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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

"

who's hair was it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

who's hair was it? "

Mine. I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink "

Ewwwwww yes! I don't think I'm gonna eat all day now.

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By *oah VailMan  over a year ago

Dover

Nope, it’s my least favourite domestic chore. Bleurgh.

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North

Yes finding a long hair in your food at a resturant

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By *arkandlovelyWoman  over a year ago

South Derbyshire


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink "

Wet carb-based foodstuffs are the worst.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes finding a long hair in your food at a resturant "

A small curly hair is worse.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

"

Used to disgust my ex too and hair in the hoover. So I always cleared them...I'm bald

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

Used to disgust my ex too and hair in the hoover. So I always cleared them...I'm bald "

This was the one useful thing my ex did!

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford

It’s not pleasant, but a strong gag reflex can be very useful

Fucking hell, I almost threw up at the thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds like a woman problem

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

Wet carb-based foodstuffs are the worst."

Bread!!, bread is the worst when it’s soggy

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By *eavenNhellCouple  over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Why not just invest in a hair trap for the plughole lift out afyer your shower clean job done

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It’s not pleasant, but a strong gag reflex can be very useful

Fucking hell, I almost threw up at the thought of that "

Wet hair is just

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Oh it’s gross and really pisses me off that I’m always the cleaner and never the culprit. Every wife and child has had long brunette hair, the universe is clearly against me.

But kitchen sink pipe maintenance is even worse with manky rotten stinky food, fat and hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sounds like a woman problem "

One of many.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

Wet carb-based foodstuffs are the worst.

Bread!!, bread is the worst when it’s soggy "

Why is the bread soggy!!

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By *uyForeLadiesMan  over a year ago

Grantham

I'm sure it'll be on so_eone's fetish list somewhere.

They'd probably pay YOU for the service.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Opening a protein shaker a few days after using it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh it’s gross and really pisses me off that I’m always the cleaner and never the culprit. Every wife and child has had long brunette hair, the universe is clearly against me.

But kitchen sink pipe maintenance is even worse with manky rotten stinky food, fat and hair. "

The plughole monster.....horrific

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It is really gross...yet I kinda like it it's satisfying.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

Used to disgust my ex too and hair in the hoover. So I always cleared them...I'm bald

This was the one useful thing my ex did! "

Probably what she says about me.

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"It is really gross...yet I kinda like it it's satisfying."

You’re about to get a LOT of messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm sure it'll be on so_eone's fetish list somewhere.

They'd probably pay YOU for the service. "

I'll pay them to do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It is really gross...yet I kinda like it it's satisfying."

No

No

No

No

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

Wet carb-based foodstuffs are the worst.

Bread!!, bread is the worst when it’s soggy

Why is the bread soggy!! "

Is it a variation of the soggy biscuit game?

Dunno, I never went to public school

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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It's not that disgusting. You can buy these little plug covers so all the hair gathers every time you shower, clean it and then you don't have to deal with a massive clump of it down the pipe.

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By *aximum_funMan  over a year ago

West Herts


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

"

Moved recently and needed to clean the place, pulling so_eone else's hair and whatever else out of a plughole was definitely worse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's not that disgusting. You can buy these little plug covers so all the hair gathers every time you shower, clean it and then you don't have to deal with a massive clump of it down the pipe. "

That seems like a responsible thing to do.

I probably won't do that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

Wet carb-based foodstuffs are the worst.

Bread!!, bread is the worst when it’s soggy

Why is the bread soggy!!

Is it a variation of the soggy biscuit game?

Dunno, I never went to public school "

Growing up on a council estate the guys couldn’t afford biscuits so it was bread from the reduced section , the staleness of it really helped to prolong the game.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cat pulls it all out for me, what a lil sweetheart!

