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Imagine you joined a work secret santa…

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

…and some idiot/genius bought you a ‘grow your own hairy beaver’ kit.

Would you be delighted or outraged?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"…and some idiot/genius bought you a ‘grow your own hairy beaver’ kit.

Would you be delighted or outraged?"

I’d love it. We’re doing secret Santa in work and prior to drawing names, a colleague promised if he got me then I’m getting a grow your own boyfriend kit. So I’m looking forward to that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"…and some idiot/genius bought you a ‘grow your own hairy beaver’ kit.

Would you be delighted or outraged?"
is it for cress ? That would be both funny and also useful.

Do it.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

I'd love it, that's my kind of gift.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd laugh probably.

I doubt I'd be outraged unless the person who did it was someone who was harassing me and making me uncomfortable elsewhere.

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Be laughing my add off in delight

secret santa gifts are meant to to funny and silly

In my team it's nipple tussles, those elephant trunk briefs & grow a dick gifts haha my lot loves banter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have we found a late contender for this year's "must have present"?

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By *ixiePoisonWoman over a year ago

Darlington

I'd laugh about it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"…and some idiot/genius bought you a ‘grow your own hairy beaver’ kit.

Would you be delighted or outraged?"

What is it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it a wooden mini beaver which you grow a Cress on or something of that sort ?

I'd laugh apart from circumstances described by Lemon above.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"…and some idiot/genius bought you a ‘grow your own hairy beaver’ kit.

Would you be delighted or outraged?"

Delighted growing my winter coat -6 now brrrrr

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Oooh I've been looking for a gift for such an occasion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d find it funny, then give it someone else as a stocking filler!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not to be a killjoy but definitely not work appropriate. I can't understand why anyone would buy that unless everyone in the team is really friendly with each other and enjoy the banter o.f it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me personally? I'd unblock them!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Not to be a killjoy but definitely not work appropriate. I can't understand why anyone would buy that unless everyone in the team is really friendly with each other and enjoy the banter o.f it"

This sounds just like my team...they are good people and up for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"…and some idiot/genius bought you a ‘grow your own hairy beaver’ kit.

Would you be delighted or outraged?"
We have beavers they are a cute animal

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd laugh

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

I'd find that funny, and I'd probably leave it at work to grow so that I could trim the cress/grass/whatever it is into different shapes to amuse myself.

Someone I used to work with gave me a framed photo of himself for secret Santa