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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Until the next shag, obvs

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Until the next shag, obvs "

I was so hoping I’d find someone just like me

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Well if I was the lovely lady in question, I'd lick it clean afterwards

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

No need - condoms keep my cock nice & clean

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Well if I was the lovely lady in question, I'd lick it clean afterwards "

Is another good answer

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No need - condoms keep my cock nice & clean "

That’s not real sex then

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Well if I was the lovely lady in question, I'd lick it clean afterwards

Is another good answer "

I was taught to always clean up after myself

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"No need - condoms keep my cock nice & clean

That’s not real sex then "

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub"

Are you related to Rex?

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By *rettyflamingoWoman  over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

What a subject , really?

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville


"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex? "

Thought I'd go all out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out"

Isn't it easier to smell your fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How close does your nose get to your penis?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How close does your nose get to your penis? "

RIGHT?!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out

Isn't it easier to smell your fingers? "

Or let it longer on your beard...?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Until you've got the next lovely lady's smell on you. Fuck showering, Eau De Vag is the way forward.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How close does your nose get to your penis? "

Have you seen the size of Rex's......nose.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well if I was the lovely lady in question, I'd lick it clean afterwards "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Well if I was the lovely lady in question, I'd lick it clean afterwards

Is another good answer

I was taught to always clean up after myself "

I’m semi just reading this

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub"

My fave

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville


"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out

Isn't it easier to smell your fingers? "

Surprised pegging was mentioned

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex? "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"What a subject , really? "

Ooohhhh yes. It gets much worse as well

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis "

Just waiting for all the guys that post on the 'cut/uncut' threads to chime in with "well those with foreskins need to wash more".....because the turtleneck sweater dicks out there are more of a health hazard.

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How close does your nose get to your penis?

Have you seen the size of Rex's......nose."

No but I'd like to read any Veri about him now. Imagine trying to kiss him with that fucking honker

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"How close does your nose get to your penis? "

When it’s pointing upwards I can get close enough to feel the heat from it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out

Isn't it easier to smell your fingers?

Or let it longer on your beard...? "

YES

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Until you've got the next lovely lady's smell on you. Fuck showering, Eau De Vag is the way forward."

MELI

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"How close does your nose get to your penis?

Have you seen the size of Rex's......nose."

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out

Isn't it easier to smell your fingers?

Surprised pegging was mentioned"

I’d be really surprised if I got pegged

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville


"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

Just waiting for all the guys that post on the 'cut/uncut' threads to chime in with "well those with foreskins need to wash more".....because the turtleneck sweater dicks out there are more of a health hazard.

A

"

Best part of a bj is getting one not rolled back, everyone knows this

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"How close does your nose get to your penis?

Have you seen the size of Rex's......nose.

No but I'd like to read any Veri about him now. Imagine trying to kiss him with that fucking honker"

He's all talk, is our Rex.

Beautiful penis; shit shag

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

Just waiting for all the guys that post on the 'cut/uncut' threads to chime in with "well those with foreskins need to wash more".....because the turtleneck sweater dicks out there are more of a health hazard.

A

"

You can’t beat rolling it back and she’s still there in spirit

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out

Isn't it easier to smell your fingers?

Surprised pegging was mentioned

I’d be really surprised if I got pegged "

Never turn your back on me or Saff

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"How close does your nose get to your penis?

Have you seen the size of Rex's......nose.

No but I'd like to read any Veri about him now. Imagine trying to kiss him with that fucking honker"

You really don’t want to read my veri’s

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Only until I've wanked all the scent away and it's pretty clean by then so I just leave it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"How close does your nose get to your penis?

Have you seen the size of Rex's......nose.

No but I'd like to read any Veri about him now. Imagine trying to kiss him with that fucking honker

He's all talk, is our Rex.

Beautiful penis; shit shag "

Story of all my veri’s

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Cheeeeeeeesey,

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By *igmaMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Does quick wipe on her knickers not count as a wash ???

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

Just waiting for all the guys that post on the 'cut/uncut' threads to chime in with "well those with foreskins need to wash more".....because the turtleneck sweater dicks out there are more of a health hazard.

A

You can’t beat rolling it back and she’s still there in spirit "

With a bonus lipstick ring to show just how deep is her love.......

A

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out

Isn't it easier to smell your fingers?

Surprised pegging was mentioned

I’d be really surprised if I got pegged

Never turn your back on me or Saff "

Or bend over to pick anything up

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Only until I've wanked all the scent away and it's pretty clean by then so I just leave it"

Is my second answer

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Cheeeeeeeesey, "

Helmetdale?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Does quick wipe on her knickers not count as a wash ???"

Or her curtains as you leave

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

Just waiting for all the guys that post on the 'cut/uncut' threads to chime in with "well those with foreskins need to wash more".....because the turtleneck sweater dicks out there are more of a health hazard.

A

You can’t beat rolling it back and she’s still there in spirit

With a bonus lipstick ring to show just how deep is her love.......

A"

Jesus

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Until you've got the next lovely lady's smell on you. Fuck showering, Eau De Vag is the way forward.

MELI "

I'm not even the slightest sorry.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Until you've got the next lovely lady's smell on you. Fuck showering, Eau De Vag is the way forward.

MELI

I'm not even the slightest sorry. "

And the vabber of the week award goes to.....

A

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Until you've got the next lovely lady's smell on you. Fuck showering, Eau De Vag is the way forward.

MELI

I'm not even the slightest sorry.

And the vabber of the week award goes to.....