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

I bought a set of plug cleaner things and my 9 year old boy loves digging them down the plug holes and seeing what he can dredge up! This momma is winning at life

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

yeah rodding blocked drains

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I bought a set of plug cleaner things and my 9 year old boy loves digging them down the plug holes and seeing what he can dredge up! This momma is winning at life "

Your son is winning in the mum stakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rolling back the foreskin to seductively lick the tip and a piece of sweetcorn pops out.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

Wet carb-based foodstuffs are the worst.

Bread!!, bread is the worst when it’s soggy "

Soggy bread is like my worst fear

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rolling back the foreskin to seductively lick the tip and a piece of sweetcorn pops out. "

And I'm done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My cat pulls it all out for me, what a lil sweetheart!"

More than my pussy does.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rolling back the foreskin to seductively lick the tip and a piece of sweetcorn pops out.

And I'm done. "

For fucks sake...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I never pull hair from the plughole.

Weak Caustic soda down there once per month.

If I see it ..... I run a blade or just scissor across the metal bits of the plug hole.

I stopped pulling it up years ago after I pulled and got a nordic whale on the other end

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

I still think the Hula Hoop confession is much worse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

Wet carb-based foodstuffs are the worst.

Bread!!, bread is the worst when it’s soggy

Soggy bread is like my worst fear

Mrs "

It really is the worst and cereal , my kids like to eat half a bowl and put it in the sink without emptying it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

Wet carb-based foodstuffs are the worst.

Bread!!, bread is the worst when it’s soggy

Soggy bread is like my worst fear

Mrs

It really is the worst and cereal , my kids like to eat half a bowl and put it in the sink without emptying it "

Yep, I'm absolutely with you on this, just soggy anything, bread, cerial, oh and biscuits left in the bottom of a cup after dunking them! That's me off food for the day

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Rolling back the foreskin to seductively lick the tip and a piece of sweetcorn pops out. "

you win the internet today

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"I still think the Hula Hoop confession is much worse "

I don’t remember this.

Please, if you have a shred of mercy within you, don’t remind me

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By *rettyflamingoWoman  over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Omg I nearly spat out my lunch the work I was going use is banned lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I still think the Hula Hoop confession is much worse "

Nah that's hot to be fair. Don't kink shame me!

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By *uck-RogersMan  over a year ago

Tarka trail


"Oh it’s gross and really pisses me off that I’m always the cleaner and never the culprit. Every wife and child has had long brunette hair, the universe is clearly against me.

But kitchen sink pipe maintenance is even worse with manky rotten stinky food, fat and hair. "

Yes. That overflow pipe smell is more pungent than a baby's pooh catcher, or a cat litter tray.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I still think the Hula Hoop confession is much worse "

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I never pull hair from the plughole.

Weak Caustic soda down there once per month.

If I see it ..... I run a blade or just scissor across the metal bits of the plug hole.

I stopped pulling it up years ago after I pulled and got a nordic whale on the other end"

It does go on and on doesn't it!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

"

Jeez, how long are your pubes!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I still think the Hula Hoop confession is much worse

I don’t remember this.

Please, if you have a shred of mercy within you, don’t remind me "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Lots of things. Cat poo for one.

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"I still think the Hula Hoop confession is much worse

I don’t remember this.

Please, if you have a shred of mercy within you, don’t remind me "

How much is it worth to not tell you? Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I still think the Hula Hoop confession is much worse

Nah that's hot to be fair. Don't kink shame me! "

My hula hoop thing is in no way sexual.

He's just weird.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lots of things. Cat poo for one. "

Cat poo down plug hole?? Odd

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"I still think the Hula Hoop confession is much worse

Nah that's hot to be fair. Don't kink shame me! "

Wrong un you.....

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"I still think the Hula Hoop confession is much worse

Nah that's hot to be fair. Don't kink shame me!

My hula hoop thing is in no way sexual.

He's just weird. "

Rupert is an odd one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I still think the Hula Hoop confession is much worse

Nah that's hot to be fair. Don't kink shame me!

