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"I want someone hot please! But yes, I'm in. your version of hot and my version of hot might not match You realise someone will actually send you a message right " Dark hair Beard Think Ryan Reynolds crossed with Hugh Jackman. You can do it. I believe in you " I'm not getting paid for this you know! | |||
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"Dear men... Do you have : * Dark hair * Beard * Look like Ryan Reynolds crossed with Hugh Jackman Then get in my in box " | |||
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"Dear men... Do you have : * Dark hair - no * Beard - no * Look like bRyan Tilsley crossed with a Hugh Jarse - kind of Then get in my in box " Answers above. | |||
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"I would like to join in please. Pick someone sexy for me Mid x" Ohhh... Ryan Reynolds crossed with Hugh Jackman?? | |||
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"In that one as well " Wait... What one? | |||
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"Innnn " Ohh... Got a beard? | |||
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"Oooohhhhh I’m in " | |||
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"Dear men... Do you have : * Dark hair * Beard * Look like Ryan Reynolds crossed with Hugh Jackman Then get in my in box " No refunds | |||
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"Dear men... Do you have : * Dark hair - no * Beard - no * Look like bRyan Tilsley crossed with a Hugh Jarse - kind of Then get in my in box Answers above." Erm.. Don't call me, I'll call you | |||
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"Why the devil not. In" Indeed! Got a beard? | |||
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"Still not in " What if i found a pony? | |||
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"I'll join in, " Yaasss another woman | |||
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"Oh ffs being a American let's see who I get paired with " Oh... What happens if you American | |||
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"Innnn Ohh... Got a beard? " I haven’t even got a hat yet | |||
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"Innnn Ohh... Got a beard? I haven’t even got a hat yet " give me the beard | |||
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"Innnn Ohh... Got a beard? I haven’t even got a hat yet give me the beard " TBH Montana is a different world . Cowboys with beards and it's cold AF . Montana needs to step up his game. | |||
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"Innnn Ohh... Got a beard? I haven’t even got a hat yet " Its not sounding very festive so far | |||
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"Innnn Ohh... Got a beard? I haven’t even got a hat yet give me the beard TBH Montana is a different world . Cowboys with beards and it's cold AF . Montana needs to step up his game. " Ohh.. Do we need a quality assurance manager | |||
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"I remember a wonderful saying of my dads. “Here’s a match for you, your face and my arse.l” We’re not talking about that kind of match are we. " Well it sounds quite sexy to me | |||
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"Still not in What if i found a pony? " I'm fat I would break its back | |||
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"We would like to participate please " Excellent! Get thinking | |||
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"In... Now rummaging through the Christmas decorations I haven't bothered putting up. I don't think a bauble hanging off the end is going to do it..." ! I've seen worse | |||
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"Do you need more women? I can send out the harpy signal and find some. " I'm sure we will! I will have a look at the names so far | |||
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"Still not in What if i found a pony? I'm fat I would break its back " Nobody likes a wonky pony | |||
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"Still not in What if i found a pony? I'm fat I would break its back Nobody likes a wonky pony" Exactly | |||
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"Do you need more women? I can send out the harpy signal and find some. I'm sure we will! I will have a look at the names so far" I'll happily take a couple of guys | |||
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"Do you need more women? I can send out the harpy signal and find some. I'm sure we will! I will have a look at the names so far I'll happily take a couple of guys " Durt bird | |||
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"In... Now rummaging through the Christmas decorations I haven't bothered putting up. I don't think a bauble hanging off the end is going to do it... ! I've seen worse " Sounds like a challenge... Actually, I'm a bit like a Christmas tree: I can stay up for 12 days and I have some dangling decorations. Mind you, I'm not sure if I look better with the lights on or off. Anyway...rummaging again. It's starting to look like a trip to Poundland is in order. | |||
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"In... Now rummaging through the Christmas decorations I haven't bothered putting up. I don't think a bauble hanging off the end is going to do it... ! I've seen worse Sounds like a challenge... Actually, I'm a bit like a Christmas tree: I can stay up for 12 days and I have some dangling decorations. Mind you, I'm not sure if I look better with the lights on or off. Anyway...rummaging again. It's starting to look like a trip to Poundland is in order. " | |||
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"Sending matches out tomorrow..." | |||
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"I’m I too late? x " Well if midnight doesn’t match you, I won’t tell anybody. | |||
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"I’m I too late? x " If you are, I can muster something up for you | |||
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"Sending matches out tomorrow..." Finally I’ll be able to light my new candle | |||
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"I’m I too late? x " Absolutely not, i will add you to my list | |||
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"Could be fun ??" get your thinking cap on! | |||
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"Sending matches out tomorrow... Finally I’ll be able to light my new candle " Oh god that took me a minute | |||
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"I’m in" get your thinking cap on | |||
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"Hope it’s not too late! I’m in!!" Super - any ideas? | |||
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"Well this sounds fun and festive I’m in midnight " Fun +festive is so not my kind of thing Have you got any ideas? | |||
