having a wank in the shower this morning.
Not sure if it should be forgiven or slightly giggled at
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Nasty behaviour.
Not forgiven |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Bless me Sister for I have sinned.
I'm afraid I'm rather ensnared in the cardinal sin of lust. It shows no sign of abating and I fear for my soul in the coming year because I have no desire for it to - my body is a sl*ve to lust and my heart is a fickle thing easily turned by its siren song. |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Bless me Sister for I have sinned.
I'm afraid I'm rather ensnared in the cardinal sin of lust. It shows no sign of abating and I fear for my soul in the coming year because I have no desire for it to - my body is a sl*ve to lust and my heart is a fickle thing easily turned by its siren song. "
This sounds very serious.
Please see me in my office after confession has finished.
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Sister Lisa
I ordered a box of Haribo that was needed for my shop but didn’t put it out and I’ve eaten them all so our customers will be without them for a whole week.
Tbh I’m not sorry but I could do with forgiveness just in case Santa actually has a present for me.
Thanks in advance  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Bless me Sister for I have sinned.
I'm afraid I'm rather ensnared in the cardinal sin of lust. It shows no sign of abating and I fear for my soul in the coming year because I have no desire for it to - my body is a sl*ve to lust and my heart is a fickle thing easily turned by its siren song.
This sounds very serious.
Please see me in my office after confession has finished.
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Oh don't tease. The sin is far too easily awoken within. And I'm conditioned by watching Fleabag far too often to find the idea of your office after confession too arousing. |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa
I ordered a box of Haribo that was needed for my shop but didn’t put it out and I’ve eaten them all so our customers will be without them for a whole week.
Tbh I’m not sorry but I could do with forgiveness just in case Santa actually has a present for me.
Thanks in advance "
Such gluttony is unforgivable |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Bless me Sister for I have sinned.
I'm afraid I'm rather ensnared in the cardinal sin of lust. It shows no sign of abating and I fear for my soul in the coming year because I have no desire for it to - my body is a sl*ve to lust and my heart is a fickle thing easily turned by its siren song.
This sounds very serious.
Please see me in my office after confession has finished.
Oh don't tease. The sin is far too easily awoken within. And I'm conditioned by watching Fleabag far too often to find the idea of your office after confession too arousing. "
How rude! |
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"Sister Lisa
I ordered a box of Haribo that was needed for my shop but didn’t put it out and I’ve eaten them all so our customers will be without them for a whole week.
Tbh I’m not sorry but I could do with forgiveness just in case Santa actually has a present for me.
Thanks in advance
Such gluttony is unforgivable "
That’s ok. I didn’t want a present anyway. Thanks though |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa
I ordered a box of Haribo that was needed for my shop but didn’t put it out and I’ve eaten them all so our customers will be without them for a whole week.
Tbh I’m not sorry but I could do with forgiveness just in case Santa actually has a present for me.
Thanks in advance
Such gluttony is unforgivable
That’s ok. I didn’t want a present anyway. Thanks though "
I'd get you a present |
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"Bless me Sister for I have sinned.
I'm afraid I'm rather ensnared in the cardinal sin of lust. It shows no sign of abating and I fear for my soul in the coming year because I have no desire for it to - my body is a sl*ve to lust and my heart is a fickle thing easily turned by its siren song.
This sounds very serious.
Please see me in my office after confession has finished.
Oh don't tease. The sin is far too easily awoken within. And I'm conditioned by watching Fleabag far too often to find the idea of your office after confession too arousing. "
Just diving down this rabbit hole to say thank you for the 'Fleabag' reminder: next binge watch sorted. |
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"Sister Lisa
I ordered a box of Haribo that was needed for my shop but didn’t put it out and I’ve eaten them all so our customers will be without them for a whole week.
Tbh I’m not sorry but I could do with forgiveness just in case Santa actually has a present for me.
Thanks in advance
Such gluttony is unforgivable
That’s ok. I didn’t want a present anyway. Thanks though
I'd get you a present "
I bet you would  |
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Just diving down this rabbit hole to say thank you for the 'Fleabag' reminder: next binge watch sorted."
Fleabag is ruinously brilliant from start to finish. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is behind only Florence Pugh in my short list of 'I'd do anything for you, dear, anything' women. |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa
I ordered a box of Haribo that was needed for my shop but didn’t put it out and I’ve eaten them all so our customers will be without them for a whole week.
Tbh I’m not sorry but I could do with forgiveness just in case Santa actually has a present for me.
Thanks in advance
Such gluttony is unforgivable
That’s ok. I didn’t want a present anyway. Thanks though
I'd get you a present
I bet you would "
I am full of joy and kindness today |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Just diving down this rabbit hole to say thank you for the 'Fleabag' reminder: next binge watch sorted.
Fleabag is ruinously brilliant from start to finish. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is behind only Florence Pugh in my short list of 'I'd do anything for you, dear, anything' women."