My hula hoop thing is in no way sexual.

He's just weird. "

Is with me! Stop kink shaming!

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"I still think the Hula Hoop confession is much worse

I don’t remember this.

Please, if you have a shred of mercy within you, don’t remind me

How much is it worth to not tell you? Ha ha "

I’m going to throw up and then Elf will be pulling chunks out with the long hair

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

"

Well, if you didn’t allow them to clog the plug hole………

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Yes! Cleaning food out of a kitchen sink

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By *arkandlovelyWoman  over a year ago

South Derbyshire


"Rolling back the foreskin to seductively lick the tip and a piece of sweetcorn pops out. "

There are not enough curses in the world to send your way for this abomination.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

I went to use one of the toilets at work once and so_eone had managed to poo down the outside of the toilet bowl!!!!!

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

"

I love fishing for hairs from the plug hole. I use a cocktail stick to fish them out and get all excited when I pull out a big clump.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I still think the Hula Hoop confession is much worse

I don’t remember this.

Please, if you have a shred of mercy within you, don’t remind me

How much is it worth to not tell you? Ha ha

I’m going to throw up and then Elf will be pulling chunks out with the long hair "

Hula hoop thing is good .

Hairs in the plug are not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

I love fishing for hairs from the plug hole. I use a cocktail stick to fish them out and get all excited when I pull out a big clump."

A little sick just came up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

I love fishing for hairs from the plug hole. I use a cocktail stick to fish them out and get all excited when I pull out a big clump.

A little sick just came up."

Dya know what's worse than hair though?

Sick. So_eone being sick and that vomit smell generally is the worst of all these fucking things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

I love fishing for hairs from the plug hole. I use a cocktail stick to fish them out and get all excited when I pull out a big clump.

A little sick just came up.

Dya know what's worse than hair though?

Sick. So_eone being sick and that vomit smell generally is the worst of all these fucking things. "

Been sick down a plug hole clogged with hair.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

"

Pulling hair out of a bum hole?

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

I love fishing for hairs from the plug hole. I use a cocktail stick to fish them out and get all excited when I pull out a big clump.

A little sick just came up.

Dya know what's worse than hair though?

Sick. So_eone being sick and that vomit smell generally is the worst of all these fucking things.

Been sick down a plug hole clogged with hair. "

With yo I'd eat it for a freddo but no less!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

"

I'd say Cleaning up sick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

Pulling hair out of a bum hole?

A"

You've reminded me of food porn I once saw where a woman was ejecting bits of food from her butt and then other women ate them.

For once I wasn't turned on. I swear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You've reminded me of food porn I once saw where a woman was ejecting bits of food from her butt and then other women ate them.

For once I wasn't turned on. I swear "

You happened to just stumble across that?

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

Pulling hair out of a bum hole?

A

You've reminded me of food porn I once saw where a woman was ejecting bits of food from her butt and then other women ate them.

For once I wasn't turned on. I swear "

"Two girls one cup-a-soup" ?

Or

"If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club".....

A

*admit it. You were a little turned on...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

Pulling hair out of a bum hole?

A

You've reminded me of food porn I once saw where a woman was ejecting bits of food from her butt and then other women ate them.

For once I wasn't turned on. I swear "

That was the best episode of Kitchen Nightmares.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You've reminded me of food porn I once saw where a woman was ejecting bits of food from her butt and then other women ate them.

For once I wasn't turned on. I swear

You happened to just stumble across that?"

Hey! You don't know if you like something until it's made you feel sick!

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

"

Don't wait so long to shave your starfish in the future

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

Pulling hair out of a bum hole?

A"

Been there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

Pulling hair out of a bum hole?

A

You've reminded me of food porn I once saw where a woman was ejecting bits of food from her butt and then other women ate them.

For once I wasn't turned on. I swear

"Two girls one cup-a-soup" ?

Or

"If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club".....