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"Well this sounds fun and festive I’m in midnight Fun +festive is so not my kind of thing Have you got any ideas? " I have a few | |||
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"I’m In " Excellent.. Have you got any thoughts? | |||
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"I'll do it, I'm happy to be in someones box for Christmas " have you got some ideas? | |||
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"I am in." Fab.. Get your thinking cap on! | |||
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"Sending matches out tomorrow... Finally I’ll be able to light my new candle Oh god that took me a minute " | |||
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"Dear men... Do you have : * Dark hair * Beard * Look like Ryan Reynolds crossed with Hugh Jackman Then get in my in box " Yes Yes If you squint | |||
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"I'll do it, I'm happy to be in someones box for Christmas have you got some ideas? " I do and I have my Christmas hat ready | |||
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"Dear men... Do you have : * Dark hair * Beard * Look like Ryan Reynolds crossed with Hugh Jackman Then get in my in box Yes Yes If you squint " Squinting is fine! ! | |||
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"I'll do it, I'm happy to be in someones box for Christmas have you got some ideas? I do and I have my Christmas hat ready " | |||
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"I'll join " Oh super!! Have you got some ideas? | |||
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"I'm happy with my matches Not sure if they will be " Wait.. Are you in! | |||
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"I’m in! Keeping my fingers crossed santa sends me a very sexy man!!! " I'll do my best!! | |||
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"I'll join Oh super!! Have you got some ideas? " I have a few x | |||
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"I’m in! Keeping my fingers crossed santa sends me a very sexy man!!! I'll do my best!! " Why thank you Got some ideas for my pic already! | |||
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"I'll join Oh super!! Have you got some ideas? I have a few x" Can't wait to see who your lucky match is | |||
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"Oh I’m in. Been looking for a chance to show my Christmas presents " Ohhh what pressies have you got?? | |||
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"I’m in! Keeping my fingers crossed santa sends me a very sexy man!!! I'll do my best!! Why thank you Got some ideas for my pic already! " Excellent! | |||
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"I'd like to apologise for any disappointment you may experience by being matched with me in advance " Don't worry, I'll include a 'please squint on viewing' suggestion | |||
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"Oh I’m in. Been looking for a chance to show my Christmas presents Ohhh what pressies have you got?? " That’s for me and my secret Santa lol x | |||
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"Oh I’m in. Been looking for a chance to show my Christmas presents Ohhh what pressies have you got?? That’s for me and my secret Santa lol x" Ohhhh meanie! | |||
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"I'm happy with my matches Not sure if they will be Wait.. Are you in! " Nope | |||
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"I’m in! Keeping my fingers crossed santa sends me a very sexy man!!! " You might have been better off sticking with Santa himself. I mean, at least he's got an enormous sack he can't wait to empty. I can't believe the number of potential props I'm checking the labels on; that's definitely a sign I'm getting older. None of them so far say "do not wrap around your penis" but I'm guessing some element of common sense is presumed. Anyway, that's a bit of a problem when your work's Crimbo bonus consists of two crates of strong beer. Oh, well... | |||
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"I’m in! Keeping my fingers crossed santa sends me a very sexy man!!! You might have been better off sticking with Santa himself. I mean, at least he's got an enormous sack he can't wait to empty. I can't believe the number of potential props I'm checking the labels on; that's definitely a sign I'm getting older. None of them so far say "do not wrap around your penis" but I'm guessing some element of common sense is presumed. Anyway, that's a bit of a problem when your work's Crimbo bonus consists of two crates of strong beer. Oh, well... " I wouldn't wrap a beer bottle around penis | |||
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"I’m in! Keeping my fingers crossed santa sends me a very sexy man!!! You might have been better off sticking with Santa himself. I mean, at least he's got an enormous sack he can't wait to empty. I can't believe the number of potential props I'm checking the labels on; that's definitely a sign I'm getting older. None of them so far say "do not wrap around your penis" but I'm guessing some element of common sense is presumed. Anyway, that's a bit of a problem when your work's Crimbo bonus consists of two crates of strong beer. Oh, well... I wouldn't wrap a beer bottle around penis " I'm pretty sure one of the empty cans would be easier. Anyway, after half a crate it's time to see if these LED lights have some sort of British Standard markings on the plug. I'm pretty sure wearing leather safety boots "just in case" might ruin it for the participant match. Or maybe not, nowt surprises me really. | |||
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"I’m excited now " I'm fairly sure I didn't sign up...but I think Midnight will probably throw me in there just for a giggle...expect glitter balls | |||
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"If it's not a complete pain in the arse can I be out please? " You might be lucky and not get me | |||
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"If it's not a complete pain in the arse can I be out please? " And me as well confidence in myself and my body have been knocked the past couple of days So sorry out | |||
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"OK...just a few observations: 1. Anything that comes out of an aerosol can is fucking cold; especially so when it is being sprayed on your penis. I will take and send the promised photo on the due date but I can't actually take it when it's -7C outside and the can has had all day whilst I was at work to "get cold". 2. Please note: after careful consideration it seems likely there is a high probability the picture may not involve any contents from an aerosol can. 3. My match doesn't appear to have posted in this thread? I'm assuming they're aware of this thread's existence and the fact they've been matched with me? That is all... " Did you see thread one | |||