Oh Fleabag was an utter revelation for me. Truly fantastic, so much angst and rawness and chemistry. I also realised how much of a stereotype of a millennial I am because I related far too easily to so much of it. PW-B is very firmly on my list. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have spent most of today admiring the bodies of the women of Fab and having lustful thoughts about them instead of doing anything productive. May I receive your forgiveness? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just diving down this rabbit hole to say thank you for the 'Fleabag' reminder: next binge watch sorted.
Fleabag is ruinously brilliant from start to finish. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is behind only Florence Pugh in my short list of 'I'd do anything for you, dear, anything' women.
Oh Fleabag was an utter revelation for me. Truly fantastic, so much angst and rawness and chemistry. I also realised how much of a stereotype of a millennial I am because I related far too easily to so much of it. PW-B is very firmly on my list. "
Fleabag is an astonishing piece of work and I am rather in love with PW-B, as is only right and proper (I slso think Killing Eve went downhill when she stopped writing it). |
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Just diving down this rabbit hole to say thank you for the 'Fleabag' reminder: next binge watch sorted.
Fleabag is ruinously brilliant from start to finish. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is behind only Florence Pugh in my short list of 'I'd do anything for you, dear, anything' women."
Oh I know, it'd be a re-visit. PWB would be on my 'not my usual physical type, but I love you' list! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have spent most of today admiring the bodies of the women of Fab and having lustful thoughts about them instead of doing anything productive. May I receive your forgiveness?
Yes "
I did just enjoy your pictures too. I hope that is also forgivable. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Just diving down this rabbit hole to say thank you for the 'Fleabag' reminder: next binge watch sorted.
Fleabag is ruinously brilliant from start to finish. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is behind only Florence Pugh in my short list of 'I'd do anything for you, dear, anything' women.
Oh Fleabag was an utter revelation for me. Truly fantastic, so much angst and rawness and chemistry. I also realised how much of a stereotype of a millennial I am because I related far too easily to so much of it. PW-B is very firmly on my list.
Fleabag is an astonishing piece of work and I am rather in love with PW-B, as is only right and proper (I slso think Killing Eve went downhill when she stopped writing it). "
Yes! It really did didn't it? You can read her dialogue, that quirky self knowing/tongue in cheek energy. I'd always thought that sort of dorky RP way of talking wasn't very sexy - she made me proud of my voice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just diving down this rabbit hole to say thank you for the 'Fleabag' reminder: next binge watch sorted.
Fleabag is ruinously brilliant from start to finish. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is behind only Florence Pugh in my short list of 'I'd do anything for you, dear, anything' women.
Oh Fleabag was an utter revelation for me. Truly fantastic, so much angst and rawness and chemistry. I also realised how much of a stereotype of a millennial I am because I related far too easily to so much of it. PW-B is very firmly on my list.
Fleabag is an astonishing piece of work and I am rather in love with PW-B, as is only right and proper (I slso think Killing Eve went downhill when she stopped writing it).
Yes! It really did didn't it? You can read her dialogue, that quirky self knowing/tongue in cheek energy. I'd always thought that sort of dorky RP way of talking wasn't very sexy - she made me proud of my voice. "
Killing Eve series 1 managed to be a properly exciting thriller, whilst also being extremely funny at the same time - a really difficult balance to strike. Series 2 was a reasonable thriller but it had lost the spark and wasn't very funny.
And you have a beautiful, sexy voice |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have spent most of today admiring the bodies of the women of Fab and having lustful thoughts about them instead of doing anything productive. May I receive your forgiveness?
Yes
I did just enjoy your pictures too. I hope that is also forgivable. "
Perfectly understandable |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa please forgive me as indulgence was my weakness in the form of a Terrys Chocolate Orange Hot Chocolate with lashings of whipped cream, chocolate orange pieces and two biscotti. "
Not forgiven, just purely based on the whipped cream. |
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Just diving down this rabbit hole to say thank you for the 'Fleabag' reminder: next binge watch sorted.
Fleabag is ruinously brilliant from start to finish. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is behind only Florence Pugh in my short list of 'I'd do anything for you, dear, anything' women.
Oh Fleabag was an utter revelation for me. Truly fantastic, so much angst and rawness and chemistry. I also realised how much of a stereotype of a millennial I am because I related far too easily to so much of it. PW-B is very firmly on my list.
Fleabag is an astonishing piece of work and I am rather in love with PW-B, as is only right and proper (I slso think Killing Eve went downhill when she stopped writing it).
Yes! It really did didn't it? You can read her dialogue, that quirky self knowing/tongue in cheek energy. I'd always thought that sort of dorky RP way of talking wasn't very sexy - she made me proud of my voice. "
Dorky RP for the win...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear sister Lisa
I have to confess that I have sinned. Today I ate a jaffa cake
A single Jaffa Cake is forgivable.
A whole packet is not.
Forgiven "
I detest the vile thing's |
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