A

*admit it. You were a little turned on... "

Nah. It was some of those nasty looking pornstars as well. You know, the ones that look nasty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

Pulling hair out of a bum hole?

A

You've reminded me of food porn I once saw where a woman was ejecting bits of food from her butt and then other women ate them.

For once I wasn't turned on. I swear "

No, I'm not doing that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

Don't wait so long to shave your starfish in the future "

I like to store it up though.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"You've reminded me of food porn I once saw where a woman was ejecting bits of food from her butt and then other women ate them.

For once I wasn't turned on. I swear

You happened to just stumble across that?

Hey! You don't know if you like something until it's made you feel sick!"

I discovered that after an entire bottle of ouzo once....

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

Pulling hair out of a bum hole?

A

You've reminded me of food porn I once saw where a woman was ejecting bits of food from her butt and then other women ate them.

For once I wasn't turned on. I swear

No, I'm not doing that. "

WHY?!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

I'm really sure there are many things worse but I'm not going to imagine them, thanks

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

Don't wait so long to shave your starfish in the future

I like to store it up though. "

You still making that willy warmer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

Don't wait so long to shave your starfish in the future

I like to store it up though.

You still making that willy warmer? "

I have a willy warmer for you yes

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

Don't wait so long to shave your starfish in the future

I like to store it up though.

You still making that willy warmer?

I have a willy warmer for you yes "

I'm a happy man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I went to use one of the toilets at work once and so_eone had managed to poo down the outside of the toilet bowl!!!!!"

Most of been a curry night

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I went to use one of the toilets at work once and so_eone had managed to poo down the outside of the toilet bowl!!!!!

Most of been a curry night "

Fuck knows!

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

I think cleaning the crud from outside drain covers comes close to being the most disgusting thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So far nothing beats my wet hair.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pour a good glug of that really thick bleach down there about 15 minutes before you approach the job. Then approach the job wearing rubber gloves so you don't knack the skin on your hands.

Failing that try and find that stuff that crime scene people use under their noses to stop them yacking at maturing bodies murder scenes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I went to use one of the toilets at work once and so_eone had managed to poo down the outside of the toilet bowl!!!!!"

There's signs in our Ladies toilet cubicles at work that say if you get shit on the cubicle walls, door or toilet seat, please clean it off.

It blows my mind that it happened so often they had to put signs up. (scream!!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I went to use one of the toilets at work once and so_eone had managed to poo down the outside of the toilet bowl!!!!!

There's signs in our Ladies toilet cubicles at work that say if you get shit on the cubicle walls, door or toilet seat, please clean it off.

It blows my mind that it happened so often they had to put signs up. (scream!!)"

That's why I stopped eating there

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I went to use one of the toilets at work once and so_eone had managed to poo down the outside of the toilet bowl!!!!!

There's signs in our Ladies toilet cubicles at work that say if you get shit on the cubicle walls, door or toilet seat, please clean it off.

It blows my mind that it happened so often they had to put signs up. (scream!!)"

Where the hell do you work!?!

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By *rying2niteMan  over a year ago

Egremont

The toilets where i work can be disgusting sometimes....i once went in to a cubicle and almost threw up , some dirty bastard had closed both the seat and lid and taken a shit on top of it

Why do people act so filthy?

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I've just cleaned the u-bend out on one of my sink - super smelly and very slimy.

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Clearing fat bergs from the sewers is a pretty bad one to do......believe me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Owned a cat have a dog so yeah there are more disgusting jobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I went to use one of the toilets at work once and so_eone had managed to poo down the outside of the toilet bowl!!!!!

There's signs in our Ladies toilet cubicles at work that say if you get shit on the cubicle walls, door or toilet seat, please clean it off.

It blows my mind that it happened so often they had to put signs up. (scream!!)

That's why I stopped eating there "

I'm not even making this up, I'm deadly serious.

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"It is really gross...yet I kinda like it it's satisfying."