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" what a shame I miss the deadline " Ahh sorry.. If i had spare ladies, I'd match you but I'm working some of them very hard! | |||
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" Did you see thread one " Ummm, nope. I assumed thread one was last year - I've now found the first thread. Anyway; any idea where I might get a Comic Relief red nose from in a hurry? The one I have is...useless. Actually, I'm going to shut up. The only thing I'll be raising is expectations if I don't. | |||
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"My photo is all done and ready for tomorrow. Excited!!! " Oh excellent! | |||
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"Just sent mine " | |||
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"Received and sent, has put a nice smile on my face " Brilliant | |||
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"Lost my link " Resent! | |||
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"Sent mine " Excellent! | |||
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"Sent mine Excellent! " I think we should stick to one thread so we all know where to post to | |||
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"Am I too late to join in?! " | |||
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"Mines sent, can't wait for mine in return " Fingers crossed! | |||
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"Cant send mine due to filters. " Oh no remind me (via direct message) who is it to, i can send them a message | |||
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"So... I'm sending. It's happening. I actually did it. Thank you for sorting this all out Midnight, it's been fantastic. " Yaaayyy so glad Meli! | |||
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"Received a very sexy picture and now sent mine. I hope it’s well received, I’ll make public once the recipient has had a look. " Brilliant! Thank to... I loaded all of mine | |||
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"I certainly enjoyed mine. What a treat it was for sure.. mine wasn't too bad I hope. Would make it public but its got my face on it lol" | |||
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"Received a very sexy picture and now sent mine. I hope it’s well received, I’ll make public once the recipient has had a look. Brilliant! Thank to... I loaded all of mine " All amazing! | |||
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"Wish I'd seen this earlier, I would love to have taken part, maybe next year " Awww what a shame! I ran a couple of threads to advertise it about a week ago... Sorry you missed it x | |||
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"Wish I'd seen this earlier, I would love to have taken part, maybe next year " I’ll do you one | |||
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"Done earlier just forgot to post to say" Excellent! | |||
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"Wish I'd seen this earlier, I would love to have taken part, maybe next year I’ll do you one " Thank you for the picture | |||
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"Mine was lovely " | |||
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"Sent & received " Yippee | |||
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"Send und received " Omg it is going swimmingly!! | |||
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"Another sent and received. " Whoop whoop | |||
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"I sent one but didn’t get one back as the other person has not been online this week " Noooo my first failure | |||
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"Send und received Omg it is going swimmingly!! " With flying colours | |||
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"I sent one but didn’t get one back as the other person has not been online this week Noooo my first failure " Ahem… this is not YOUR failure… It doesn’t matter. I’ll send the pic to someone else | |||
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"I sent one but didn’t get one back as the other person has not been online this week Noooo my first failure Ahem… this is not YOUR failure… It doesn’t matter. I’ll send the pic to someone else " Aww fanks babe mwah xx | |||
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"Send und received Omg it is going swimmingly!! With flying colours " We spoke too soon!! | |||
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"Send and received. Thanks " Excellent! | |||
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"I sent one but didn’t get one back as the other person has not been online this week Noooo my first failure Ahem… this is not YOUR failure… It doesn’t matter. I’ll send the pic to someone else Aww fanks babe mwah xx" Mwah straight back at ya | |||
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"I didn't get any (cry) " omg careful!! | |||
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"I didn't get any (cry) omg careful!! " What? | |||
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"Send und received Omg it is going swimmingly!! With flying colours We spoke too soon!! " Why | |||
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"I sent one but didn’t get one back as the other person has not been online this week " Wait, is it an exchange between 2 people so you already knew who you have? I thought it was like an actual secret Santa where A gets B, B gets C, C gets A etc. | |||
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"I sent one but didn’t get one back as the other person has not been online this week Noooo my first failure Ahem… this is not YOUR failure… It doesn’t matter. I’ll send the pic to someone else " | |||
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"I didn't get any (cry) omg careful!! What? " You might get a box full | |||
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"Send und received Omg it is going swimmingly!! With flying colours We spoke too soon!! Why " First man down! | |||
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"I didn't get any (cry) omg careful!! What? You might get a box full " Fat chance | |||
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"I sent one but didn’t get one back as the other person has not been online this week Wait, is it an exchange between 2 people so you already knew who you have? I thought it was like an actual secret Santa where A gets B, B gets C, C gets A etc." Well yeah .. That's how Tea did it.... But i didn't have time to be that amazing so my secret santas are not so secret, but still getting plenty of muff, tits + schlong... So everyone is happy especially me | |||
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"Sent and received " Wonderful! | |||
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"Hey that’s awesome I’d love that. I’m in " Wait what you are 2 weeks too late!! | |||
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