A"

Oh now I bow down to this excellence. How could something so witty be crafted so quickly? Well played Obi.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Until you've got the next lovely lady's smell on you. Fuck showering, Eau De Vag is the way forward.

MELI

I'm not even the slightest sorry.

And the vabber of the week award goes to.....

A

Oh now I bow down to this excellence. How could something so witty be crafted so quickly? Well played Obi. "

Hey. It certainly beats that shite all the pop stars are trying to flog as perfume.

I know what I'd rather buy a bottle of for a stocking filler this Xmas!!

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That reminds me

I need to buy some cheese

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By *ikesEmBigMan  over a year ago

Herts

I didn't realise you were supposed to wash it. Technology these days!

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By *host63Man  over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham


"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis "

When j get home of course I have a shower. I don't want people near me to know I have just had sex.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Until you've got the next lovely lady's smell on you. Fuck showering, Eau De Vag is the way forward.

MELI

I'm not even the slightest sorry. "

I like your style

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"That reminds me

I need to buy some cheese "

Helmetdale

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I didn't realise you were supposed to wash it. Technology these days!"

The technology of washing yer knob. You learn something new every day

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

When j get home of course I have a shower. I don't want people near me to know I have just had sex."

Ahhh, a secret shagger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clean it yourself op via self suck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That reminds me

I need to buy some cheese

Helmetdale "

Fromunder

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Clean it yourself op via self suck "

Autofellatio?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grim

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Grim

"

I get much worse. Much worse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clean it yourself op via self suck

Autofellatio? "

Everyday is a school day but I want to forget this

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Clean it yourself op via self suck

Autofellatio?

Everyday is a school day but I want to forget this "

Happy sucking dude

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well if I was the lovely lady in question, I'd lick it clean afterwards "

Oh

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis "

I am so tempted to say “until it goes green “…

You really have to stop setting them up like this!!!

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Surprised pegging was mentioned

I’d be really surprised if I got pegged "

Oooh, I've always wanted to throw a surprise party

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You guys wash your knob?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grim

I get much worse. Much worse "

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

You shouldn't wash it off. It makes your penis grow.

Has the same magic stuff in semen has that's makes our skin soft.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"You guys wash your knob?"

Apparently not.

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By *ilverfox74Man  over a year ago

dublin offaly


"Well if I was the lovely lady in question, I'd lick it clean afterwards

Is another good answer

I was taught to always clean up after myself "

Good girls always clean up after themselves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely best to have it cleaned by the lady in question, i always insist on making sure she is cleaned by myself after ??

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

wash it sraight away buffed up and polished

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

I am so tempted to say “until it goes green “…

You really have to stop setting them up like this!!! "

If it falls off then you don’t need to wash it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Surprised pegging was mentioned

I’d be really surprised if I got pegged

Oooh, I've always wanted to throw a surprise party "

Backs out of the room

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"You guys wash your knob?"

(fistbump)

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"You shouldn't wash it off. It makes your penis grow.

Has the same magic stuff in semen has that's makes our skin soft."

I respect my ladies too much to wash her off me

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Definitely best to have it cleaned by the lady in question, i always insist on making sure she is cleaned by myself after ??"

What a gentleman you are Phil

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"wash it sraight away buffed up and polished"

Ready for the next one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing better than a scrub under the helmet.

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville


"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

I am so tempted to say “until it goes green “…

You really have to stop setting them up like this!!! "

Who doesn't like the hulk

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

I am so tempted to say “until it goes green “…

You really have to stop setting them up like this!!!

Who doesn't like the hulk"

My mate unfortunately. He used to have nightmares about him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What does your dick smell like right now Rex?

Be truthful in your answer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What does your dick smell like right now Rex?

Be truthful in your answer."

Bet it smells like dry lager piss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What does your dick smell like right now Rex?

Be truthful in your answer.

Bet it smells like dry lager piss"

Bless him. Sticking it in a pint at the pub is the only way he can get his dick wet these days.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What does your dick smell like right now Rex?

Be truthful in your answer.

Bet it smells like dry lager piss

Bless him. Sticking it in a pint at the pub is the only way he can get his dick wet these days."

But he does it for england and so you can't help but shed a happy tear for the pint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Obifox - the next time I see one, I will have to stop myself from thinking ‘turtle neck dick’. So thanks

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By *rlandoMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

what ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"what ??"

You don’t know what washing is…or….?

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By *rlandoMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"what ??

You don’t know what washing is…or….?"

I shower every day ... it s the guy who likes to smell the the pussy weeks later on his D..k

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"what ??

You don’t know what washing is…or….?

I shower every day ... it s the guy who likes to smell the the pussy weeks later on his D..k"

Who said weeks…?

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"what ??

You don’t know what washing is…or….?

I shower every day ... it s the guy who likes to smell the the pussy weeks later on his D..k"

Whooosh...

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"What does your dick smell like right now Rex?

Be truthful in your answer."

It smells of vagina

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"what ??

You don’t know what washing is…or….?

I shower every day ... it s the guy who likes to smell the the pussy weeks later on his D..k

Who said weeks…?"

Me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"what ??

You don’t know what washing is…or….?

I shower every day ... it s the guy who likes to smell the the pussy weeks later on his D..k

Who said weeks…?

Me "

of course, you naughty dirty man

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By *ackbydemandMan  over a year ago

Leicester

At least till the next morning, I love the smell of a woman on me as I'm waking up

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I'm not flexible enough to sniff my own dick. If I could get that close, I'd just suck it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What does your dick smell like right now Rex?

Be truthful in your answer.

It smells of vagina "

Someone got laid.

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