Yep, especially when I've forgotten to do it for a while, I have a lot of hair and moult like crazy.

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Picking up half a dead mouse, and it's guts is pretty grim.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is really gross...yet I kinda like it it's satisfying.

Yep, especially when I've forgotten to do it for a while, I have a lot of hair and moult like crazy."

I like it too bizarrely. Just knowing how good that water will drain...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is really gross...yet I kinda like it it's satisfying."

Oh thank God. Me too. I actually climbed into standing water, plunger in hand and unblocked so_eone else’s shower once. Massive hairball. SO satisfying

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By *tsJustKateWoman  over a year ago

London

It's just hair ffs!!

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By *rlandoMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

saying there s no more money for Nurses,

while in 2010 first thing Cameron and Osborne did was cut the tax for the richest 3 % , then cut services for everyone else by 20 % .. Does that make us a Nation of numpties ?? ahhh but they got Brexit done ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is really gross...yet I kinda like it it's satisfying.

Oh thank God. Me too. I actually climbed into standing water, plunger in hand and unblocked so_eone else’s shower once. Massive hairball. SO satisfying "

Marry me this time?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ever pulled it out like your reali gin a fish and then a Lego piece comes out trapped inside a web of hair? Yep done that once. !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Handling raw meat. Thought it was from when I first started cooking it but now it's not ok. Still can't quite handle fisting a bowl of raw turkey mince with seasoning in it though

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Handling raw meat. Thought it was from when I first started cooking it but now it's not ok. Still can't quite handle fisting a bowl of raw turkey mince with seasoning in it though "

^^ ooooh. Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Handling raw meat. Thought it was from when I first started cooking it but now it's not ok. Still can't quite handle fisting a bowl of raw turkey mince with seasoning in it though "

I love kneeding a bit of raw meat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How about those of you with long hair- do you ever get a strand in your butt crack? Sometimes after a shower?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Handling raw meat. Thought it was from when I first started cooking it but now it's not ok. Still can't quite handle fisting a bowl of raw turkey mince with seasoning in it though

^^ ooooh. Kinky "

Not for the turkey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Handling raw meat. Thought it was from when I first started cooking it but now it's not ok. Still can't quite handle fisting a bowl of raw turkey mince with seasoning in it though

I love kneeding a bit of raw meat "

Easy tiger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What is this a thread full of the Chewbaccas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How about those of you with long hair- do you ever get a strand in your butt crack? Sometimes after a shower? "

Find them EVERYWHERE

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What is this a thread full of the Chewbaccas?"

(Insert chewbacca growl)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is this a thread full of the Chewbaccas?

(Insert chewbacca growl)"

If you could do that in real life, that’s impressive. Take my pants off impressive

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What is this a thread full of the Chewbaccas?

(Insert chewbacca growl)

If you could do that in real life, that’s impressive. Take my pants off impressive "

After rum I can do most things.

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink "

My favourite sandwich

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"

After rum I can do most things. "

Noted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

My favourite sandwich "

Stop that

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By *igblackcock69Man  over a year ago

notts


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

"

a job for mid afternoon then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

My favourite sandwich "

Oh man

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By *eonMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Yes finding a long hair in your food at a resturant "

Agreed!

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By *riskynriskyCouple  over a year ago

Essex.

Years ago, I use to work for a company that made and repaired fibreglass coffins.

They are used by the undertaker to collect the deceased.

Some of the ones we had to repair were pretty grim.

Cracks filled with matted hair and blood, so a dirty plug hole isn't really an issue for me.

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

My favourite sandwich

Stop that "

Side of binjuice dip and raw bacon fat. Ooooft.

Getinmabelly!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently yes. "

Yeah I've seen THAT thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

My favourite sandwich

Stop that

Side of binjuice dip and raw bacon fat. Ooooft.

Getinmabelly!"

The bacon fat I can get board with.

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

My favourite sandwich

Stop that

Side of binjuice dip and raw bacon fat. Ooooft.

