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After seeing a comedy sketch, asking the same question about a social media platform.
I put it to you wonderful and weird people.
If fab was a pub. Would you go in a mingle ? Or would you stick you head in the door and think, full of weirdos in here, we’ll go to the next one ?
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"After seeing a comedy sketch, asking the same question about a social media platform.
I put it to you wonderful and weird people.
If fab was a pub. Would you go in a mingle ? Or would you stick you head in the door and think, full of weirdos in here, we’ll go to the next one ?
The mr "
Probably put my xray vision specs on and take a seat in the snug and people watch for a bit.
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over a year ago
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Go in mingal
Get some free drinks
Then off to the emm bathroom to emmm you know
Them emmm mingal again
Probably buy a couple off woman some drinks
And see they want to emmm go back to the hotel for some cuddles
Failing that go talk to a couple and see they up for a wicked evening at the hotel
If that fails
Get some more free drinks
And then pick 3-4 random guys to take me back to the hotel  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Get in and mingle
With all fellows and lady’s
Fiddles behind the bar
Mr sprout doing Xmas lunches
FB out on car parking duty’s with just Pete
Don’t expect you’re cars to be clean when you get back to it  |
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"Get in and mingle
With all fellows and lady’s
Fiddles behind the bar
Mr sprout doing Xmas lunches
FB out on car parking duty’s with just Pete
Don’t expect you’re cars to be clean when you get back to it "
Oh me and Fiddles behind the bar? There might not be many drinks poured that night |
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"Get in and mingle
With all fellows and lady’s
Fiddles behind the bar
Mr sprout doing Xmas lunches
FB out on car parking duty’s with just Pete
Don’t expect you’re cars to be clean when you get back to it
Oh me and Fiddles behind the bar? There might not be many drinks poured that night "
Generally a free for all lol |
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"I'd be at the bar taking all the free drinks the women would obviously be buying for me 
you’d get a stiff one from me x
mrs x"
I'm not sure I want anything stiff from you Mrs |
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"I'd be at the bar taking all the free drinks the women would obviously be buying for me
you’d get a stiff one from me x
mrs x
I'm not sure I want anything stiff from you Mrs "
you’d have to get me a stiff one then  |
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Waitress to clear and clean tables of questionable substances wearing the obligatory short shorts and teeny tiny clingy top. Beard is a damn good barman and wouldn’t let too many folk get too d*unk and definitely I’d keep all the car keys to play pick a partner when everyone is pleasantly merry. Of course we’d keep the best ones for ourselves  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I'd probably pop in.
Say oh I'm not drinking. Have a drink.
Then two or three. Give out d*unk sex advice and flirt with the old men propping up the bar. Snog a few women. Then say I'm never coming back.
Appear the next day. Ad infinitum. |
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"I'd probably pop in.
Say oh I'm not drinking. Have a drink.
Then two or three. Give out d*unk sex advice and flirt with the old men propping up the bar. Snog a few women. Then say I'm never coming back.
Appear the next day. Ad infinitum."
She talks about bumholes when she’s d*unk ^^ |
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
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Pretty sure the floor would be sticky.
I’d go in. Talk over-confidently and have one too many drinks, not realise if someone fancied me. Go home and have furious sex with Mr and plan the next visit.
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"If ther served food we would never leave"
I am very happy to be chef, but on the understanding we do good proper pub grub, served on normal plates.
None of this gastro pub shite served on boards, or slates, or bin lids.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After seeing a comedy sketch, asking the same question about a social media platform.
I put it to you wonderful and weird people.
If fab was a pub. Would you go in a mingle ? Or would you stick you head in the door and think, full of weirdos in here, we’ll go to the next one ?
The mr "
No one would turn up, lots of false promises and accepted invitations, but again no one turns up, lots of people advertising making arrangements, but again no one turns up. Finally the excuses. |
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I would walk in and have a panic attack and then walk out and hopefully a handsome man would come to my rescue and fuck my brains out behind the local Aldi |
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"I would walk in and have a panic attack and then walk out and hopefully a handsome man would come to my rescue and fuck my brains out behind the local Aldi"
By the trolleys only. Afterwards I would treat you to a KFC and a milkshake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First on the dance floor and definitely mingling in between ! Both
Little nipple suck in the corner?"
In. They are trying to escape my bra anyway. Pointing to bloody North Pole. |
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"First on the dance floor and definitely mingling in between ! Both
Little nipple suck in the corner?
In. They are trying to escape my bra anyway. Pointing to bloody North Pole. "
Ah go on then seeing as you look like you enjoy it! |
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"First on the dance floor and definitely mingling in between ! Both
Little nipple suck in the corner?
In. They are trying to escape my bra anyway. Pointing to bloody North Pole.
Ah go on then seeing as you look like you enjoy it! "
Are you going to put your actions to where your mouth is? literally |
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"First on the dance floor and definitely mingling in between ! Both
Little nipple suck in the corner?
In. They are trying to escape my bra anyway. Pointing to bloody North Pole.
Ah go on then seeing as you look like you enjoy it!
Are you going to put your actions to where your mouth is? literally "
1000 percent if we were in that fab pub I would see if you could keep hold of your wine glass while I did the above. I like a game |
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"After seeing a comedy sketch, asking the same question about a social media platform.
I put it to you wonderful and weird people.
If fab was a pub. Would you go in a mingle ? Or would you stick you head in the door and think, full of weirdos in here, we’ll go to the next one ?
The mr "
It's depends on how d*unk I was at the time. If i was well on and there was some naughtiness going on, I would order and a drink and be like... WOOHOO!!! Fuck them cocks!!!
And wake the next day feeling ashamed of my actions.  |
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"First on the dance floor and definitely mingling in between ! Both
Little nipple suck in the corner?
In. They are trying to escape my bra anyway. Pointing to bloody North Pole.
Ah go on then seeing as you look like you enjoy it!
Are you going to put your actions to where your mouth is? literally
1000 percent if we were in that fab pub I would see if you could keep hold of your wine glass while I did the above. I like a game "
Gosh you have so little faith in my balance skills and toughness of those bad girls |
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"First on the dance floor and definitely mingling in between ! Both
Little nipple suck in the corner?
In. They are trying to escape my bra anyway. Pointing to bloody North Pole.
Ah go on then seeing as you look like you enjoy it!
Are you going to put your actions to where your mouth is? literally
1000 percent if we were in that fab pub I would see if you could keep hold of your wine glass while I did the above. I like a game
Gosh you have so little faith in my balance skills and toughness of those bad girls "
Those bad girls ain't met me yet  |
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