Getinmabelly!

The bacon fat I can get board with. "

I read it back and now I want hula hoops. Whats the deal with them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How about those of you with long hair- do you ever get a strand in your butt crack? Sometimes after a shower?

Find them EVERYWHERE"

My ex has similar hair to you. I'm still finding random hairs now three years later in my stuff!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

My favourite sandwich

Stop that

Side of binjuice dip and raw bacon fat. Ooooft.

Getinmabelly!

The bacon fat I can get board with.

I read it back and now I want hula hoops. Whats the deal with them? "

Haha I'm not sure I wanna say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How about those of you with long hair- do you ever get a strand in your butt crack? Sometimes after a shower?

Find them EVERYWHERE

My ex has similar hair to you. I'm still finding random hairs now three years later in my stuff!!!"

The amount of hair I find everywhere I should be bald by now!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t find it disgusting if I’ve forgotten to put the hair catcher on I just pull them out, simples

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

My favourite sandwich

Stop that

Side of binjuice dip and raw bacon fat. Ooooft.

Getinmabelly!

The bacon fat I can get board with.

I read it back and now I want hula hoops. Whats the deal with them? "

Please don’t make her repeat it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

My favourite sandwich

Stop that

Side of binjuice dip and raw bacon fat. Ooooft.

Getinmabelly!

The bacon fat I can get board with.

I read it back and now I want hula hoops. Whats the deal with them?

Please don’t make her repeat it. "

Everyone will be trying it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

"

Yes the thread above this one drinks from used condoms he's found. WTF

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Than pulling hair out of a plug hole?

I was contemplating a cooked breakfast, now I'm leaning more towards throwing up all morning.

Yes the thread above this one drinks from used condoms he's found. WTF "

That's winning now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How about those of you with long hair- do you ever get a strand in your butt crack? Sometimes after a shower?

Find them EVERYWHERE

My ex has similar hair to you. I'm still finding random hairs now three years later in my stuff!!!

The amount of hair I find everywhere I should be bald by now!! "

You could start a sideline business of rug making with it all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i had to clean out an old foul drain once. calcified sludge at the bottom...

minging...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How about those of you with long hair- do you ever get a strand in your butt crack? Sometimes after a shower?

Find them EVERYWHERE

My ex has similar hair to you. I'm still finding random hairs now three years later in my stuff!!!

The amount of hair I find everywhere I should be bald by now!! "

Yes! My vacuum roller turns ginger quite quickly!

I actually find it satisfying to clean, same with my hairbrush!

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

My favourite sandwich

Stop that

Side of binjuice dip and raw bacon fat. Ooooft.

Getinmabelly!

The bacon fat I can get board with.

I read it back and now I want hula hoops. Whats the deal with them?

Please don’t make her repeat it. "

I've been informed. I'm onboard. Don't judge me

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By *unky_Fab_FellaMan  over a year ago

Nr Boston

How about when so_eone throws up after a night of beer and kebab, in a sink, and you spend ages scooping it out and cleaning it....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How about when so_eone throws up after a night of beer and kebab, in a sink, and you spend ages scooping it out and cleaning it...."

... the good old dodgy kebab not coming to work excuse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

My favourite sandwich

Stop that

Side of binjuice dip and raw bacon fat. Ooooft.

Getinmabelly!

The bacon fat I can get board with.

I read it back and now I want hula hoops. Whats the deal with them?

Please don’t make her repeat it.

I've been informed. I'm onboard. Don't judge me "

You’re an animal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That makes me shiver that and the wet bits of food left in the sink

My favourite sandwich

Stop that

Side of binjuice dip and raw bacon fat. Ooooft.

Getinmabelly!

The bacon fat I can get board with.

I read it back and now I want hula hoops. Whats the deal with them?

Please don’t make her repeat it.

I've been informed. I'm onboard. Don't judge me "

YES!

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